Looks like Congress is going to allow me to continue wearing my American-flag thong underwear.

Why is the legal driving limit of cocaine 200 times higher than that of marijuana?

soda fountain

Happy Slayer Day!

Blasting our way through the boundaries of Hell
No one can stop us tonight
We take on the world with hatred inside
Mayhem the reason we fight
Surviving the slaughters and killing we've lost
Then we return from the dead
Attacking once more now with twice as much strength
We conquer then move on ahead

Evil
My words defy
Evil
Has no disguise
Evil
Will take your soul
Evil
My wrath unfolds

Satan our master in evil mayhem
Guides us with every first step
Our axes are growing with power and fury
Soon there'll be nothingness left
Midnight has come and the leathers strapped on
Evil is at our command
We clash with God's angel and conquer new souls
Consuming all that we can

Evil
My words defy
Evil
Has no disguise
Evil
Will take your soul
Evil
My wrath unfolds