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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-05-15T09:05:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[9 out of 10 doctors recommend this poll.]]></title>
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  <dc:date>2004-05-20T04:05:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Yo.             What's up in  the heezy.      Fo' shizzle.<br/><br/><br/>That's about all.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-05-20T04:05:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.<br/>What if you're unhappy and you know it?<br/>or what if you're happy, but you don't know it?<br/>or what if clapping your hands makes you unhappy?<br/>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-06-04T12:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>SATAN loves me this I know<br/>for the Bible tells me so<br/>little ones to him belong<br/>for they are weak but he is strong</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-04T12:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[this is a picture of someone (maybe Fred Durst, I dunno) being impaled near a house]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>/\      /      \<br/>                 ||     /        \<br/>               '===o   /|    _   |\<br/>                 ||     |   | |  |<br/>             ____||_____|   | |  |________<br/><br/><br/>Oh well, It looked good in the entry screen. I don't know what happened. But it's the thought that counts, right?</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-13T05:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I hate swimming. It makes my eyes burn, and I have to deal with lots of little annoying devil children, and this fat kid stole all three of my basketballs, and my fingers and toes get all wrinkled and fall off, and then I drown and die and only get two lines in the obituary section of the newspaper saying, "Martin Charles Jennings-Freeks was an honor student at Carson High school, and nobody really liked him," and then Ben Adler steals all of my things before they can be given away according to my last will and testament, and besides, the water wasn't warm enough. Yeah, I really don't like swimming.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-13T05:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Shakira is a fat, unattractive midget who can't sing.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-13T06:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Could someone please tell me what a blog is?</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-06-13T06:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[From now on this blog will be dedicated to music.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>What's that you say? What kind of music? Well it will just depend on what kind of mood I happen to be in. But you can be sure I won't ever be in a country or rap type of mood. My motivation is basically so I can try to impose my opinions on others without any sense of guilt. Mwahahaha.</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-06-13T06:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[music entry #1]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>To start on the music theme, I shall decree that the greatest musical geniuses and greatest band ever is the Beatles. This is not a very controversial statement because nearly everyone in the civilised world realizes this fact. All modern music is originally inspired in some way by the Beatles. rock-although rock is a very broad term, I am comfortable in saying that this entire genre of music was almost solely created by the Beatles. What came before was a kind of rock that did not have the maturity that the Beatles added to rock. The Beach Boys and others just didn't have the sophistication and level of artistic influence that post-Beatles bands were able to obtain through the brilliant careers of John, Paul, George, and Ringo and classic rock songs like Revolution #9.  punk-my personal favorite genre of music, punk rock music has obvious connections to the Beatles. The similarities are quite noticable in early punk such as the Clash and the Dead Kennedys. Bands such as the Exploited play a much evolved form of punk, but they take their inspiration from the Beatles, even if it is in an indirect way. If you listen to I Am the Walrus and then the Sex Pistols or Rancid, you will know that the Beatles were way ahead of their time in punk type music.  modern country-songs such as Rocky Raccoon took western music themes and embellished them so as to form a basis for the next generation of country musicians to base their music on. I am certain that Garth Brooks would say he listened to the Beatles growing up.  heavy metal-again, bands such as Slayer may not have directly taken inspiration from the Beatles, but I know that early "metal" bands, like the Scorpions must have been big Beatles fans.  techno-Yes, even techno is indirectly a genre inspired by the Beatles. The Eurythmics and other new-age bands started electronica type music, and I know that Annie Lennox was inspired by the Beatles. (note, I do not consider modern rap/hip-hop to be a music form) <br/>I could go on about how the Beatles created all modern music for hours, but I also think that their music speaks for itself. Just listen to the White Album, and you will hear how they were far ahead of their time. (note, I know that it is not really called the White Album, but that is how it is best known)<br/>Thank you for reading my rambling, and even if you hate the Beatles, I respect your opinion, so please don't send me hate-mail about how you don't think Slipknot or Avril Lavine are inspired by the Beatles. Because they obviously are.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-24T10:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Music entry #2]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I realize nobody really cares, but I finally realized why I don't really like the band Slayer. It's partially because they are some of the most evil people on the planet, with the exception of Eminem, but they have cool enough guitar riffs that I can get over disgusting songs like Angel of Death, which happens to be about the holocaust, and plus I like the kind of evil that is offered in songs like Raining Blood.  But no, the real reason I don't think Slayer lives up to my expectations is their vocalist. He yells all of his lyrics, which can be a fine thing, except that his yelling never changes pitch.  It is basically monotone, with no note variations whatsoever. And he yells this same note in every Slayer song I have ever heard. This makes me a very sad panda because I really enjoy their thrash-style guitar riffs and solos. It is a shame that they couldn't try a little harder with their vocals. Oh well, we will always have Paris, and uh, Megadeth.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-06-25T04:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I am only putting this here because Ryan is a loser and told me to.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Fun on a bun!<br/>This is funner than it seems! Answer if you will!<br/><br/>1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.<br/>2. Am I loveable?<br/>3. How long have you known me?<br/>4. When and how did we first meet?<br/>5. What was your first impression?<br/>6. Do you still think that way about me now?<br/>7. What do you think my weakness is?<br/>8. Do you think I'll get married?<br/>9. What makes me happy?<br/>10. What makes me sad?<br/>11. What reminds you of me?<br/>12. If you could give me anything what would it be?<br/>13. How well do you know me?<br/>14. When's the last time you saw me?<br/>15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?<br/>16. Do you think I could kill someone?<br/>17. Describe me in one word.<br/>18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?<br/>19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?<br/>20. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-06-28T11:06:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[music poll]]></title>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-06T09:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[music entry #3]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>My list of my five favorite albums. Oh, this is a toughy.<br/><br/>1.  The Beatles-The Beatles (a.k.a. the White Album): This is the best album of the best band to every play music. period. The Beatles explore many genres, and they changed the history of music with this album (see music entry #1).<br/>2.  Rancid-...And Out Come the Wolves: Nineteen songs of sloppy punk-rock glory. It doesn't get much better than this. There is only one song on this CD that I don't absolutely adore, and that leaves 18 awesome songs, more than almost any other <u>band</u>, let alone CD.<br/>3.  Metallica-...And Justice for All: This CD is the peak of heavy metal. The blending of classical guitar with heavy riffs and unmatched solos makes this album a work of art.<br/>4.  Anti-Flag-Underground Network: Anti-Flag's strong political and social messages and their fast-paced punk-rock "attacks" work together to create an album that can and probably will cause a revolution.<br/>5.  The Subhumans-From the Cradle to the Grave: This British band is one of the most creative, musically, that I have ever heard. They play punk that seems to be injected with every other genre of music known to humanity. And they also get points for having a punk song that lasts almost seventeen minutes long. That is quite an accomplishment.<br/><br/>Honorable mention:<br/>Megadeth-Youthanasia<br/>Iron Maiden-The Number of The Beast<br/>The Clash-London Calling<br/>Dimmu Borgir-something something Misanthropia (I don't remember the whole album title)<br/><br/>Please post a reply to tell me why I am wrong and suck at life.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-06T02:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[From the desk of Martin Jennings-Teats:]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>This is a very small portion of what I have been working on at work. It is massively exciting, but you should see the sections on franchises or fish hatcheries; they're even better. Be sure to read the whole thing or you won't get the joke at the end.<br/><br/><br/><br/>FORTUNETELLING<br/>1.	Scope.<br/>	Regulation of fortunetelling; criminal and civil liability arising from practice of fortunetelling; belief in fortunetelling as evidence of insanity. See also:<br/>Constitutional Law (Power to regulate or prohibit occupations generally).<br/>Theft (False pretenses).<br/>2.	Fortunetelling.<br/>AmJur.<br/>	AmJur2d Fortunetelling § 1.<br/>ALR-ALR2d.<br/>	Fortunetelling as vagrancy, 14 ALR 1482, 1489; Power to regulate mediumship, 29 ALR 297; Entrapment to commit fortunetelling, 18 ALR 146, 66 ALR 478, 488, 46 ALR 263; Regulation of astrology, clairvoyancy, fortunetelling, and the like, 91 ALR3d 766.<br/>3.	Spiritualism.<br/>AmJur.<br/>	AmJur2d Fortunetelling § 2.<br/>4.	Spiritualism-Civil remedies.<br/><br/>5.	Spiritualism-Belief in spiritualism as insanity.<br/>ALR-ALR2d.<br/>	Belief in fortunetelling as insane delusion invalidating will, 175 ALR 938.<br/><br/><br/>Hahahah. Suckers. there is no joke. the joke's on you. but that means there is a joke. in which case it isn't funny anymore. hmmmm... it's a paradox. ain't philosophy great?</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-06T04:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=226827</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=1475">"Which Member of Slayer Are You?"<br><img src="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz/1475/res1.jpg" border=0></a><br><b>Kerry King</b><br>You Are Kerry King!!! The God Of Guitar!!! You are cool and tough!! Attitude is your Religion!</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-07T12:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[YAY!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><table border=5 bordercolor='#9933ff' cellspacing=0 cellpadding=12 width=300px><TR>	<td bgcolor=white align=center><font style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16pt; color: black;'>LOOK OUT!</font><BR><font style='font-family: webdings; font-size: 42pt; color: black;'>ïòð</font></td></tr><Tr><td bgcolor='#9933ff' align=center><font style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16pt; color: white;'>SATAF is a radioactive squirrel!!</td></tr></table><BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/warning-label/warning-label.php">Username:<input name="uname"><input type=submit value="Get your warning label"><BR><br/></form>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-08T10:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[oppression by the majority]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>This post is a comment on an equally philosophical post on <a href="http://cucumber0salad.mindsay.com">James's blog</a>. you should read it first in order to understand what I am directing this toward.<br/><br/><br/>As a society we need to ask ourselves a simple question: how is it that the white heterosexual conservative male has gained the power to impose its views on others like this? This question is actually quite simple to answer if you look at human and evolutionary history. Humans have become such a dominant species on the planet earth for one simple reason. Our expanded mental capacity is not the reason, though it also made us capable of taking control. The real reason was that humans were aggressive enough to destroy any competition that they had. Starting in prehistoric times, humans systematically either hunted down and killed any predators or other successful life, or they destroyed their habitat, thereby driving the other species to endangerment or often even extinction. Now that humans have wiped out their competition and become the most dominant species on the planet, they begin to have internal struggles. First, in nearly every early human society, the males of the society quickly and efficiently oppressed the society’s female population by forcing them to stay home and take care of their duties around the house. The females were stuck with only their duties of cooking, cleaning, and manufacturing children. This was easily accomplished because the males are naturally more aggressive and dominant than females (this is obviously a generalization, so don’t get mad yet).  Then, as humans explored more of their surroundings, they came in contact with other civilizations. These civilizations were actually quite different from one another. The more conservative European civilizations had spent most of their history developing means of violence in order to oppress others, therefore; when they came in contact with the less aggressive civilizations in Africa, the Americas, and even parts of Asia, they where easily able to crush any resistance and impose their wills on these civilizations which they saw, and to a large extent still see, as inferior to themselves.  Throughout all of these developments in the history of humanity, there were some who thought to change the way things were controlled by the brute strength of society. They were oppressed worse than any of the previously mentioned groups, labeled as heretics, rebels, communists, radicals, terrorists, feminists, homosexuals, liberals, and nonconformists in general. They were killed and persecuted for all of human history with only a few noticeable victories: the protestant reformation, the democratic revolutions in America and other western nations, and the communist revolutions in Russia, China, Korea, Vietnam, and other places around the world. But for the most part, all of these victories were in reality very short lived, and only turned into another form of oppression of the above mentioned minorities. The great democratic nation of the USA is not much better, as all Americans fervently believe, than the past despotic governments, or the Soviet dictatorships. People in the minority are oppressed nearly as much, only it is by the will of the majority of voting society, rather than by the will of a single person or small group. This oppression is obvious when one hears about proposed Constitutional Amendments to ban the marriage of same-sex couples, to stop immigration of foreigners who are different from us, and to alienate the US from the rest of the world. Through this look at human history, it can be seen that human society is still very much controlled by the animal instincts of selfishness and fear of the unknown or different. Those who control human society and impose their wills on others are still the ones who are most powerful, ruthless, and aggressive.</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-07-12T03:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Yay! I just found out that you can save and load the blog themes! you just go to my account/ edit design/ and then type something into the load theme box. there is one called escaflowne1, which isn't that good, but it does involves anime. there are probably more anime ones that I don't know about, I guess you could type in random stuff to find out. I want to find a starwars one and then make one better so I can say I am the biggest starwars fan on mindsay! Yay!</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-07-14T04:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'><form action='http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?un=emeraldcrown&meme=1064444498' method='POST'><tr><th colspan=2  bgcolor='#000000'><font color='#DDDD88'>Which Heavy Metal Band Are You?<br/> by <a href='http://nightmare.explicitnoise.net'><font color='#DDDD88'>emeraldcrown</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Username</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='armored_username' value='SATAF' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Real Name</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='Real Name' value='martin jennings-teats' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Gender</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='Gender' value='male' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Age</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='Age' value='18' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Band</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Megadeth</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Alternate Band</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Morbid Angel</span></td></tr><input type='hidden' name='un' value='emeraldcrown'><input type='hidden' name='meme' value='1064444498'><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><input type='submit' value='Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><font size='-1' color='#FFFFFF'>Created with the ORIGINAL <a href='http://memegen.deskslave.org/'><font color='#DDDD88'>MemeGen</font></a>!</font></td></tr></form></table><br/><br/>YAY! I'm Megadeth! YAY!<br/><br/><br/><table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'><form action='http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?un=godsick&meme=1062469990' method='POST'><tr><th colspan=2  bgcolor='#000000'><font color='#DDDD88'>What Black Metal band suits you best?<br/> by <a href='http://www.deadjournal.com/~godsick'><font color='#DDDD88'>godsick</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>What</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='What' value='SATAF' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>What do you think of posers?</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>They must DIE!</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Christians?</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Great Lion-food</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Tone?</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Evil</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Emotions?</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Mournful</span></td></tr><input type='hidden' name='un' value='godsick'><input type='hidden' name='meme' value='1062469990'><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><input type='submit' value='Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><font size='-1' color='#FFFFFF'>Created with the ORIGINAL <a href='http://memegen.deskslave.org/'><font color='#DDDD88'>MemeGen</font></a>!</font></td></tr></form></table><br/>and Morbid Angel isn't too bad either.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-19T10:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Howdy everybody.<br/>I just got an AIM screenname. It's <b>kefkatheterrible</b>, so now you know when to unplug your computer in order to avoid me.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-19T11:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[What should my band be named?]]></title>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-07-26T09:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Quote du Jour.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Just out of curiosity, does anyone who visits my blog actually read the quote that is scrolling across the top of the screen? I have been trying to change the quote about once a week (so actually it's more like Quote du Semaine), but I don't think anyone ever reads it anyway. I have used only music quotes so far, but if anyone has a quote they would like to request, I might consider it. Also, if anyone has any suggestions as to how I can get people to notice and read the quotes, could you tell me your wisdom?</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-26T10:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[wow. who woulda known?]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.couplandesque.net/boredom/subculture.htm"><br/><IMG SRC="http://www.couplandesque.net/boredom/punk.gif" border=0><BR><br/>Which 1990's Subculture Do You Belong To?</A><BR><br/>[Another Quiz by <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/couplandesque">Kris</A><br/>@ <A HREF="http://www.couplandesque.net/">couplandesque.net</A>]</CENTER></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-07-27T08:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Square-Enix company commits crime against humanity!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I am now going to rant about how my favorite video game got horribly ripped off. This post was first put by me as a comment on <a href="http://www.shinta.mindsay.com/">Shinta's Blog</a>.<br/><br/>Final Fantasy 5 was my favorite final fantasy and therefore my favorite video game of all time. The reason the game was so great was because of the awesome job system where you chose jobs for your different characters and they gained abilities until finally mastering the job and moving on to the next one. The abilities that some of the jobs had were soooo cool! I am currently playing the game for my second time (this time I am going to master every job with every character!). Now to my complaint. Final Fantasy 5 was never released in America because the Japanese people were still understandably angry about world war 2 and they decided that the game was too good to give to us Americans. But by the time video game emulators came out for computers, fans translated the game so that us english speakers could play. And it was awesome!!!! And then the Japanese finally decided to make some more money off us, so they released FF5 and FF6(3 in the US) together for playstation. Things were looking so great. I thought that FF5 would finally get the recognition that it deserves as a great game. But then Square turned evil. They ran out of ideas for a new Final Fantasy game, so they decided to try to continue on with the popularity of their latest game FF10. They took a couple of the characters from that game and took away their personalities and hoped that the real-life graphics would be enough to sell the game. But then they had another problem: What about the battle system? It had become a tradition that each new final fantasy would have its own unique battle system. But they had run out of creativity all together. They thought, hmmmm....almost none of the Americans have played FF5, and it had our best battle system yet, so let's just borrow it for our newest and least creative game.... And so they took the incredible job system of FF5 and placed it in a much inferior game: Final Fantasy 10-2. Now FF5 will never get the recognition that it deserves. It actually had likable characters and a much better plot. Will there ever be justice for this outrage?</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-08-04T08:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Now let me introduce to you...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>And now I shall commence with the long awaited first annual <font size="+1" color="navy">SATAF Awards!</font> These consist of things that I first discovered within the past year. And I will be sure to quickly kill the recipients if they try to give an acceptance speech. And now on with the ceremony.<br/><center><img src="http://www.isberian.com/award.JPG" alt="the SATAF award">*</center><br/><br/>Best Anime:  The nominees are: Inu Yasha, X/1999, and Weis Kreuz (Night Hunters).<br/>And the SATAF goes to....<b>X/1999!</b> ::applause::<br/><br/>Best live action Movie:  The nominees are: The Last Samurai, Fareinheit 9/11, and Troy.<br/>And the SATAF goes to....<b>The Last Samurai</b>  ::applause::<br/><br/>Best TV Show: umm...non-anime tv sucks...so I don't have an award for this category.<br/><br/>Best Music CD:  The nominees are:  Children of Bodom for Follow the Reaper, Dimmu Borgir for Stormblast, Lacuna Coil for Comalies, Anti-Flag for Underground Network, and Infected Mushroom for BPMpire.<br/>And the SATAF goes to....<b>Infected Mushroom for BPMpire</b> ::applause::<br/><br/>Best Song:  The nominees are: Simon and Garfunkle for The Sound of Silence, Iron Maiden for The Last Flight of Icarus, and Lacuna Coil for Comalies<br/>And the SATAF goes to....<b>Lacuna Coil for Comalies</b> ::applause::<br/><br/>Best Video Game:  The nominees are:  Zelda: Windwaker, Final Fantasy 8, and Star Ocean.<br/>And the SATAF goes to....<b>Final Fantasy 8</b> ::applause::<br/><br/>Thank you for watching the first annual SATAF Awards ceremony. Feel free to comment on this year's selections.<br/>*SATAF Awards are intended for decorative use only.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-04T12:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Anime showdown!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><center><font color="navy" size="+1">Anime Showdown #1</font><br/><br/><img src="http://www.katanasedge.com/inu_yasha_wishlist/inu11.jpg" width=65 height=50> Inu Yasha vs. Rurouni Kenshin <img src="http://www.divinedivinity.net/avatar/rurouni_kenshin.jpg" width=50 height=50></center><br/>Who would win in a fight? With or without tetsaiga?</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-10T11:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Showdown #1 result:]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Anime Showdown #1 was a fight between InuYasha from the show InuYasha, and Himura Kenshin from the show Rurouni Kenshin. (see previous post for more details)<br/><font color="navy" size="+1">NOW THE RESULTS ARE FINALLY IN!</FONT> <br/>There were many of you who participated in the Showdown. I thank you all for your input into the duel.<br/>Now for the results:<br/>There were 38 comments overall. Five people posted in favor of InuYasha. Three people posted in favor of Kenshin. The record for the most posts on the subject is held by RaenifIV with fourteen comments on the duel (all in favor of Kenshin).<br/>InuYasha got the most votes for winning the duel, but the duel rests on more than that. For the most part, the votes for InuYasha were all insubstantial in that they were one sentence opinions without any reasoning. ex: "InuYasha would so totally kick Kenshin's ass any day!"<br/>On the other hand, there were several posts in favor of Kenshin which showed a certain depth of thought put into their comments. These were multi-sentence responses based around creative story-lines of how the fight would proceed. Therefore, I will use one of these examples as submitted in one of RaenifIV's obscene number of posts.<br/><br/><blockquote>"heres how it would go... kenshin would pry be walking along minding his own business and suddenly here would come inuyasha with kagome and the rest of the party. inuyasha would be bonking shippo on the head and kagome would not be paying attention to where she is going and run smack into kenshin. kenshin would help her up and apologize with the utmost respect, then kagome would have one of those moments where the background would go al flowery and she'd have blush marks and starry eyes while kenshin was holding her up and starring back. then she would get embarrassesd and push away from him and call him something like kenshi-kun. inuyasha would hear this and start telling kenshin not to touch kagome. kenshin would say i didnt mean to offend you sir but she fell then inuyasha would say dont be so arrogant you snot then take out the tetsaiga and feel all insecure like kenshin was going to take kagome away or something. he'd charge and kenshin would smack that tetsaiga right out of his hands then inuyasha would go demon and get out of control wich would turn kenshin back into the battossai and that would be the end of inuyasha. his guts would splatter all over kagome and shippo might do fox fire and not even get noticed, hoshi-sama would pry be out of there by this time, sango and kirara would charge and be shot down, and kenshin would go crying alll the way to kyoto or wherever it is he might be atoning for his sins." (<i>sic</i>)</blockquote><br/><br/>I am sure that most of you won't agree with this result, because I don't even agree with it at all and some of the grammar was atrocious, but it was the most in depth response that I recieved, so it must be how it happened, right? (although that cruel comment about Shippou was uncalled for!) But if you disagree, then you should submit more in depth responses to my next upcoming <b>Anime Showdown #2</b>. You don't have to write a novel like RaenifIV was trying to do, but I will be more likely to take a paragraph into consideration toward the final result than a single sentence without anything to back up the opinion. I hope I didn't sound ungrateful, because I really appreciated all of the responses that I got, and I hope you will all continue to share your opinions with me. Thanks, and stay tuned for the upcoming <b>Anime Showdown #2!</b></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-08-18T11:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[My first day at University of the Pacific]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>(note: this may be boring for anyone who doesn't know me personally, and even if you do know me personally I'm not guaranteeing that it will be a barrel of monkeys.)<br/><br/>As many of you may know, this morning I left my home in Carson City to go to the University of the Pacific in Stockton, CA. I have been dreading this move, but I am going to try to make the most of it. So, after my tearful goodbyes, I started the three hour tour to Stockton. I was driving my 1989 Geo Metro and my parents were driving their pretty-new SUV. There was a lot of road construction, so the drive was more like four hours. Then, once I got over the mountains, it was approximately 451 degrees farenheit. I should mention that my car doesn't have air conditioning. So, I survived the drive, but I lost about seven pounds of sweat on the way. Then I arrived at the campus and checked in for the beginning of orientation. I got my room key and started hauling my stuff up to my room. Somehow I managed to lock my room key in the room. So I had to have one of the Residential Assistants help me get back into my room. It was quite an embarrasing experience. I finally got all of my stuff into my room, and it is starting to feel less uncomfortable now. There is a minifridge and a microwave! that's cool. I have to share bathrooms with the whole floor of the dorm though! that sucks. Then I went to a nifty mexican restaurant with my parents. I had a veggie burrito, which was quite good. When I got back to the dorm, I finally got to meet my room-mate. His name is Dan, he is a korean-american from Pennsylvania who likes the anime Naruto and long walks on the beach. I think that he is cool so far. Tomorrow I have to take some placement tests for math and chemistry. On Friday, my parents will finally be leaving me alone for a while as they go home to Carson City. That's my day. The moral of this story is, it's damn hot in Stockton so don't go there without air conditioning.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-19T10:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[College life 2]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Okay. today just sucked. I had to take two math placement tests and a chemistry test. And I'll have to take a French test sometime I think, because otherwise I'll have to take two years of foreign language. I still might have to, because I probably am not good enough to ace the test. And, the whole day I have been freaking out about how damn hard it will be to get into the program to major in pharmacy. And I have to register for classes that I don't understand tomorrow and then buy books for those classes before they start on Monday. I guess this all wouldn't be so bad (I am looking forward to some of the classes, and my room mate is kinda cool, and I won't have to see my parents for a while) except that I really miss Shinta right now. It's only been two fucking days, but I just keep thinking about how much longer it will be. Okay, I'll stay positive. If I don't try to do my best, then Our sacrifice will be useless. I'll do my best and stay positive untill I can see her on the weekend after this weekend.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-21T11:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[College life 3]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, this post is slightly late. Sorry.<br/><br/>I registered for classes on Friday. This took literally all day, because I was priority #10 out of 12, and because they had computer problems or something for many hours. When I finally registered, I only got two of the four classes I registered for. I guess it is still pretty good, because I got the two most important ones. My class schedule is like this:  <br/>Mon./Wed./Fri.: Philosophy 037: Intoduction to Logic (I actually wanted one of two other philosophy classes, but they were both filled) and Honors Mentor 001 (I wanted this in the morning before Philosophy but that class was filled. Oh by the way, this is the honors version of the class they make all freshman take)<br/>Tue./Thu.: Political Science 051: International Politics (this oughta be fun, and it wasn't filled! woohoo!) and Math 033: Elements of Calculus (This oughta be boring, but I need it if I am going to go into the pre-pharmacy program, so I am glad it wasn't filled)<br/><br/>So, I am taking 16 credits overall this semester. That's about average I think. I start my classes on Mon. I'm scared. Oh yeah, I also bought my books for the classes after registering. I needed six books for my four classes, and they cost almost $400. My dad payed for them though.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-22T11:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[College life 4]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, this is for Saturday. I didn't have anything to do really on Saturday until 2 pm, so I spent the morning sleeping and talking to Shinta and Cucumber0salad on the phone. Then at two, I had to listen to some professor give a lecture on "what is learning?" Woohoo. Then I got yet another campus tour. I guess that was a good thing though, because I still get lost quite frequently on campus. In the evening I watched KIll Bill 2 in the campus movie theater. I never saw the first one, but I wouldn't recommend the second one. There was a little bit of cool kung fu fighting, but it was mostly just dumb. There were some very pointless gross scenes (involving eyeballs), and most of the dialogue was really stupid. Oh well, I had nothing better to do.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-30T08:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I'm back!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone.<br/><br/>Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I thought it was too boring for everyone, but Shinta convinced me to start doing it again.<br/>So, I had a pretty good first week of college. I like all of my classes. My International Politics class is quite interesting, but it requires a <i>hell</i> of a lot of reading. I spend most of my day reading for that class. My math class is almost the same as high school math, except that I actually have a cool teacher. He stutters a lot, but he's funny and good at teaching math. My philosophy: introduction to logic class is way cooler than I expected. It makes me think a lot, but there is not very much homework, and I also like that professor a lot. Finally is my "Mentor" class. This is the class that is required of all Freshmen. So far it has been like the 'debate about stuff with your classmates' class. It can be tedious if nobody wants to talk, but it is kind of fun overall.<br/>Okay, here's the best part of my post. I went home for the weekend, and it was a blast. I spent the weekend with RaenifIV and Shinta (mostly with Shinta, but I'll spare you the juicy details). We went to the beach and lots of other fun stuff. It was too short though. I can't wait for next weekend.<br/>The only bad thing about going home was that I found a note on my door saying that UPS (or maybe it was fedex, i dunno) had tried three times to deliver a package, and that nobody was there (because I'm off at college, and my parents are visiting my grandparents in washington), so they gave up and sent the package back to the senders. That is really evil of them, because it might have been my cds that I have been waiting for for almost a month. I hope they were lying about sending it back, because I paid twenty bucks for those cds (not bad for three cds eh?) and I want my damn music!<br/>That's about all. I'll update more now that Shinta has beat some since into me.<br/><br/><hr width="100%"><br/><br/><font size="+1" color="purple">New Segment!</font><br/>I am now going to add a short segment onto the end of every post saying what song I recommend to you all at the moment. It will be accompanied by a genre, a list of similar artists, and a five-* rating.<br/><br/><font color="purple">-Song du Jour-<br/>Artist: </font><font color="blue">Iced Earth</font><font color="purple"><br/>Song: </font><font color="blue">Angels Holocaust</font><font color="purple"><br/>Genre: </font><font color="blue">Power Metal</font><font color="purple"><br/>For fans of: </font><font color="blue"> Metallica, Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian, Gamma Ray, Lacuna Coil</font><font color="purple"><br/>Rating: </font><font color="blue">***1/2 (out of 5 *s) The intro is really cool, there is a killer guitar solo, and I like the guy's vocals. There is a lot of space that feels like it's empty and in need of something more, though. I recommend download of this song for any fans of any kind of metal music.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-08-31T09:08:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[A]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Hi.<br/><br/>I've been kinda bored today, because I didn't have any homework for tomorrow, and it's against my nature to do the homework that is for Thursday yet. I talked with someone I don't know briefly about Star Wars. That's about the highlight of my day. Oh, and I talked to Shinta for about five minutes before she had to go. Ummm...I think I'll go brush my teeth now.<br/><br/><font color="purple">-Song du Jour-<br/>Artist: </font><font color="blue">Gary Jules</font><font color="purple"><br/>Song: </font><font color="blue">Mad World</font><font color="purple"><br/>Genre: </font><font color="blue">I'm not really sure...it's like soft rock...but without the rock...</font><font color="purple"><br/>For fans of: </font><font color="blue"> the movie Donny Darko (it's in the movie), Tears For Fears (I don't actually know who this is, but they originally made the song)</font><font color="purple"><br/>Rating: </font><font color="blue">****(out of 5*s) I really like this song, and it has lasted a long time as one of my current favorites. It is not in the typical Punk/Metal genres that I typically listen to most, but something about the orchestral music, the vocals, and the dark imagery really appeals to me. I recommend download of this song for people of almost any musical tastes. You might be surprised.</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-03T10:09:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[B]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Hello world.<br/><br/>This week seemed to go by pretty fast. I don't know why, it's probably because I was really busy with school most of the week. Last night I saw "The Animation Show" at the campus movie theatre. It was a collection of short animations that were either humorous or impressive 3d graphics. It was only funny if you have a sick sense of humour. And I thought it was funny, so I must have a sick sense of humour. Also yesterday I went shopping with my roommate. He bought a printer/scanner/copier for our room. It's pretty cool. <br/>Wow. The RX Bandits are actually somewhat popular here! Nobody in Carson has heard of them. I hadn't heard of them till I saw them opening for Reel Big Fish a couple months ago. But here I've gotten several compliments when wearing the shirt. People here know about cool obscure ska bands! yay!<br/>Um...I played DDR last night. There is a machine here on the campus, It's DDR Extreme. It has a lot of good songs including Tears, which is Shinta's favorite DDR song. I played it last night. It's a good one, but it's really easy for a seven. I guess that's good, because I usually just do sixes. 666. <br/>I'm coming home this weekend. and it's three days. Woohoo!<br/><br/><font color="purple">-Song du Jour-<br/>Artist: </font><font color="blue">Blue Meanies (isn't that a cool name? Wow, I love the yellow submarine movie)</font><font color="purple"><br/>Song: </font><font color="blue">Chemicals</font><font color="purple"><br/>Genre: </font><font color="blue">Ska</font><font color="purple"><br/>For Fans of: </font><font color="blue">Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less Than Jake, Tsunami Bomb, Skankin Pickle</font><font color="purple"><br/>Rating: </font><font color="blue">*** (out of 5*s) This song is a very synth-filled ska tune. The horns are still the most important, but the typical guitar riffs are joined by synthesised goodness. It gives it a slightly creepy, cool effect. Also, the song is about the evils of polution, which is a good song subject. My only complaint is that it is <i>slightly</i> too repetitive in some parts. I recommend download for anyone who likes ska or punk, or who wants to try something new.</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-07T02:09:22-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Mindsay sucks my ass.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, Mindsay is a bunch of shit now. If they don't change it back in the next week or so, I think we should all leave and find a better blog site. I've heard livejournal is pretty good.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-13T07:09:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Kefka returns!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>So, it's been a while...</p><p>I had a great labor day weekend, visiting the Carson/Reno people. On the way back to Stockton, when I was only like half an hour away from the college, I got a ticket for driving with my headphones on. ...grumble grumble pigs grumble... That really sucks. And before giving me the ticket, the cop asked me how much alcohol I had consumed that night and when I had last smoked pot. And then he did the little drug test thing where he waived his finger around in my face. My eyes must have been especially red that night. Damn allergies. Damn pigs.</p><p>CURRENT VIDEO GAMES: So here are all of the video games that I am currently trying to play. Final Fantasy 5 (2nd time), Final Fantasy 8 (yes, I am still planning on playing the rest of it), Breath of Fire 2, Bahamut Lagoon (It's like tactics only good!), and Kirby Superstar; These oughta take me a while. and I have a lot more on my &quot;I wish I was playing&quot; list.</p>
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<font color="purple">--Song du Jour--</p>
<p>Artist:</font><font color="blue">Into Eternity</p><p></font><font color="purple">Song:</font><font color="blue"> Isolation</p><p></font><font color="purple">Genre: </font><font color="blue">Melodic Death Metal</p><p></font><font color="purple">For fans of: </font><font color="blue">Children of Bodom, In Flames, Gwar, Mnemic</p><p></font><font color="purple">Rating: </font><font color="blue"> ****(out of 5*s) This is a really cool melodic death song. Don't let the death metal connection frighten you away. The "melodic" part means it is not so brutal and has some real beauty to it's musical composition. On the other hand, don't expect it to be soft rock, it is still metal.</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-13T10:09:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[sadly no balloons were aflame...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I forgot to talk about this weekend.</p><p>I went to the Great Reno Balloon Races twice this weekend. I didn't really want to go, but I went with Shinta on Saturday and it was really fun and beautiful. Then we went back on Sunday with RaenefIV and cucumber0salad, but they were cancelled because of wind on Sunday. It was a lot of fun, but it meant that we had to wake up at 4 am both days. that's damn early. I got to spend the night with Shinta twice this weekend. Woohoo! That's about all.</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-15T07:09:43-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[sexy no jutsu!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>So I've watched the first ten episodes of Naruto now, and it is really cool. I've also been watching a weird show called Samurai Champloo. It's damn strange, but I think I like it. Other than that, my time has all been taken up with homework and classes. If you haven't noticed, my blog is now &quot;oldschool final fantasy&quot; themed. I thought it fitted with my name being Kefka. Check out the quote up there /\ . Kefka's a really cool guy.</p><p /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></font><font color="#0000ff">Nightwish</font><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Gothic Sanctuary</font><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">Power Metal</font><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Lacuna Coil, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian</font><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****1\2(out of 5*s) I really love Nightwish. I sincerely thank Shinta for exposing me to them. The female vocals and the melodic guitars meld together to make a really awesome fantasy-type sound. The sound may be a bit too over-the-top for some people, but I recommend everyone check them out.</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-16T01:09:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[la hiyem!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Just a little update on my Final Fantasy 5 game. For those of you who don't know (and couldn't tell from the blog), Final Fantasy 5 is my favorite video game ever, and I'm playing it for the second time right now. The first time I beat the game relatively quickly without doing everything there was to do. This time though, I'm going to master every job. I am also going to defeat the optional bosses Shinryuu the God of Dragons and Omega the Robot O' Death (I don't remember what his real title is ;) ), which are probably about as difficult as Emerald and Ruby weapons from FF7. So far I have mastered about 15 out of the 21 jobs with each character. I have almost a million and a half gil, and I have 99 of all of the important items (hi-potions, ethers, pheonix downs, tents, cottages, shuriken). I have about sixty hours on the game, and I think that it will probably take me about twenty more hours to do everything. But, then again, I might have to be at level 99 to beat the insane optional bosses, so it might take longer than that. I have done all of the story line, and so I'm leveling up in the area right before the final boss. King Behemoths are a bitch. They only counterattack, but they counterattack twice with massive damage for physical attacks, and if you cast magic on them, they respond with meteo, which is pretty evil. I wish there were more save points in the Cleft of Dimension. Anyways, I'm having a lot of fun again with this game, and I realize how much cooler old-school rpgs were. </p><p><font color="#00008b" size="+1">Happy Rosh Hashanah! LaHiyem!</font></p><p>sorry for the spelling. I'm not really jewish after all. </p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-20T01:09:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I don't know whether I am happy or sad that it is already snowing in the mountains. It makes me happy that snowboard season will come sooner if it snows, but it makes me sad that it will be harder to get over the mountains every weekend. Well, I probably won't be able to do much snowboarding at all this year anyway, so I guess I'll hope for a drought. There wasn't any snow on the road when I drove through last night, but there was some on the sides of the road and on the trees. I'll probably have to get chains for my Geo. </p><p /><p>So, I had another spiffy weekend, although I wasn't able to see KaseiTsuki or cucumber0salad or RaenefIV. I played some DDR and I ate some food and I slept a little and I played Tales o' Symphonia and I drew part of a pretty picture and I did my laundry and I watched the second, third, and fourth discs of Berserk. Berserk is notorious for being really gory and graphic, but it hasn't really been so bad. It is much less graphic and bloody than the Kenshin OVAs. There is a bit of nudity and so much blood spraying that it is unbelievable, but it still doesn't seem to live up to its graphic reputation. Maybe its the references to rape and prostitution and sodomy. I dunno. But, it's a pretty good show so far. I like it. But now Blockbuster has run out of episodes for us to rent, so Shinta's mom will have to download it for us.</p><p /><p>Shinta got some cool dragon ear-rings. They are much better than the snake ones. the snake ones were huge; like eight inches long. My friend Jeremy Grunert has the coolest t-shirt in the world (other than my Kamui shirt). It says &quot;Kerry Rocks&quot; across the top, and it has a picture of John Kerry playing guitar. I want it.</p><p /><p />&gt;<p /><hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></font><font color="#0000ff">The Beatles</font><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> All the Lonely People</font><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">the Beatles are their own genre</font><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">music</font><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">*****(out of 5*s) The Beatles are the greatest band ever. I can't even imagine what today's music would be like without the Beatles. I think we would all be listening to 2Pac. Thank Odin for the Beatles. And this is one of their best songs too.</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-21T09:09:07-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Oi! Time for another blog entry.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>This will be extra boring today. If you are faint of heart, stop reading right now. I mean it. Proceed at your own risk. Well, if you haven't turned back yet, don't say I didn't warn you!</p><p /><p /><p>So......Today I had my International Politics class. It is quite interesting, but it's a lot of work. The midterm is going to be on Oct. 5, so I am going to form a &quot;study group&quot; with a couple accaintances in the class. I have never been enough of a nerd to be in a &quot;study group&quot; before, so I don't know how it will go. I think it's a good idea though, because I only take notes on the important stuff during the lecture, and I have like two pages of notes for each class period. That's a lot for me, so I think there will be a lot to study. I also have to do an eight page essay/research paper in the class. The proffessor gave us three topics to choose from, with a different due date for each. The topics are: the internal conflict in Sudan and the possibility of foreign intervention, the most recent global trade rules debates, and the Kyoto agreement about global warming. I don't actually know that much about any of these (especially Sudan), but I think I'm going to do the global trade one. I am hoping that we will follow the syllabus and discuss that topic in class for the week or two before the essay is due on November 4. </p><p /><p /><p /><p>Last week we had a reading for that class about the Vietnam War. It was depressing to read, because the war was so pointless and evil. Ho Chi Minh, who was supposed to be the leader of the &quot;enemies&quot; was actually a national Vietnamese hero for being a freedom fighter against the French colonialists. He even helped out the American soldiers in World War 2. President Kennedy even realized this and so he refused to give any help to the French in their fight against Ho Chi Minh's revolution. But, Ho Chi Minh also happened to be communist, and we all know how evil communism is, so he soon became a suspicious character in America's eyes. The US was insane with fear of communism at the time, so the leaders of the US started to assume that Ho Chi Minh was just a puppet of Stalin and the Soviet Union. In fact, Ho Chi Minh was not like Stalin at all: he was really a leader of the people. He even lived in the same conditions as his people, not like most leaders, who would live in extravagance without giving it up for the people. So, the US started to slowly help out the French in their battle for control over Vietnam. But, the French eventually decided it wasn't worth fighting over, and the Geneva Accord set up a date for Vietnam to have free elections. But, the US didn't sign the Geneva Accord, and when it became apparant that the communists would win the election, the US decided to support an opposition leader in South Vietnam. His name was Diem, and he took control of South Vietnam before the elections. He then refused to let the elections happen in his South Vietnam. Diem turned out to be a ruthless dictator, but the US supported him because he wasn't communist. Ho Chi Minh and the North Vietnamese were obviously furious that Diem refused to allow the free elections in the South, so the Vietcong jungle guerrilla fighters were created in the south to try to reunite Vietnam by capturing the South. Then, the US congress agreed to allow the US to start a war against the North Vietnamese because of the Tonkin Gulf Incident, where two US ships were fired on by Vietnamese ships in international waters. The only problem is that this event is now generally considered to be fictional. So, the US started war with North Vietnam. The US dropped more than 7 million tons of bombs on North Vietnam. This is equal to over three hundred of the atomic bombs that were dropped in Japan in World War 2. These bombs left over20 million craters, where nothing will grow for several generations. About 541,500 American soldiers were in Vietnam at the height of the war. 58,000 American soldiers did not come home alive. Over 1 million  people or about 1 out of every 14 people in Vietnam died in the war. If that percentage of Americans died, it would mean 20 million deaths. The costs of the war finally became too great for even president Nixon,and the war was ended with the North Vietnamese finally succeeding in capturing the South and uniting Vietnam under a communist government. The thing that really pisses me off about his whole sad affair is that a lot of Americans say &quot;we would have won the war if it wasn't for all of those damn protesters.&quot; PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES! The only way the US could have &quot;won&quot; the war and conquered North Vietnam would have been to kill or capture nearly every person in Vietnam who could use a gun. The Vietnamese people would not have just given up on having a united Vietnam that chose it's own government simply if no Americans had thought the war was wrong.</p><p /><p>I haven't told this to many people, but my parents almost named me Ho Chi. This was because it means good energy in Chinese, not just after the vietnamese leader, but it turned out that it didn't make sense grammatically in Chinese, so they decided on Martin. But now that I have been reading and thinking about Ho Chi Minh, I am concidering changing my middle name to Ho Chi. It will give people in America a negative impression of me, but I don't really care right now. I believe that Ho Chi Minh was an admirable freedom fighter for the Vietnamese people and I would feel honored to be named after him almost as much as I like being named after Martin Luther King Jr.</p><p /><p /><p>Well, looking back on that, maybe it wasn't as boring as I predicted. I didn't really expect that tantrum about Vietnam. Sorry Shinta, I talked about politics instead of about my day. I didn't have anything else to say about my day though.</p><p /><p />&gt;<p /><hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist:</p><p /><p /><p /><p /></font><font color="#0000ff">RX Bandits</font><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Metal Man</font><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">ska</font><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">ska or heavy metal</font><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) This is a very good fast paced ska song, and it is even better because it is about heavy metal. I'm glad that some punk-type people have respect for metal. They sing about their respect for Metallica and even the Spinal Tap.</font> </p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-21T09:09:24-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[hoohah.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>In other news, I finished drawing Fuma, and I did some shading on him and Kamui. I think it looks good so far, but I don't want to finish it. I think I'll just leave Pumpkin Head out of it. Her hair is too advanced for me to draw yet.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-24T12:09:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>So, I want to go to this metal concert in Portland with Josh H, but I haven't talked to him in a long time. I'll have to call him tonight. The concert is going to be awesome: Children of Bodom (bow down before them!), Lamb of God (not too shabby), Fear Factory (meh...), and Throwdown (never heard of em). If I go up there, Josh and I will probably go up early that morning and sleep in my car that night. Then we'll head back the next day. Sounds good, eh?</p><p /><p>Shinta and I have been going out for eleven months as of almost this exact minute! Pretty cool, huh? That's all I'm going to say about that to you fools.</p><p /><p>I've watched almost 50 episodes of Naruto now. Most of them (like about 30) in the last three days. I'm a junky now. This is the most I've gotten into anime. It was so sad when Rock Lee got beat up. =(   These are my three favorite characters so far: 1. Hinata 2. Akamaru (you know, Kiba's dog) and 3. Kakashi-sensei        I'm going to get in deep shit for saying this, but Gaara's not that cool. He hasn't actually done any fighting at all. His sand just does everything for him, and he just stands there. He is evil though, but that isn't quite enough to make him cool in my eyes.</p><p /><p>Make sure you are sitting down and do not have any heart trouble before reading this........my college has a DDR club.......that is the most nerdy thing I've ever heard. I play DDR, but most of the other people who do really scare me. Like the people that live in the Atlantis arcade. But the few people I have seen playing the DDR machine here are worse than that. They are complete geeks, but they aren't even good at DDR. They are geeky to a scary extent. I will kill them with shuriken to their throats if they aproach me.</p>&gt;<p /><hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist: <font color="#0000ff">Opeth</font> </p><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Drapery Falls</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">metal</font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">rock n' roll</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">*****(out of 5*s) Wow....This song is just so deep. It fades perfectly from soft to heavy and back again with some great vocals throughout. This band is typically labelled as death metal, but you wouldn't know it from listening to this song. The guy doesn't growl much at all in this song, I don't think, just good clean singing. Eleven minutes of musical pleasure. This is only the second five star rating I have given so far, and the other was to a Beatles song. I recommend everyone listen to this song, and if you like it, search out more from this band. Good stuff.</font> </p></font></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-09-24T02:09:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[enthrone darkness triumphant]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Hi.</p><p /><p>I'm comin' home later today. After my next class. hope it doesn't snow in the mountains this weekend. hope I can find the present that I'm lookin' for for Shinta. If your name is Mike or Ryan and you will be available this Saturday, call my cell.</p><p /><p />&gt;<hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist: <font color="#0000ff">UK Subs</font> </p><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Party in Paris</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">punk rock</font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Clash, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Reagan Youth</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***1/2(out of 5*s) I don't think I personally know anyone who would like this band/song. Oh yeah, Niko, but that's about all. Anyway, it's a good oldschool british punk song. It's a well put together song,and I think the lyrics are quite interesting, because the british singer is talking about how he wishes he was in France.</font> </p></font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-09-28T06:09:14-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[spiritual black dimensions]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I went to a lecture last night on &quot;voting in America.&quot; It was pretty interesting. Listen to this: About fifty percent of Americans register to vote. About fifty percent of those registered actually vote. And the winner is decided by about fifty percent of those voters. So, if you do the math, about 12.5% of the population actually make all the decisions for all of us. I think that sucks, and I frankly find it a bit scary. So, WHOEVER YOU VOTE FOR, GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!!!! It isn't that hard. Even if you can't be bothered to go to your local polling station, you can request an absentee ballot, so you just have to fill it out at home at your own convenience and send it off in the mail. I requested my absentee ballot at the Carson City Courthouse, but I'm sure you could do it over the phone or even the internet. Anyways, another interesting factoid I learned last night was that voting is mandatory in Australia. Wow. That's really cool! Forcing everyone to vote! How do you think they enforce that law? Maybe they arrest you if you don't show up to vote. </p><p /><p>So, I finally got to learn something new in my math class. It is calculus, but so far it has just been review of things I learned in Trig and Algebra 2. But today we started learning about derivatives! Woohoo! f '(x)=3x^2! yay!</p><p /><p>I watched a large part of A New Hope this morning. I was so excited when Shinta gave the DVDs to me on Friday, but this is the first I have been able to see of them. It looks so good on DVD! I really like the way they made the menus. The menus and transitions are extra cool. I'll probably watch all of the movies before I move on to the special features DVD.                                    If anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about, shame on you.</p><p /><hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist: <font color="#0000ff">subatomicglue</font> </p><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Dance of the Butterfly</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">trance techno</font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">um....Infected Mushroom is the only other techno &quot;band&quot; I know of</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***1/2(out of 5*s) It grooves....oh yeah...</font> </p></font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-01T12:10:24-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[godless savage garden]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Since a lot of people seem to be confused as to the issues in the current presidential campaignes, I will try to sum up some of the issues.</p><p /><p /><p><u><strong>Iraq:</strong></u></p><p>Kerry: </p><p>Kerry says that he has not flip-flopped on this issue, because he was always in favor of disarming Saddam, but he disagrees with how Bush invaded unilaterally and without using all other options before going to war. He says that Bush invaded Iraq over weapons that didn't exist and over links to terrorists that didn't exist. He also says that the Iraqi people and American soldiers are still suffering because Bush didn't have a plan of how to &quot;gain the peace&quot; before invading.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush says that he was right in his invasion of Iraq, and that the world is now a safer place because Saddam Hussein is gone. He says that Saddam might have created weapons in the future, and that he could have given those weapons to terrorists, although he admits that no weapons have been found so far. Bush says that the people of Iraq are much better off because of the war.</p><p /><p>As a side-note: over 1,000 American soldiers have died in Iraq, and over 12,000 Iraqi civilians have died in Iraq.</p><p /><p><strong><u>National Security:</u></strong></p><p>Kerry: </p><p>John Kerry wants to increase the security at the nuclear and chemical plants in America. He also has a plan to increase the security of the nuclear objects in the former Soviet Union. He is against renewing the USA PATRIOT ACT (I could give you my opinion on why this Act is evil, but I'll save that for later). John Kerry strongly believes that the US will be safer if we renew our friendships with our allies, especially the UN.</p><p /><p>Bush: </p><p>Bush wants to renew the USA PATRIOT Act, which he says helps the US government fight terrorism, but which critics say takes away from the rights that are guaranteed to us by the US Constitution. Bush thinks that we are safer if we don't get held down in too many alliances, and if we don't let the rest of the world tell us what to do.</p><p /><p><strong><u>Economy/Jobs: </u></strong></p><p>Kerry: </p><p>John Kerry plans to cut taxes for businesses that create jobs here in America as a way to stop jobs from moving overseas. John Kerry plans to stop the tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, who he says do not need that extra payment that could be used to help out the poorer Americans. Kerry also says he will erase the defecit that was created during the Bush administration.</p><p /><p>Bush: </p><p>Bush plans to continue his tax cuts. He says that if the rich get more money back from taxes, it will help the poor as well through &quot;trickle-down economics&quot;. I searched his web site and could not find any plan for dealing with the growing defecit.</p><p /><p><strong><u>Social Security:</u></strong></p><p>Kerry:</p><p>Kerry is against privatizing social security (meaning that he thinks people will be safer if the government protects their social security investments.)</p><p /><p>Bush: </p><p>Bush favors privatizing social security (meaning that people are more free about whether to put their social security money into private investments.)</p><p /><p><strong><u>Health Care:</u></strong></p><p>Kerry:</p><p>Kerry is in favor of allowing more medicine to be imported from Canada in order to reduce the costs of prescription drugs.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush is against importing medicine from Canada.</p><p><strong><u>Education:</u></strong></p><p>Kerry: </p><p>Kerry says the No Child Left Behind Act is very bad for public schools in America and he wants it repealed.</p><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush wants to introduce vowchers so that people can go to religious schools without any specific nationally required curriculum on federal funding. No Child Left Behind is the first step toward this.</p><p /><p><u><strong>Abortions:</strong></u></p><p>Kerry: </p><p>Kerry wants women to have freedom of choice.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush wants to ban almost all abortions.</p><p /><p><u><strong>Gay Marriage:</strong></u></p><p>Kerry:</p><p>Kerry wants individual states to decide if they want legal gay marriage or not.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush wants to ban all gay people from getting married.</p><p /><p><u><strong>John Kerry:</strong></u></p><p>Kerry:</p><p>Kerry says quite often that he is a vietnam veteran and that he does not change his mind for purely political reasons.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush says that Kerry cannot hold an opinion without &quot;flip-flopping&quot; and changing his mind.</p><p /><p><u><strong>George W. Bush:</strong></u></p><p>Kerry:</p><p>Kerry says that Bush made and will make bad judgments regarding the strategy in Iraq and regarding economics.</p><p /><p>Bush:</p><p>Bush once said that, &quot;God wants me to be president.&quot;</p><p /><p /><p /><hr /><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour--<p /><p>Artist: <font color="#0000ff">In Flames</font> </p><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Trigger</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">melodic death metal</font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Children of Bodom, Opeth, Into Eternity, At the Gates, Mnemic, Amorphis, Shadows Fall</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) I've really been in a melodic death mood since getting this cd about a month ago. Great melody (hence the &quot;melodic&quot;).</font> </p></font></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-02T12:10:58-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Akamaru!!!!!!!]]></title>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-02T07:10:06-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[stormblast]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><u><font color="#800080"><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5993610/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5993610/</a></font></u><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5993610/"></a></p><p /><p>this link may take a while to fully come up (it seemed to work better when I clicked on another link and then pushed the &quot;back&quot; button), but it is a test made by the MSNBC news network to find out which candidate you most agree with. Some of the questions seem biased, but it goes both ways, so I think it evens out and provides a pretty good indication of which candidate you agree more with. Hopefully this will be more helpful than my somewhat biased descriptions below.</p><p /><hr /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p>Artist: <font color="#0000ff">Mercyful Fate</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Buried Alive</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">thrash maybe? I dunno....some kind of metal...</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, King Diamond</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) Mercyful Fate plays some pretty great metal laced with quality guitar riffs and backed up by one of my favorite vocalists ever: King Diamond. In this song he uses less of his falsetto voice than in most of their other songs, so I think it will be more likable for most people. Except for the vocals, it is pretty traditional thrash-style metal. I think King Diamond's voice was influential for a lot of black metal bands. I know Shinta has heard this song, but I don't know if she remembers it.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-04T07:10:10-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[death cult armageddon]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Oi. This is another one of those boring posts about my life. Proceed with caution.</p><p /><p /><p>So, today I had to give a group presentation in my &quot;Mentor&quot; class. The people in my group were Jacob, Grace and Jackie. We planned it a little bit in class, but we had to meet in Grace and Jackie's room (they are roomates) on Friday to work on the project. And since we were still not too sure of how it was going to go, we were supposed to meet again on Sunday, but I decided to make a spontaneous trip to visit Shinta on Saturday night at around 8:30, so I wasn't back until like 9 on Sunday night. I called Jacob when I got back, and apparently they met without me but didn't actually do anything. So we gave the presentation today, and it was pretty pathetic. The topic of the presentation was how multiracial people often have to choose which of their ethnicities they want to be connected with. This includes like when they have to choose one box to check on the census. Anyway, the activity we did for our project was that we asked the class what they're favorite colors were. We had the people that liked green the most meet in one corner, red in another, blue in another, and purple in the last corner. The people who liked a different color or liked two colors equally were stuck in the middle without a group. Then we handed out candy to the groups, and we made the people in the middle choose a group in order to get any candy. We then explained how this was like people having to choose a race when they didn't fit into one specific racial group. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest idea ever, and nobody cared, and it ended up being really quick and pointless. Well, I hope the professors won't grade the presentations too harshly. Anyway, we were discussing race in that class today, and this one kid, Phil, made some comments that weren't quite racist, but they were very insensitive, and everyone in the class got really angry at him. He does that almost every day in that class, even if we aren't talking about something very controversial, he'll still find something to say that will make everyone enemies with him. He just has a very confrontasional personality I guess. I'm usually the one who argues with him the most, just because I like to debate more than all the other kids in the class, who just sit there and whisper comments about how ignorant Phil is to each other. </p><p /><p /><p>I also had Logic today, and I had a test in that class. We have a test in that class about every two weeks, but the tests are all really easy for me. I guess I'm just logically inclined. So, I finished the test in about half an hour, and I got a break before my next class. So, I went back to my dorm and played games on my computer. I didn't play on my emulator today though, I played Diablo, which is a game with gameplay kind of like zelda. There aren't many puzzles like there are in zelda, you just walk around a kill things with your sword or bow or axe or staff or magic or whatever. Getting money to buy new weapons and armor (of which there are hundreds of different kinds with different effects to choose from) and new magic and potions and such is what I find fun about the game. And of course you get money by killing the undead monsters that wander around the dungeons for no real reason. I haven't played the game in a long time, so I thought I'd check it out again today. It's still pretty fun, although it isn't an RPG. And another good thing about the game is that the dungeons are randomly generated, so they are much different each time you play the game, even with slightly different quests and stuff.</p><p /><p /><p>I think I'm gonna do some drawing now (I'm drawing a picture of Sesshoumaru for Shinta's mom's birthday). then I think I'll watch the Empire Strikes Back. And I might do some homework sometime before going to sleep. And Shinta, if you use your computer at all tonight, sign onto AIM, cause I am on almost all the time now (I just push the little eye thing so it looks to everyone like i&quot;m not really on). bye bye.</p><p>here's an interesting picture, don't you think?</p><img alt="size does matter" src="http://www.guitarplayer.ru/foto/albums/userpics/10001/King-Size.jpg" /><p /><hr /><p> </p><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p /><p><font color="#cc0099">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Dillinger Escape Plan (DEP)</font></p><p /><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Proceed With Caution</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">DEP usually plays hardcore (don't ask me to define this genre, cause I am not too sure myself), but this song is just kinda &quot;guitary&quot;</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">music of any kind</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) This song is purely instrumental with no singing. It is pretty short, and I recommend anyone who reads this download the song. But as a warning, it isn't like their other music.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-05T05:10:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[for all tid]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I have made a drawing!!!! I put it on deviant art. so, <a href="http://numberofthebeast.deviantart.com/">click here</a> if you know what's good for you. It isn't as good as my Kamui drawing, but that one wasn't dark enough to scan.</p><p /><hr /><p /><p><font color="#990099">--Song du Jour--</font></p><p><font color="#990099">Artist: </font><font color="#330099">Howard Shore</font></p><p><font color="#330099"><font color="#990099">Song:</font> The Great River</font></p><p><font color="#330099"><font color="#990099">Genre:</font> Orchestral-type stuff</font></p><p><font color="#330099"><font color="#990099">For fans of:</font> The Lord of the Rings (it's from the soundtrack to the fellowship, which has a lot of good orchestra music)</font></p><p><font color="#330099"><font color="#990099">Rating:</font> The Lord of the Rings films have a lot of damn good music. I especially like this song because it is one of the darker ones and it has the subtle choir voices accompanying the epic symphonic piece.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-06T06:10:09-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Aquarium]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Here are some interesting figures:</p><p /><p /><p>The United States spends approximately $10 billion on foreign aid each year.</p><p /><p>The United States spends approximately $400 billion on it's military each year.</p><p /><p /><p>Those are the straight facts. I'll let your form your own opinions from them.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-11T06:10:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[follow the reaper]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Today for lunch I had some rice with soy sauce and a bunch of chinese looking hot sauce. It was quite good.</p><p /><p>Woohoo! I got an A on my mentor paper! It was only supposed to be a four page paper, so I went a little over, but I guess they liked it anyway. The three people sitting around me are all smart, but they all got Bs, so I'm pretty happy with my grade. The topic of the paper was &quot;what are the benefits of a liberal education?&quot;. Pretty boring topic, eh? Well, I think I did a pretty good job, and I was even able to work in this Bob Marley qoute: &quot;Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.&quot;</p><p /><p>I have my International Politics midterm on thursday, and I'm pretty scared. He gave us a study guide that will help though, and I am having a study group type thing with a couple other kids in the class tonight. One part of the study guide just says &quot;you will need to know some specific terms relating to International Politics&quot;. What the hell? I have no idea which terms he will ask for, so I guess I'll just read through all four of my text books for that class. :eyeroll:     Oh well, that part will probably be easier than the essay questions. Hopefully it goes well.</p><p /><p>Even though nobody cares, I will give a little update on the Children of Bodom concert. It turns out it will also be in San Francisco, so I might not have to drive all the way to Portland to see it. It will be on a Friday night in San francisco though, so if I did that I might not be able to drive back to carson that night. Well, it is still a while, so I'll have to think about it some more.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Emperor</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> I Am the Black Wizards (funky grammar eh? don't worry it's intentional)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">Norwegian Black Metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Immortal, Darkthrone, Burzum, Mayhem, Cradle of Filth</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***(out of 5*s) This is true Norwegian Black Metal. You can really tell that demons are singing and playing guitar. Probably while burning a church or raping angels or something. Black metal is pretty cool, though. It is great because it tries to balance the harshness and brutality of the vocals and distortion with the beauty of the guitars and synths. Dimmu Borgir is more on the &quot;beauty&quot; side though, and traditional Norwegian Black Metal like this is more on the &quot;harshness and brutality&quot; side.</font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-12T05:10:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[world misanthropy]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><font color="#003366">Comedic genius Mel Brooks is making a sequel to his brilliant Star Wars spoof, Spaceballs. He tells Playbill.com he wants to have it ready in time for release around the same time as Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith which is due out May 19th. In it's report on the movie, TV Guide Online opines, &quot;Let's pray we can tell which one's the spoof,&quot; perhaps insinuating that George Lucas' Star Wars prequels aren't that good.</font></p><p /><p>I can't wait. The original Spaceballs was quite a funny movie. Mel Brooks is really a genius. I'm afraid they may be right about the next Star Wars being as much of an insult to the Star Wars legacy as the Mel Brooks parody is. I also heard some disturbing rumors a while ago saying that George Lucas might make more Indiana Jones films in the future. I guess he is just trying to kill all of the great films he made with horrible sequels featuring different and worse actors. I'll just try to pretend that George Lucas died in a horrible plane crash back in the early 90s.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Iron Maiden</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Wicker Man</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">Power Metal (don't get all technical on me if they actually play progressive metal or something)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">any metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">*****(out of 5*s) Oh my! It's Martin's third five-star rating ever! And Iron Maiden truly deserves it with this song. I suppose some people might find it a tad bit repetative, but I have to wipe up the drool after every time I hear this song. The guitar riffs are godly.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics: </font><font color="#ff0066"><u><em><strong> ooh, it's a new section!</strong></em></u> Here I will include any lyrics from the featured song that are particularly meaningful or I just thought sounded cool. </font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">You watch the world exploding every single night,<br />Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">Your time will come, Your time will come!</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-12T05:10:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[keeper of the seven keys]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/keeper_of_the_seven_keys.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Gaahhh! It seems that CHS finally found out I was still leeching off of senatorserver to host images and a web page about how Mr. Adair is a nazi. So, they finally got around to deleting all my crap on there and disallowing me access with my old student ID number. Well, that means I'll have to rely on photobucket now. I hope you didn't have anything important on there, Shinta, because it will be gone now.</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-12T11:10:18-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[piece of mind]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Here's a test to see which candidate you agree with the most. I think this one is better than the one I put up here before. Hopefully the link will work.</p><p><a href="http://www.presidentmatch.com/Guide.jsp2">http://www.presidentmatch.com/Guide.jsp2</a></p><p /><p /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-13T08:10:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[the war on errorism]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_war_on_errorism.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Phil from my mentor class once again proved how intollerant he is and how much he wants people to hate him. today he was talking about how it isn't a problem at all that there hasn't been a woman president and that women are almost nonexistant in business and politics (1.8% of corporate CEOs are female). I think he seriously believes that women are biologically inferior to men. So, today the daily Phil vs. Everyone Else debate was about sexism. I am the usual spokesperson for Everyone Else, since I seem the most willing to risk looking foolish by arguing in front of the class. Phil is in speach and debate, so he is good at debating, but not as good as he is at making enemies. He just says things that are really intollerant and that anger a lot of people. I think he is racist and sexist and homophobic and probably a bunch of other isms.</p><p> </p><p>I am going to watch Naruto now. I still don't know who became a chuunin. so don't tell me or I&quot;LL KILL MYSELF!!!!! and then you'll feel sorta bad. unless you really hate me that much. or you don't have a conscience. and then I'll wathc the debates. Kerry seems to be much better than Bush in debates. That is the polls talking, not just me.</p><p> </p><p>I want to dress up for halloween, but I don't know as what. My ideas to be a black metaller with corpse paint and a samurai with a kimono probably won't work, so I am open to ideas. I don't want to spend much money too much effort on my costume though. But, please give me any suggestions you have. I probably won't dress up at all. Oh well.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Reagan Youth</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Reagan Youth</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">punk</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Anti-Flag, Rancid, Bad Religion, Subhumans, UK Subs, Dead Kennedys</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****1/2(out of 5*s) Reagan Youth are a great band. I really want their cd, but it is so hard to find! I'll probably have to order it on the internet. Anyway, great song. It's comparing conservatives to nazis. The Hitler Youth was an organization in nazi Germany that made children loyal mindless followers of Hitler. So, they just replaced Hitler with Reagan. I can see the similarities.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:  </font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">We are the sons of Reagan ...Heil!<br />Gonna kill us some pagans ...Heil!<br />The Right's your sacred mission<br />Start an inquisition<br />Gonna purge the heathen minds!<br /><br />We are Reagan Youth! ...Heil! Heil! Heil!<br />Reagan Youth ...Zeig Heil!</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">(the rest of the lyrics are just as good, but I didn't want to take up the whole screen with lyrics)</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-15T01:10:13-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Goodbye Lenin (it isn't an album title this time, but it sounds cool anyway)]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I watched a movie called Goodbye Lenin tonight. Sadly it wasn't about Lenin. But it was still one of the best movies I've seen in quite a while. It was a German film about the fall of the Berlin wall. Well, it isn't actually about the wall falling down, but it's about some East German people trying to deal with the end of communism. I really recommend the movie. Unless you can't read subtitles because you're lazy. Then I recommend you smack yourself in the head.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Arcturus</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Star Crossed</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black metal (well, it's pseudo-black metal. it's actually probably more like power metal)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Dimmu Borgir, Abigor, ...And Oceans, Amorphis, Mortiis, Symphony X</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) I love Arcturus. Dark and metallic and even more classical than Dimmu. Not much else to say.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:  </font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">All dreams end here<br />where our cries began<br />resounding to museums<br />of a world we believed </font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">neverending</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-19T06:10:10-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[the empire strikes first]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Thank Odin! My International Politics midterm is over! And I am sure I passed. I think I did pretty well overall. I accidently forgot to answer one question, but it was only worth one point out of twenty-four. I'm hoping for a B.</p><p /><p>It's raining cats and dogs here (if you'll excuse the expression). It's a frickin storm, which made it kinda hard to walk between my classes without getting my books and stuff soaked. I kinda like the rain though. A branch fell out of a tree because of the wind, and it landed like three feet from me. It was about 5 feet long, and I think I could've died! Those of you in Northern Nevada be warned, a lot more presipitation is coming your way.</p><p /><p /><p>Alright, I'm gonna take a long deserved break from studying before I start studying for my math test and writing my mentor essay. I think I'll watch the Cowboy Bebop movie (even though the version I have is in English). Or maybe I'll watch the Empire Strikes Back dvd.</p><p /><p> </p><p>This last weekend was pretty bad. Well, I still got to see Shinta, but it was bad nonetheless. I was driving up highway 88 through the mountains when a sign said 'highway closed ahead due to fire'. So I pulled off to the side of the road and thought about how bad it was going to suck to drive all the way back to stockton and then to sacramento and then through highway 50 to carson city. But I saw some other cars keep going so I decided to follow them even though the road was going to be closed ahead. About a mile further the road was closed, but there was a detour route. so I took the detour which took about an hour longer, making my trip to Carson city about four hours. Then I had to spend most of the weekend studying for my International Politics midterm (I'm sure glad I studied so much for it now though), and Shinta had to work on her English essay all weekend. And then I had to leave early on sunday because there was going to be a snow storm in the mountains. So, I took highway 50 through Tahoe on the way back because highway 88 was probably going to still be closed. But, when I got partway on 50, it turned out that 50 was closed for fire and guess where they sent me for the detour? that's right highway 88 which was the road that was closed the first time through. So it probably took me more than four hours to get back to Stockton, where I was awaiting.......more studying. So, this last weekend could have been better, but I'm expecting next weekend to be great.</p><p /><p>I want anybody other than Shinta (or Zebulan, I won't be tricked that easily) to tell me what is special about next weekend(no it isn't christmas yet)? I'll give you a cookie if you get it right!</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Finntroll</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Skogens Hâ€°mnd (at least that's the name it gives on my iTunes)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">folk metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Nevermore, Therion</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) I just found out about Finntroll recently, and damn are they good! Celtic folk metal is pretty cool.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:  </font></p><p><font face="Verdana" color="#0000ff" size="2">Allt du trott se lÃ¶gnen vÃ¤llter<br />LÃ¤s nu runor med magiska tal<br />SpÃ¥ en Ã¥lder av ve och kval<br />NÃ¤r mÃ¶rka skuggor nu himmelen rider<br />Se dÃ¥ nalkas jaktens tid</font></p><p><font face="Verdana" color="#0000ff" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="Verdana" color="#0000ff" size="2">Those are some deep lyrics, man. I'm not even sure what language it's in.</font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-19T06:10:36-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[This is for Mike and Ryan.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I was driving to carson this last weekend and I saw this antiques store called &quot;<strong>Junk and Stuff&quot;</strong>. It made me think of you two and laugh.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-21T03:10:40-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[so far, so good, so what?]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine burned me a copy of Megadeth's <em>So Far, So Good, So What? </em>a while back, and I am listening to it for the first time right now. I just heard the cover of &quot;Anarchy in the UK&quot; by the Sex Pistols, and it was the most terrible thing I have ever heard. I can't believe Megadeth could make such a bad song out of an originally great song. I'm appalled. Dave, couldn't you just have left that song well enough alone? Noooo...you had to go and try to make a Thrash cover, and listening to it made me want to cry.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-25T06:10:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[stronghold]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>This fortune is for James. They gave it to me in my fortune cookie at China Garden (I know they changed their name, but I still call it that), but it is definitely meant for James: <strong>&quot;Behind an able man, there are always other able men&quot; in bed. </strong></p><p /><p>I had a great weekend. I went to the John Kerry rally at Lawlor in Reno. I thought Kerry was inspiring with his speech, and it was good to hear Harry Reid talk about him too. It was all very exciting. And I got a sign! it says &quot;A Fresh Start for America: John Kerry 2004&quot;. It's pretty cool.</p><p /><p>And that wasn't all that made my weekend great. Nobody was able to guess what was special about this weekend, but the correct answer should have been: &quot;It's your aniversary with Shinta, silly.&quot; That's right, I've been with her for a whole year now. It feels like we've been together forever, but it also seems like it was just yesterday that I reluctantly confessed my love to her. So, I won't share the details with all of you, but we had a great time over the weekend, you know being romantic and stuff.</p><p /><p>I borrowed Shinta's playstation, since she isn't using it, and I hauled my crappy $5 tv to my dorm room, so I finally get to start my Final Fantasy 8 game again. I played for about half an hour today, and I fought and beat Norg and got the Leviathan summon. Yay for me! The only problem (besides my tv being crappy and the image shaking a little and me not really understanding what the hell is going on at the moment) is that the playstation controller was covered in some disgusting sticky substance. The controller came from out of Lisa's (Shinta's sister) room, so It's lucky we were even able to find the controller. Her room should just be declared a landfill. Anyway, the controller was all gross and sticky, so I had to try to wash it off, but it is still a little sticky. I'll have to use some of these &quot;all purpose cleaning wipes&quot; on it.</p><p /><p>So, the moral of this tale is: <strong><em><u><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Kerry Edwards '04!</font></u></em></strong></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Summoning</font> </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Mountain King's Return</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Burzum, Nokturnal Mortum, Arcturus</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***1/2(out of 5*s) Summoning is an awesome Tolkien-obsessed, atmospheric black metal band from Austria. I think that every song they have ever made is somehow related to Middle Earth. This song in particular is, in my opinion, about the return of Thorin to the lonely mountain Eriador in the Hobbit. It might not really be about that, but that's my theory. Anyway, Summoning is a good band, and JRR Tolkien is my god.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:  </font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#0000ff">The king beneath the mountains<br />The king of carven stone<br />The lord of silver fountains<br />Shall come into his own!</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#0000ff">The streams shall run in gladness<br />The lakes shall shine and burn<br />All sorrow fail and sadness<br />At mountains king's return</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">These are just a couple of the verses. </font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-25T08:10:36-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[nucleus]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Ralph Nader's running mate is coming to my college tonight. I'm gonna go see him. It will probably be pretty interesting, even though I wish Nader wouldn't run this year.</p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-26T04:10:48-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[the war within]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I got to see a speach last night by Peter Camejo. He's Ralph Nader's vice presidential running mate, and he was also the Green party candidate during the California recall election. He had a lot of good stuff to say, and I agree with him on a lot of issues that Kerry and Bush just don't have the answers to. I did disagree with him about one main thing though: He thinks that there is no difference between Bush and Kerry, Republicans and Democrats. I have to strongly disagree with this. I think that Kerry does have many of the American people's best interests at heart, and I think that he can undo some of the evils that Bush has brought on our country. He is not all that I can hope for in a president, but I'm not convinced that Nader is the reincarnation of Jesus either. So, to sum it up, I'm glad that I checked Kerry/Edwards on my absentee ballot that I sent in last Sunday. <strong><em><u><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Kerry Edwards '04!</font></u></em></strong></p><p><font face="Verdana"></font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Also speaking was a candidate for US Senator for California. She was from the Peace and Freedom party, and I also agreed with most of what she said. She did make one proposal that was new and attractive to me, though: the abolishment of the US Senate. (hmm...isn't she running for senator?) At first I thought this was a crazy, undemocratic idea, but as she explained it I became more convinced. The US Senate is made up of two representatives from each state, no matter what the population of that state. This is good for small states, but it isn't necessarily good for democracy. The Senate makes it so that a person living in Wyoming's vote is worth about twice as much as the vote of someone living in California. That isn't democratic. Every person's vote should be worth the same, no matter who they are or where they live. Without the Senate, the House of Representatives would still make the legislation for our country. The drawback is that the system of checks and balances would be slightly less effective. She also proposed the abolishment of the electoral college, but I was already for that idea. once again</font>,</font> </font><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><em><u>Kerry Edwards '04!</u></em></strong></font></p><p><strong><em><u><font face="Verdana"></font></u></em></strong></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">And on a non-political note, I just went to the dollar tree and bought some mechanical pencils. I got a pack of six of them (in various ugly colors) for a dollar. But, more importantly, while I was there something caught my eye: a realistic looking plastic battle axe. It's so viking and kvlt and stuff! I might be a black metaller for halloween yet! (probably not, because I think I'll be a pretty good samurai, and my katana is real, unlike my plastic battle axe.)</font> </font></p><p><strong><em><u><font face="Verdana"></font></u></em></strong></p><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Apocalyptica</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Harvester of Sorrows (that's right, a Metallica cover)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">cello quartet</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">orchestra music, Metallica</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****1/2(out of 5*s) Apocalyptica is a string quartet that plays covers of Metallica, Slayer, and Sepultura, as well as their own heavy metal style songs. Their music has a really cool classical quality (duh, they're playing cellos), but it might not be quite as epic as their heavy metal counterparts. The guitar solos work out extremely well on cello.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:  </font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#0000ff">sorry, this song doesn't have lyrics. I guess I could write the lyrics for the original Metallica song or something. nah, you already know those lyrics. I mean, who doesn't?</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-29T03:10:14-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[firestorm]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Quite interesting. Led Zeppelin is Satanic. check it out:</p><p /><p><a href="http://www.hamncheez.com/media/flash/stairway[1].swf">http://www.hamncheez.com/media/flash/stairway[1].swf</a></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-10-29T11:10:29-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[cryptic writings]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Look! Kerry is a Satanist!</p><p /><p><a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/lavey.asp#photo">http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/lavey.asp#photo</a></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-10-30T05:10:31-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[la masquerade infernale]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Is it strange that whenever I see a car with a John Kerry bumper sticker I have the urge to give them a 'devil horns' salute?
<p><img src="http://dioforamerica.com/diohands.jpg" alt="devil horns salute"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-02T10:11:56-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[BLOODLUST!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>GAAAAAUHHHHH! I'M SO STRESSED OUT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTIONS! IF BUSH WINS I'M GONNA CRY!!!!!!</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-04T04:11:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Land of the ignorant]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>My disillusionment with Americans grows with every passing moment. This morning in my calculus class my professor was talking to us a little bit about the election. The girl sitting in front of me (who is also in my International Politics class) asked me who won the election. WHO WON THE ELECTION?! How could you not bother to find out already?! Glance at a  newspaper, or turn on a tv or a radio, or look on any website on the entire Internet! But that's not all. Just a minute later another girl in the class asked the professor in all seriousness who the republican candidate was. WHAT THE FUCK?! I felt like crying. I now see quite clearly how Bush was able to get reelected. These incredibly ignorant people are not rednecks who watch Nascar all day from their trailer, these are students at an accredited private university! One of them was even in my international politics class! Dear Odin, what has come of our nation? NOFX had it right in their song <em>The Idiots are Taking Over</em>: &quot;Majority rule don't work in mental institutions.&quot;</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Anti-Flag</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Culture Revolution</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">punk</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, the Exploited</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">*****(out of 5*s) It's about time I had an Anti-Flag song on here. They are my second favorite band, after all. I'll give you a cookie if you can guess who my top favorite band is. Anyway, this is a pretty kick ass song off the Underground Network album. The lyrics are a great depiction of America's capitalist society, and Justin Sane and #2 and company really pull through with the song structure on this one. This one is pretty angry; even more so than usual for Anti-Flag.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />have you seen the scene on the street?<br />do you care what's going on?<br />thousands homeless in the land of the free<br />but no one seems to think it's wrong!<br />that's why we fuckin' wrote this song<br /><br />chorus:<br />take to the streets - cause it's time to make a stand<br />we're not gonna back down!<br />(we're talking...) culture revolution!<br />this ship is sinking - it's time we set it right</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">when the standards of society<br />are based solely on greed<br />humanity, compassion do not define<br />what it means to succeed! no!<br /><br />for the poor - contempt and hate<br />from the rich, middle class, the state<br />compassion dumped for apathy<br />the greatest nation ever seen?<br />that's fuckin' real hard to beleive...<br /><br />socialized , mechanized<br />to consume... everything in the world<br />saturate , accumulate <br />your happiness... can be bought and be sold<br />environment , detriment </font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">is not an issue of concern<br />humanity , or this insanity<br />the choice is yours, and your choice alone<br />but you won't be alone<br />no, you won't be alone... YEAH!<br /><br />revolution! on the street! in your head! move!</font> </p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-04T10:11:40-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[nevermind the bullocks, here's]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/nevermind_the_bullocks_heres.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>...an update on my Final Fantasy 8 game. </p><p>I beat Raijin and Fujin today. You know.(that was a joke, but it would only be funny if you have played the game. and even then it wouldn't really be funny. just laugh anyway. it'll make me feel better) They weren't too hard, but it's because I've leveled up enough that nothing in the game is hard. Except driving the stupid garden. It's just difficult to manuever. I also got a new summon. I don't remember what it's called, but it was pretty gross looking and I got it from Fujin. It was pretty funny when those Galbadian soldiers ate the fish and got food poisoning and then started hallucinating. Oh yeah, Squall got a promotion. That made me really excited, but I don't actually get any more power. I just get to try to steer the stupid garden. I spent a lot of time playing cards against Martine in FH. I am still missing one of the level 7 boss cards that he has, but I'll just have to get it later. I was getting slightly tired of the card game so I moved on with the story. Oh yeah, I also got to make the band. that was kind of cool. I had Zell on saxophone (he should have been drums, but they didn't give that option), Selphie on main electric guitar (she can shred like a madwoman), Irvine on bass guitar (he's goofy enough to be a bassist), and Quistis on piano. Quistis didn't really fit into the band, but oh well. Squall was still an ass, but then Rinoa started over-reacting, and now I dislike both of them. I think I dislike Squall because I see a little of myself in him. Well, that's my Final Fantasy 8 news. </p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Nokturnal Mortum</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Return of the Vampire Lord</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Emperor, Darkthrone, Burzum, Summoning</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) This is one of my favorite black metal songs. I think Nokturnal Mortum is a band that should be a lot more popular than they are. Apparently they're Russian.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />I haven't been able to find the lyrics for this song anywhere on the Internet. Darklyrics.com almost always has lyrics to every heavy metal song, but they didn't have this one unless it's one of the many songs with russian lyrics.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-06T06:11:06-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[and out come the wolves]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I got my hair cut today. For those of you who don't know me, I had been growing it out since like February, and it was just about down to my chin in the front. But, today I hacked off most of it. It makes me kind of sad, because I'm sure I won't ever grow my hair out that long again. Now it's sort of moderately short. I was going for the Meet the Beatles look, but I think it's a little too short for that. I just looked in the mirror and startled myself because I didn't recognize the guy looking back at me. I miss my shaggy mane.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-09T06:11:55-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[...where credit is due]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I want everyone to know that my amazing banner image was created by my girlfriend and amazing artist Stephanie Hovden. It is a picture of the main character from Final Fantasy 5 standing next to his chocobo named Boko. If you are as amazed by her art skills as I am you can check out more of her art, including some realism as well as more anime, here: </p><p><a href="http://kaio-kun.deviantart.com/">http://kaio-kun.deviantart.com</a> .</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-12T02:11:50-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[as the palaces burn]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Red Army Chorus</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Sacred Lenin Banner</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">Soviet massive chorus music</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics or communism in general</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">**1/2(out of 5*s) I just thought I'd post this one for kicks. Those Soviets sure knew how to make overbearing choirs.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />Something about how great Lenin and mother-Russia are, I assume. I'm a little rusty on my Russian, so you'll have to translate this one yourselves.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-16T12:11:21-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Arise]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/arise.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>My mom gave me (&quot;lend&quot; was the word she used, but I know I'll end up keeping it) Mao's little red book this weekend. She got the english version in San Francisco during her hippy days. It's actually called <em>Quotations From Chairman Mao Tse-Tung</em> although I've never heard it called anything other than Mao's little red book before. It is actually little and red and was printed in China by the &quot;foreign languages press&quot; in 1967. I've read through a little bit of it, and Mao said some pretty cool things.</p><p>Here's a quote kind of picked at random: &quot;In class society everyone lives as a member of a particular class, and every kind of thinking, without exception, is stamped with the brand of a class.&quot;</p><p>I think the saying on the title page pretty well sums it up: &quot;Workers of all countries, unite!&quot;</p><p /><p>My mom also showed me a chinese children's picture book she has. It is about two little Mongolian girls who, while striving to be disciples of chairman Mao Tse-Tung, save their village's communal flock of sheep from a blizzard. It was interesting to read, but it was really bad propaganda. The little girls would say things like, &quot;I want to devote my life to the Chinese Communist Party!&quot;</p><p /><p>I guess I didn't realize how cool my mom used to be. She's softened up in her old age, though. It's probably my fault for being born and destracting her from her hippy ways. She's still quite politically liberal, but she has become kind of a conservative dictator around the house. Good thing I'm not living at home anymore.</p><p /><p>Oh, and I actually have a picture of me as my icon. I don't know what motivated me to do such craziness, but I think I'll change it to something else tonight. The picture is me before the start of summer, so my hair was longer than it is now (since I got it cut a week ago), but shorter than it was back in October.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Shadows Fall</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> CRUSHING BUTTSEX! (actually it's Crushing Belial, that was just an immature inside joke with a couple of my friends)</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">metal, I'm too lazy to figure out what subgenre; probably some sort of death metal or thrash</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">other metal bands</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***(out of 5*s) I don't feel like writing about it. </font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />I dunno. Something about Belial. Satan is good. Satan is your pal.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-17T03:11:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[A Public Service Anouncement for Mindsay]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>The Beatles are barely beating Good Charlotte and Ashlee Simpson in the mindsay music list. Something needs to be done. Everyone who reads this, immediately put the Beatles in your list of music on your mindsay profile. And, if necessary, remove Yellowcard, Linkin Park, and any other so-called &quot;musicians&quot; who are ahead of the Beatles from your list.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Black Flag</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Nervous Breakdown</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">hardcore/punk</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Minor Threat, Bad Brains, etc.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">***(out of 5*s) I like Black Flag. Good stuff.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />nothing too interesting.</font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-11-18T10:11:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[made of metal]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Woohoo! It's a metal music topic thing! </p><p>I just want to take a minute to talk about how awesome the band <font color="#990099">Nightwish</font> is. Nightwish plays some sub-genre of <font color="#333399"><font color="#ff6600">Power Metal</font> </font><font color="#000000">with their own kick ass style.<font color="#333399"> Tarja</font> (I don't remember her last name) is the vocalist for the band, and she has the most awesome operatic vocals of any female vocalist. Her vocals are probably my second favorite of any band, after <font color="#3333cc">King Diamond</font> (<font color="#993399">Mercyful Fate</font>, <font color="#993399">King Diamond</font>). <font color="#993399">Nightwish</font> has some of coolest guitar-work and synths, and they just make some really well-structured songs. If you are a fan of <font color="#993399">Lacuna Coil, Therion, Symphony X, Dio, Nevermore <font color="#000000">or any other</font> <font color="#ff9900">Power Metal</font><font color="#000000"> then you will definitely like this band.</font> </font>My personal favorite <font color="#993399">Nightwish</font> songs are: </font><font color="#009900">Gethsemane, End of All Hope, Sacrament of Wilderness, <font color="#000000">and their version of</font> the Phantom of the Opera. </font><font color="#000000">I really recommend you check out this band if you haven't already.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-22T02:11:37-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>So, I went to pick up a package at the campus mail center this morning and I was wearing my Kamui (from the anime <font color="#cc3366">X/1999</font>) shirt. The lady who gave me my package asked me if it was Yugioh. @$%@&amp;^%$$%^$#%#&amp;^**^$#@!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to punch the lady. It used to be Pokemon, now Yugioh is what everyone associates anime with. That's like someone calling Limp Bizkit a metal band or John Kerry a socialist. I watched one episode of Yugioh (I'm not sure why) and it was terrible. It was like the whole show was written and designed by a home for mentally handicapped people. It is really sad that so many people think all anime is like that. The show X is probably too intillectually stimulating for that lady's small mind, but I still wish she would at least know there is an immense variety of GOOD anime out there. Yugioh is not all there is.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Mercyful Fate</font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> The Oath</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">King Diamond</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) The album Don't Break the Oath is one of my favorite cds. I really recommend it, but King Diamond's voice isn't for everyone, so download before you buy.</font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />this song has the most Satanic lyrics of any song ever made:</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#0000ff"><em>By the symbols of the creator<br />I swear henceforth to be<br />A faithful servant of his most<br />Puissant archangel<br />The Prince Lucifer<br />Whom the creator designated as his regent<br />And Lord of this World<br />I deny Jesus Christ...the deciever<br />And I abjure the Christian faith<br />Holding in contempt all of it's works<br /><br />As a being now possessed of a human body<br />In this world I swear to give my full<br />Allegiance to it's lawfull master,<br />To worship him our<br />Lord Satan and no other<br />In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth<br />Open wide the gates of Hell<br />And come forth from the abyss<br />By these names: Satan, Leviathan,<br />Belial, Lucifer<br />I will kiss the goat<br /><br />I swear to give my mind<br />My body and soul unreservedly<br />To the furtherance of our<br />Lord Satan designs<br />Do what thou wilt shall be the<br />Whole of the law<br />As it was at the beginning<br />Is now and ever shall be<br />World without end Amen</em></font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-25T04:11:00-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>HAPPY THANKSGIVING!</p><p /><p>Save a turkey's life; eat sushi today. Or tofurkey, but I don't really like that stuff at all. </p><p>When you are eating your turkey tonight just think about how little Jimmy the turkey had a full life ahead of him. He had dreams. He wanted to be the star of the basketball team. He never even got to say goodbye to his mommy before they slaughtered him. Well, he actually never knew his mommy because he was raised in a tiny cage.</p><p /><p>I know I'm gonna get shit for saying all that, but just realize that it was a joke before you post anything. I'm not trying to convince anyone to become vegetarian. Meat does taste pretty nasty, though. I don't know why everyone likes it.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">The Clash</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Come On Eileen</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">the Clash usually don't fit into any specific genre.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">good music</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) it's a classic.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />I'm sure you already know the lyrics of this song. </font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-11-29T05:11:39-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[A Day in the Life of Joe Republican]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I saw this somewhere and thought I should share it with you all:</p><p /><p>A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN<br />aka Joe Beercan<br /><br />Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.<br /><br />With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.<br /><br />All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.<br /><br />He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.<br /><br />In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.<br /><br />Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.<br /><br />He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.<br /><br />Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer adheres to these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.<br /><br />If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.<br /><br />It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.<br /><br />Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.<br /><br />Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the taxpayer funded roads.<br /><br />He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.<br /><br />The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.<br /><br />He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.<br /><br />Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: &quot;We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.&quot;</p><p /><p /><p>_______________________________________</p><p /><p /><p /><p /><p>I also recently saw an article about how the people of Alabama voted this November against changing their state consititution to remove the sections condoning racial segregation. Apparently nothing has changed in Alabama. It is still required, according to the state constitution, to have &quot;white only&quot; and &quot;black only&quot; public schools and poll taxes, which were used against african americans and which were also made illegal with the federal Voting Rights Act. And the majority of the people of Alabama voted to keep it that way.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">The Exploited</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Punks Not Dead</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">punk</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Black Flag, the Dead Kennedys, The Germs, Minor Threat, Crass</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) Whether the title is still true or not, this song kicks ass.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />&quot;Punks not dead and gone.&quot; etc. I'm too lazy to write it all out.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-11-30T05:11:59-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Martin's wise thoughts for the day]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>So Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge resigned. Is it because they wouldn't let him add pink to the terror alert colors? </p><p /><p><em></em></p><p><em>Rumsfeld: &quot;Pink's a gay color.&quot; </em></p><p><em>Ridge: &quot;But I love pink! Even my bedsheets are pink!&quot; </em></p><p><em>Rumsfeld: &quot;You faggot.&quot;</em></p><p><em></em></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Mystic Forest</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Si Le Bois Pouvait Parler...</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black ambient</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Arcturus, Dimmu Borgir, Tvangeste, Darkthrone, Burzum, Emperor</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) This is an awesome french black metal/ambient song. It even has a hint of traditional french music in it. I downloaded this completely legally, you can too right here: <a href="http://www.mysticforest.fr.st/">http://www.mysticforest.fr.st/</a>.</font></p><p /><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />something french. the title means &quot;If the Woods Could Talk.&quot; Sounds interesting. I just may look up the lyrics. </font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-01T05:12:25-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[blog entry #666]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I've been a member at a heavy metal forum (<a href="http://thegauntlet.com/forums">http://thegauntlet.com/forums</a>) for quite some time now, and to celebrate my 1000th post, I want to change my screenname there. any ideas for a new name?</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-02T06:12:47-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Satyricon]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>In a couple hours I'm going to San Francisco for the <font color="#990000">Satyricon</font> concert. They will be playing with <font color="#990000">3 Inches of Blood</font> (the one song I've heard is pretty good) and two bands I've never heard of: <font color="#990000">Infernal Majesty</font> (cool name) and <font color="#990000">Artificium Sanguis</font> (another cool name). <font color="#990000">Satyricon</font> is, for those of you who don't already know, an awesome black metal band, and this is the last date of their first US tour. Their regular drummer,<font color="#000099"> Frost</font>, won't be there, because the United States sucks and won't give him a travel visa (something about felony convictions...), so <font color="#000099">Joey Jordison</font> (<font color="#990000">Slipknot</font>) is going to be filling in for him. This is okay because Joey is a good drummer, although I don't really like his regular band.</p><p> </p><p>This will be my first extreme metal concert, and I'm filled with excitement as well as a kind of nervousness. I'm not too sure what to expect, but I think it'll be a great show. I'm a scrawny guy, so here's hoping I don't die in the pit. =)</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-03T05:12:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[it's 2:14AM and my ears are ringing even louder]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I just got back from San Francisco and SATYRICON FUCKING ROCKED! It was an incredible show! Satyricon was amazing pure black fucking metal! </p><p /><p>There was a shitty brutal death metal opening band who's name I don't remember (it was different from what I read on the interenet). Then 3 Inches of Blood played. They were really good. I loved the vocals. And I guess they had better be good with two people doing only vocals in the band. Then came Satyricon. As soon as they marched into the room everybody was ecstatic. They played an amazing one hour long set including Fuel for Hatred, which was a croud favorite, and then we got them to come back for an encore. They then played a Bathory cover that was fucking awesome. And after that Satyr said to the croud, &quot;are you ready for some Norwegian black metal?!&quot; and they played Mother North and it was so incredible I can't put it into words. I'm not feeling too sore from the pit yet, but I'm sure that will come after I sleep. I was right at the front of the stage for most of the Satyricon show, and I even got hit with the guitarist's hair once. What an amazing night. now sleep.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-06T02:12:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[If only it were true...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html">http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html</a></p><p /><p>Note: This is not a real news article, and CNN will probably have this site shut down soon, so look at it while you can.</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-12-06T06:12:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[weird people...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/afp/20041206/ts_alt_afp/us_ebay_offbeat_041206190301">http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/afp/20041206/ts_alt_afp/us_ebay_offbeat_041206190301</a></p><p /><p>Almost as good as the grilled cheese with the mother mary.</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-12-07T04:12:33-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[my family]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>This is an excerpt from an article about the newly appointed Secretary of Agriculture of the United States. The name in bold is my second cousin.</p><p /><p><em>&quot;Missouri Farm Bureau President <strong>Charles Kruse</strong> was short-listed by the White House early. Karl Rove calls Kruse his &quot;favorite farmer,&quot; a near anointment of the Bootheel producer. He's a fervent free trader and worked Missouri like a mule to turn the supposed swing state into a solid red state in 2004.&quot;</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>I'm just so proud to have Karl Rove's favorite farmer in my family. Too bad he didn't get the appointment.</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Satyricon</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Black Lava</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black metal</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Mayhem, Emperor, Darkthrone, Dimmu Borgir</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****(out of 5*s) This is off their new album, Volcano, which I haven't stopped listening to since I bought it at the concert last week. I really like the album, and this song particularly. 15 minutes of doomish black metal goodness.</font></p><p /><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Lyrics:</font><font color="#0000ff"><br />&quot;Black lava,</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">drifting down the moutain side.</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff">Black lava, you can't fight.&quot; etc.</font></p></p>
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  <category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>
  <dc:date>2004-12-07T04:12:47-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>twenty-two, the avenue,</p><p>that's the place where we all go</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-08T05:12:06-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[some sick somewhat-humor]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/midget0/Jorge.html">http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/midget0/Jorge.html</a></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-12-08T08:12:42-05:00</dc:date>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-10T04:12:31-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[RIP Dimebag]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Rest in peace &quot;Dimebag&quot; Darrell Abbott.<br /><br />You will be missed.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-14T02:12:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[fuck]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Stephanie and I got in a car accident this morning. We were driving down Carson Street, minding our own business, when suddenly a massive yellow truck pulled out directly in front of us. We collided with it at twenty five miles per hour before we even saw it. Both airbags deployed. Stephanie's car was almost completely destroyed. She wasn't wearing her seatbelt and so she got hurt worse than me (which still wasn't that bad). She hurt her knees enough for them to swell up pretty badly. I escaped unscathed. The fucking bastard who pulled out in front of us didn't have much damage to his truck. To add insult to injury, one of the cops asked Stephanie if she had been drinking (even though the accident was obviously the other guys fault). That whole accident was one hell of a way to ruin our days. At least we aren't badly hurt; that's all that really matters, right?</p><p /><p><font color="#800080">--Song du Jour-- </font></p><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Artist:</font> <font color="#0000ff">Magog</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p /><p><font color="#800080">Song:</font><font color="#0000ff"> Born of Desecration</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Genre: </font><font color="#0000ff">black metal/melodic death</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">For fans of: </font><font color="#0000ff">Emperor, Satyricon, At the Gates</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#800080">Rating: </font><font color="#0000ff">****1/2(out of 5*s) I love this song. It is way too melodic to be strictly black metal. Magog is a great band. I highly recommend them.</font></p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-14T05:12:11-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[there truly is a God...]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/there_truly_is_a_god.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Everyone, go to <a href="http://google.com">http://google.com</a> and do a regular search for the word &quot;failure&quot;. Guess who pops up as the first site? he he he.</p><p /><p /><p>music: <font color="#990000">So This is Freedom</font> by <font color="#339900">The Unseen</font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-12-16T01:12:36-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[schooooools out foreva...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><strong>It's OVER! HELL yeah!</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>the semester and (more importantly) my International Politics final are over. And I think I did a lot better than I feared on my final. I probably got a B.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>and on a more political note:</strong></p><p />Defense Missile for U.S. System Fails to Launch<p><font size="-1"><strong>By DAVID STOUT and JOHN H. CUSHMAN Jr. </strong></font><br /><img height="5" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/misc/spacer.gif" width="1"><br /><font class="publishDate">Published: December 16, 2004</font><br /><br /></p><p><img height="33" alt="W" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/dropcap/w.gif" width="46">ASHINGTON, Dec. 15 - An important test of the United States' fledgling missile defense system ended in failure early Wednesday as an interceptor rocket failed to launch on cue from the Marshall Islands, the Pentagon said.</p><p>After a rocket carrying a mock warhead as a target was launched from Kodiak, Alaska, the interceptor, which was intended to go aloft 16 minutes later and home in on the target 100 miles over the earth, automatically shut down because of &quot;an unknown anomaly,&quot; according to the Missile Defense Agency of the Defense Department.</p><p /><p /><p><strong>Ha. Who woulda thunk? That's 200 million of your taxpayer dollars hard at work.</strong></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2004-12-17T02:12:50-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Look For the Truth]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><br /><div align="center"><table style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><p style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(31,88,146); TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a title="Bands // Song Titles" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys.php?id=409">Bands // Song Titles</a></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><p style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 11px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(31,88,146); TEXT-ALIGN: center"><em>Created by <a title="User Profile" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/users.php?id=BourdiezFreak">BourdiezFreak</a> and taken 16851 times on <a title="bzoink!" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/">bzoink!</a></em></p></td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left"><strong><u>Iron Maiden</u></strong></td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Are you female or male:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Seventh Son of a Seventh Son</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe yourself:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">The Unbeliever</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">How do some people feel about you:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Man On the Edge</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">How do you feel about yourself:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">The Prisoner</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Run to the Hills</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left"><font size="1">The Clairvoyant</font></td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe where you want to be:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Where Eagles Dare</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe what you want to be:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Running Free</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe how you live:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Innocent Exile</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Describe how you love:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Hooks In You</td></tr><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(56,134,211); TEXT-ALIGN: right">Share a few words of wisdom:</td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(138,184,230); TEXT-ALIGN: left">Die With Your Boots On</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><p style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); PADDING-TOP: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(31,88,146); TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a title="Create a Survey" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/create.php">Create a Survey</a> | <a title="Search Surveys" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/search.php">Search Surveys</a> | <a title="bzoink!" style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)" href="http://www.bzoink.com/">Go to bzoink!</a></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-21T04:12:55-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[spiritual black dimensions]]></title>
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My new theme is Dimmu Borgir. They are one awesome band.<br /><br /><br />discuss.<br />
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  <dc:date>2004-12-22T12:12:03-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Reply to this post and...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><br /><br />1. I will tell you what song reminds me of you.<br />2. I will tell you what celebrity/public/fictional person you remind me of, either personality-wise or looks-wise.<br />3. I will give you one word that I associate with you when I think of you.<br />4. I will tell you what colors I associate with you.<br /><br />Then steal this for your blog and make someone else's day as well. (this was stolen by me from <a href="http://ghettofreak.mindsay.com/">ghettofreak</a>)</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-24T03:12:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA["I know origami!"]]></title>
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<img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dave88/images/matrix.gif" />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-25T04:12:59-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343899</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Happy Yuletide!</font></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-31T01:12:54-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[the James Hetfield hair watch]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_james_hetfield_hair_watch.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://hetfield.tarsierjungle.net/">http://hetfield.tarsierjungle.net/</a></p><p /><p>the James Hetfield hair watch. yes, it is just as pointless and funny as it sounds.</p><p /><p /><p /><p /><p /><p /><p>(James Hetfield is the frontman of the band Metallica, just so all of you uneducated cretans know)</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2004-12-31T01:12:49-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[The Second Annual SATAF Awards!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_second_annual_sataf_awards.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>second annual? wow. I guess that means I've been here on Mindsay for about a year now. crazy.</p><p /><p><img src="http://www.nettrophy.com/newimages/newtrophy_01.gif"></p><p /><p /><p><strong><u>ALBUMS: </u></strong>(I've discovered an amazing amount of music over the past year. A year ago I listened to mostly punk with a little Metallica or Megadeth thrown in every once in a while, but over the past year my musical tastes have grown tremendously, mostly in the direction of metal, extreme or otherwise. Don't worry, you should still see some punk in the mix.)</p><p /><p /><p><strong>1. Dimmu Borgir - Death Cult Armageddon:</strong> Dimmu Borgir is in my opinion one of the most tallented bands in existence today. Their twist on black metal with far more orchestral and epic metal achievements than their more &quot;true&quot; and &quot;kvlt&quot; black metal counterparts has gained them some much deserved recognition and Ozzfest infamy in the past year. Although many a &quot;true&quot; black metal fan says that they became mainstream and therefore almost as bad as nu metal after Stormblast, I think that most metalheads will come to realize that the direction they are taking their music is into the future of metal rather than dwelling in the joyful misery of black metal's past. This album particularly incompasses their brilliant songwriting and musicianship with an amazing epic feel that few bands can match.</p><p /><p><strong>2. Anti-Flag - Underground Network:</strong> Anti-Flag keeps the joy of punk alive for me in these times when any band who spends a few hundred dollars at Hot Topic and allows themselves to be ass-raped by MTV's evil corporate executives can be the next &quot;Good&quot; Charlotte &quot;punk&quot; superstars. This album is chock full of the political rants and tirades that are the basis of Anti-Flag's inspired lyrics, from the historical and unpatriotic Stars and Stripes to the nuclear perspective of Vieques, Puerto Rico: Bikini Revisited<font face="times new roman,times,serif">.</font> Anti-Flag also back it up musically with some great guitar riffs and nice basslines by the trusty &quot;#2&quot;. This is an album that will make you want to change the world, or at least chant along.</p><p /><p><strong>3. Megadeth - The System Has Failed:</strong> This is quite possibly the heaviest Megadeth album yet. It has awesome riffs and solos galore. There is even a song that I think is dedicated to Dave Mustaine's feelings toward James Hetfield. My favorite Megadeth album remains Youthanasia (don't ask me why...everyone else hates that one...), but this is an album that will stay in my cd player for a long, long time.</p><p /><p><strong>4. Satyricon - Volcano:</strong> I wasn't expecting the greatest cd when I bought this one, but it was quite the pleasant surprise. Extra heavy, yet surprisingly clean-cut black metal. I could never have truly appreciated this band before I saw them perform. I'm still not over it.</p><p /><p><strong>5. Tidfall - Nucleus:</strong> Tidfall seems to be the industrial, or maybe even electronica, version of Dimmu Borgir. If you like metal or you like techno, this cd would be a good buy. Some of the musical progressions are just genius. This is the only cd I have ever bought before hearing any songs by the band, but it turned out especially well.</p><p /><p><strong>6. Simon and Garfunkel - The Essential Simon and Garfunkel:</strong> I just got this cd for christmas, so I'm still digesting it, but it's pretty clear to me that it will be one of my lasting favorites. It's actually a two disc set with all of their classic songs: <em>Mrs. Robinson, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Feeling Groovy, The Boxer,</em> and my personal favorite <em>Sounds of Silence</em> along with a lot of great songs I hadn't heard before. Paul Simon is really one of the best songwriters ever.</p><p /><p>well, I was going to move on to movies and video games now, but I'm feeling pretty sleepy, so I'll save those for my next entry. stay tuned...</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-05T01:01:00-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[My new year's resolution.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/my_new_years_resolution.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><table style="BORDER-RIGHT: black 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: black 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: black 1px solid; COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: white" width="300" align="center"><tr><td><p align="center">In the year 2005 I resolve to:<br />Start a cult. </p><p align="right"><a style="COLOR: red" href="http://resolution.geek-foo.net/">Get your resolution here</a></p></td></tr></table></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-05T08:01:12-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[a final letter from John Kerry]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/a_final_letter_from_john_kerry.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><font face="Tahoma" color="#333333" size="2">I have been getting these emails from johnkerry.com since around October, and I thought this one I received today was interesting: </font><p><em></em></p><p><em>Dear Martin,</em></p><p><em>No American citizen should wake up the morning after the election and worry their vote wasn't counted. No citizen should be denied at the polls if they are eligible to vote. And, as the greatest, wealthiest nation on earth, our citizens should never be forced to vote on old, unaccountable and non transparent voting machines from companies controlled by partisan activists.</em></p><p><em>Tomorrow, members of Congress will meet to certify the results of the 2004 presidential election. I will not be taking part in a formal protest of the Ohio Electors.</em></p><p><em>Despite widespread reports of irregularities, questionable practices by some election officials and instances of lawful voters being denied the right to vote, our legal teams on the ground have found no evidence that would change the outcome of the election.</em></p><p><em>But, that does not mean we should abandon our commitment to addressing those problems that happened in Ohio. We must act today to make sure they never happen again.</em></p><p><em>I urge you to join me in using this occasion to highlight our demand that Congress commit itself this year to reforming the electoral system. A Presidential election is a national federal election but we have different standards in different states for casting and counting votes. We need a national federal standard to solve the problems that occurred in the 2004 election. I will propose legislation to help achieve this.</em></p><p><em>Florida 2000 was a wake up call. But the Republicans who control Congress ignored it. Will they now ignore what happened in 2004?</em></p><p><em>There are nearly 3,000,000 of you receiving this email. We accomplished so much together during the campaign. Now let's use our power to make sure that at least one good thing comes from the voting rights problems of the 2004 election. If we want to force real action on election reform, we've got to demand that congressional leaders hold full hearings. Make sure they hear from you and help hold them accountable.</em></p><p><em>Speaker Dennis Hastert: 1-202-225-0600<br />Leader Bill Frist: 1-202-224-3135</em></p><p><em>And please report that you've made your call right here:<br /></em><a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/signup/electoral_reform.php" target="_blank"><font face="tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" size="2"><em>http://www.johnkerry.com/signup/electoral_reform.php</em></font></a></p><p><em>I want every vote counted because Americans have to know that the votes they stood in line for, fought for, and strived so hard to cast in an election, are counted. We must make sure there are no questions or doubts in future elections. It's critical to our democracy that we investigate and act to prevent voting irregularities and voter intimidation across the country. We can't stand still as Congressional leaders seek to sweep well-founded voter concerns under the rug.</em></p><p><em>Please join with me in calling Speaker Hastert and Leader Frist and telling them that you want action on election reform now.</em></p><p><em>A recent report from Representative John Conyers (D-Michigan) reveals very troubling questions that have not yet been answered by Ohio election officials. I commend the Democratic National Committee for its announcement this week that the DNC will be investing resources and reaching out to non-partisan academics in a long term study of Ohio voting irregularities. I am only sorry that we haven't seen the same from Ohio Secretary of State Blackwell and GOP officials.</em></p><p><em>Congress must play a positive, proactive role on this issue. That's why I will soon introduce legislation to reform our election system, ensuring transparency and accountability in our voting system and that all Americans have an opportunity to vote and have their vote counted.</em></p><p><em>Please remember to let us know that you made your call when you're done. We're hoping to ensure House and Senate leaders' offices hear our demand for action on election reform in meaningful way. Please take a moment to let us know you have made your call here: </em><a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/signup/electoral_reform.php" target="_blank"><font face="tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" size="2"><em>http://www.johnkerry.com/signup/electoral_reform.php</em></font></a></p><p><em>Thank you,</em></p><p><em>John Kerry</em></p><p><em>P.S. Thanks to all those who participated in our USO &quot;phone home&quot; campaign last week. The totals are coming in from the USO, and they are thrilled with your generosity and support for our brave men and women in uniform. We will send you totals as we get them.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p /><p>I think we should all follow through and call the Republican leaders. Not because I think they will give a shit, but because I think it'll be fun to harass their secretaries for being associated with this.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-06T01:01:29-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[a quiz for people who know me and/or are bored]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/a_quiz_for_people_who_know_me_andor_are_bored.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I made a Quiz for you! <a href="http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz_IM.php?quizname=050106015014-682963">Take my Quiz!</a> and then <a href="http://www.quizyourfriends.com/scoreboard.php?quizname=050106015014-682963">Check out the Scoreboard!</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-06T03:01:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[which doomsday cult do you belong in?]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/which_doomsday_cult_do_you_belong_in.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=1387">"Which doomsday cult do you belong in?"<br><img src="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz/1387/res1.jpg"></a><br><b>Aum Shinri Kyo</b><br>You belong in the Aum Shinri Kyo---or the absolute truth.  You failed miserably at most of your mass murder attempts, and the final results were 12 dead, and 5,000 wounded.</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-06T06:01:34-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[God Bless Afghanistan, Let's Bomb Their Homes!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/god_bless_afghanistan_lets_bomb_their_homes.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>These ribbon stickers are getting out of hand. I remember when I used to see pink ribbons on people's cars and it meant they had donated money to breast cancer research. Now just about every car I see has a ribbon on the back saying something like &quot;Support Our Troops&quot; or &quot;God Bless America&quot; or &quot;I'm a Greedy Capitalist Who Feels Better About Himself By Slapping a Two Dollar Sticker on My Terrorism-Supporting, Gas Guzzling SUV&quot;. They're worse than the jesus fish! Often SUVs I see driving down the street will have at least ten of each of these stickers. Is there no end to the sticker insanity?! <br /><br />Other than the downright ugliness, the problem I have with these &quot;Support Our Troops&quot; and &quot;God Bless America&quot; stickers is that the messages are incredibly selfish. There are very few &quot;God bless the people of the world&quot; bumper stickers. Why's that? It's because Americans, quite frankly, don't give a shit about anybody else. American's only want God to bless America. Satan can have the rest of the world. No other country thinks this way. There aren't any &quot;God Bless Mozambique&quot; sickers or &quot;Support The Troops of Micronesia&quot; bumber stickers. This is partly because most of the people in the world can't afford a car. But it's mostly because Americans are the most seflish people in the world. Americans don't think about how their SUVs are contributing to global warming, which will make tsunamis a common occurance in Asia. Americans don't think about how global warming will cause the displacement of 10,000 people in Bangladesh. Americans don't think about how many thousands of civilians have died in Iraq and Afghanistan. Americans only think about the cash that's in their own pockets.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-07T01:01:55-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Joinked from Kaseitsuki's blog]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/joinked_from_kaseitsukis_blog.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><font face="Arial">(A) First, recommend to me: <br />1. a movie: <br />2. a book: <br />3. a musical artist, song, or album: <br />(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. I'll answer what I can. <br />(C) Copy this and paste it in your journal</font></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-10T10:01:22-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[textbook fascists]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/textbook_fascists.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>$427.55 for textbooks for my four college classes. That's less than last semester though.Who the hell is getting all this money?!</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-14T07:01:57-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[BUllSHit.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/bullshit.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>President Bush said yesterday that he doesn't &quot;see how you can be president without a relationship with the Lord.&quot;</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-18T07:01:19-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[We are all humans, let's start to prove it.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/we_are_all_humans_lets_start_to_prove_it.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>So, when I was in San Francisco this past weekend, I purchased a pirated photo-transfer t-shirt of a picture of Che Guevara shooting a pistol. I think it was quite fitting that I bought a faked Che shirt from some guy on the street. Capitalist stores should not be allowed to sell shirts with Che's image on them. But that's a topic for another rant.<br /><br />I was thinking about how the picture is of Che firing a gun. As a socialist extremist, I idolize Che and the revolutionary struggle of people around the world. But I really can't imagine myself following in Che's footsteps. I am not in any way a violent person. I don't know that I would really be able to sacrifice my life for a just cause. I would definitely not be able to take someone else's life for the cause. Maybe I am just soft from having grown up in a comfortable American, bourgeois home. Or maybe I am not nearly the revolutionary I had always imagined I would be. Is it because I just don't care enough? Or is the cause not worth losing my pacifism?<br /><br />Now, I'm sure I sound like a lunatic to many of you reading this, but I just had to write it. I will never be Che. I will never be a revolutionary. I will never make a real difference, because I have come to realize that organized rebellion is probably the only way to make change come at more than a snail's pace. Violence and money are the only real means of influence in human society, and I will have neither.<br /><br /><br />  <br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">music:  Hellraiser by Entombed</span><br />
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  <dc:date>2005-01-18T09:01:34-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[New Judas Priest]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/new_judas_priest.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><br /><a href="http://www.sonymusic.co.uk/uk/disc.php?id=9014760&lang=eng&cat=519300">new priest</a><br /><br />I thought it sounded pretty good.<br /></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-19T08:01:36-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[deep thoughts]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/deep_thoughts.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Has anyone else noticed that when you are walking, and you start thinking about walking, it becomes harder to walk 'naturally'? I think this can happen with a lot of things. If we think too hard about the small things in our life, they become impossible obstacles to surmount.<br /><br /><br />that's my deep thought for the day.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-20T03:01:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[In honor of inaugeration day]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/in_honor_of_inaugeration_day.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea<br />
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath<br />
because he knows the time is short<br />
Let him who hath understanding<br />
reckon the number of the beast<br />
for it is a human number<br />
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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  <dc:date>2005-01-20T10:01:34-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343914</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><br />
<img src="http://www.aperfectcircle.com/posters/poster06.jpg">
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<p>
I got this picture off the web site of the band A Perfect Circle.</p>
you can go to <a href="http://www.aperfectcircle.com/">www.aperfectcircle.com</a> and keep pushing refresh to see more. I don't like their music all that much, but I like their politics a lot.</p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-21T10:01:23-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[acapellica]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/acapellica.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<a href="http://www.purevolume.com/acapellica">acapellica</a><br /><br /><br />funny, yet cool, music. If you like metal, or want a laugh, I recommend a download or two.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-24T10:01:37-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[yAy for more political eye-gouging!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/yay_for_more_political_eyegouging.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>This is part of a political discussion I'm having on 
<a href="http://unicornsonata.mindsay.com">UnicornSonata's blog.</a> I think I'm right. :) Go check it out and add your input as well.

<br />
<p><br />
I am a liberal. Yet, surprisingly, I care about morals too. I think that killing is wrong. I think that oppression is wrong. You can call those religious values if you like, or just plain common sense. But how is it that I can be a liberal and have morals? How can I want equal treatment for gay people and not want the public schools to sponsor a specific religion, yet still have morals? I think it is quite clear that I voted for Kerry for moral values that are just as valid as the reasons you voted for Bush.

I am a white heterosexual protestant (like you mentioned). I want to have rights too. I just don't want to take away other people's rights. Is that so morally wrong?

You can say that I'm treating my country like shit by questioning those in power, but I say that I'M the true patriot, not you. It would not be a democracy if everyone was like you and didn't question the actions of the government. I say Bush is a bad president because I care about the future of America. I say that there should be separation of church and state because I care about what the founders of our country intended. I say that everyone in America should be free because I care about democracy.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-01-26T02:01:37-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[US Brings Democracy to the World]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/us_brings_democracy_to_the_world.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<b>Insurgents Vowing to Kill Iraqis Who Brave the Polls on Sunday</b>



By DEXTER FILKINS 


<img width="1" height="5" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/misc/spacer.gif" /><br />
<font class="publishDate">Published: January 26, 2005</font><br /><br />



 <p><img width="30" height="32" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/dropcap/b.gif" alt="B" />AGHDAD, Iraq, Jan. 25 - The black sedan made its way down Madaris Street, the young men inside tossing leaflets out the window.</p><p>&quot;This
is a final warning to all of those who plan to participate in the
election,&quot; the leaflets said. &quot;We vow to wash the streets of Baghdad
with the voters' blood.&quot;</p><p>Thus was the war over Sunday's
nationwide elections crystallized in a single incident on Tuesday in
Mashtal, an ethnically mixed neighborhood on the eastern edge of
Baghdad, where many Iraqis say they would like to vote, and where a
small, determined group of people are doing everything they can to stop
them.</p><p>The leaflets, like many turning up on sidewalks and
doorsteps across the capital, were chilling in their detail: they
warned Iraqis to stay at least 500 yards away from voting booths, for
each would be the potential target of a rocket, mortar shell or car
bomb. The leaflet suggested that Iraqis stay away from their windows,
too, in case of blasts.</p><p> &quot;To those of you who think you can vote
and then run away,&quot; the leaflet warned, &quot;we will shadow you and catch
you, and we will cut off your heads and the heads of your children.&quot;</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-26T05:01:02-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[boring personal post]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/boring_personal_post.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I just had an interview for a work-study job here at UOP. The job title is something like &quot;Recycling Assistant.&quot; The hours would be 2-3 hours a day, 5 days a week at $6.75 an hour. I want the job so I don't always feel like I'm spending money (on food and other such things) that is in my savings for college. After the interview I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I'm sorta-kinda friends with the girl that interviewed me (sorta-kinda because she was in one of my classes last semester, but we haven't really talked outside of that class). Also, she was impressed that I brought a resume (even though I made the resume in like twenty minutes this morning, so it's pretty brief and crappy). So hopefully that'll score me points. But the bad news is that like six or seven people applied for the job. I thought there might be one or two other people, but I didn't expect this kind of competition. But I know what you're all saying: &quot;That's not a problem Martin. Just 'remove' the competition with your katana and some chloroform stolen from the chemistry lab.&quot; Well, I wish it was that simple, I mean, I would be helping the environment by killing those wasteful, poluting humans, so they should give me the job just for that. But, unfortunately, I don't think they would let me leave the prison to work at the job, so it would be pointless. Well, I'm going to go to the environmental club meeting tonight, so maybe that'll score me points too.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 204);">music: Pantera - Cemetary Gates</span><br />
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  <dc:date>2005-01-28T07:01:44-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[lots and lots of pictures.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/lots_and_lots_of_pictures.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><div class="subject"><div id="subject346906">google image search game... whee</div> </div>
        fun fun <br />1. go to google image search. <br />2. type your answers to the question. ruin alot of websites bandwidths by linking the images here. <br />3. laugh and be merry with the results. <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br />first car? <br /><img src="http://www.utexas.edu/learn/graphics/graphics/car.jpg"><br /><br /> <br />name? <br /><img src="http://www.unofficialweddingalbum.com/go/speights-taylor/related_events/honeymoon/images/022%20St%20Martin,%20Heather.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />grandmothers name? <br /><img src="http://www.sunnygacres.com/Dorie%20kissing%20Dexter.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />where did you grow up? <br /><img src="http://www.thelabelman.com/labels/apple/APsawmillpeak.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />where do you live now? <br /><img src="http://www.nw.com/mkl/trains/stockton-tower-2.gif"> <br /><br /> <br />favorite fruit? <br /><img src="http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/starfruit.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />favorite drink? <br /><img src="http://www.jimmysomerville.co.uk/root.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />place? <br />img src=&quot;http://www.goscandinavia.com/postcard/images/norway_large.jpg&quot;&gt; <br /><br /> <br />Song? <br /><img src="http://www.exoticsportz.com/oldsite/Seattle-Riot_tippmann.jpg"> <br /><br /> <br />color? 
<img src="http://www.giftcloset.com/fabrics/images/Green_Large.jpg"></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-01-29T03:01:40-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[carnageinc.com free mp3s]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/carnageinccom_free_mp3s.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I have nothing interesting to say, as usual, so here's a plug for a web site that I think is really cool. <a href="http://carnageinc.com/">carnageinc.com</a><br />You can register for free and it allows you access to lots of free and legal death/black/thrash metal (with a little bit of assorted progressive, and other less extreme metal) mp3 downloads. It's run by some guys from a metal forum that I go to, and they know their shit, and therefore have some great stuff to download.<br />
<br />current music: NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-02-01T09:02:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[future blog topics]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/future_blog_topics.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
To fill the empty void that is my blogging creativity, I'm going to place the burden on all of you.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Each person who reads this post needs to give me a topic to rant about.</span><br /><br />I probably won't say exactly what you want me to say about the subject, but that's the risk you'll have to take.<br /><br />now, post away.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 102);">music: Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire (&quot;you shall DIE!&quot; )</span><br />
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  <dc:date>2005-02-02T10:02:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Sexual Morals for Jim]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/sexual_morals_for_jim.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
How come the people who are so against sexual thought are so often the same fundamentalist christians who believe that God wants them to be fruitful and multiply? Seems like they'd be FOR sexual thought; maybe put a centerfold in the Bible...Miss Deuteronomy...<br /><br />Thought I'd open it up with a paraphrase from comedian and part time philosopher, Bill Hicks. Now on to my own thoughts:<br /><br />This may seem like a no-brainer, but I really can't understand why people feel they need to regulate what someone else does with their own genitalia. If you don't see it, and it ain't hurtin' someone else, what's the big deal?<br />Well, the state of Alabama didn't think this was so obvious. Alabama currently has a ban on sex toys.<br /> <img src="http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/alabamaspecial.jpg" /><br />That's right. Guns are okay, but no sex toys. I also read that in some communities, ultra-&quot;Christians&quot; go into grocery stores and cut up the cucumbers and other elongated produce to prevent its use as a substitute. But as in all times of oppression, there is an underground resistance. They had this to say on their website: &quot;You can have our <a href="http://www.jlist.com/ADULTTOYS/">Hello Kitty vibes</a> and <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/cup_o_pussy_014845.php">Cup-'o-Pussys</a> when you pry them from our cold, dead hands, Alabama governor <a href="http://www.governor.state.al.us/">Bob Riley</a>.&quot; (Note: I haven't checked the links out, so they may not be work safe, if you know what I mean.) <br /><br />In conclusion, if you think your particular sexuality, or lack thereof, makes you a better person than someone else, take a look around the world we live in and shut your mouth.</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-02-03T08:02:31-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[damn the Man! - for Chris]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/damn_the_man_for_chris.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
Breaking news! Metallica STILL doesn't have enough money! Time for a lawsuit against kazaa and WinMX and Morpheus and Soulseek and DC++ and that guy in Mexico who sold me a bootleg cd (it was actually a Santana cd, but that won't stop Metallica's lawsuit).<br /><br />If the rampant Internet music theft isn't stopped, then some bands like Metallica might have to start making good music again to keep their 4 Mercedes-Benz SUVs and their 75 foot yachts in the Caribbean. click <a href="http://www.metallicamp.de/index/pics/lars4.jpg">here</a> for a quality picture of Lars that I found through a google search.<br /> <br />Let's face it, most famous musicians in our society are not much different than prostitutes. They whore themselves on radio and tv for product advertisement and profit rather than making music. But as Bill Hicks would say, &quot;Any musician who sells a product on television is forever banned from the halls of art.&quot;<br /><br />I have downloaded more music than just about anyone I know, some of it legally, most of it illegally. Yet, I still have purchased a good number of cds. In fact, Internet downloading of music has caused me to buy MORE cds than I would have otherwise! You know why? Because I only find out about new music that I like through the Internet. I have only bought one or two cds purely because of songs I've heard on the radio or elsewhere. The rest of my cd collection is due to music downloading. Like most people, I don't want to buy a cd from a band that I haven't heard. It's too much of a risk for my 18 dollars. Instead I download to find out if I like some music enough to purchase a cd.<br /><br />Some bands have caught on that music downloading isn't harming them any more than, say, the radio. These bands have free downloads available LEGALLY on their websites. In fact, there's a site on my links list ( over there--&gt; ) that is dedicated solely to legal metal music downloads.<br /><br />In conclusion, if a band wants to make money, they should make good music and go on tour, and if they really are good, they'll make more money than any of the rest of us. <br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 102);">music: Satyricon - Black Lava</span><br /></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-02-09T02:02:16-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[HAARP conspiracy for Heather]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/haarp_conspiracy_for_heather.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>HAARP--High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program<br /><br /><br />At the request of my good friend Heather, I undertook the assignment of reading and ranting about the most recent entry of Conspiracy (http://conspiracy.mindsay.com/). The body of the entry focuses on the possible motivations of the George Bush regime in regards to foreign policy and war. This I found to be as likely as any other explanation of Bush's motives, so it seemed to hardly merit the label 'conspiracy'. <br /><br />However, the ending was a genuine attempt to live up to the name. Conspiracy suggests that the recent devastating tsunami in Asia is man-made.<br /><br />The HAARP program in Alaska has been the subject of many a theory, mostly involving a US government attempt at mind control of the entire population, only protected against by fashioning hats of tinfoil. I won't go into those theories, but I'm sure you will all realize the absurdity that I view them with.<br /><br />However, the HAARP program has been the target of a new theory: the human-created cause of the tsunami. The theory claims that the US government used the electromagnetic waves
generated by the massive HAARP radio-satellite dish to put enough stress on the Earth's tectonic plates
beneath the Indian Ocean to create a devastating tsunami. The
motivation behind this action was a dual desire to be seen in a more
positive light by the Muslim world (through disaster aid packages), and
to reduce the hostile population of some of the largest Muslim
countries.  Although I tried to keep an open mind while doing my brief research, I have several problems with the theory:<br /><br />1)   I think that the supposed goals accomplished by the US government's 'tsunami creation operation' could have been accomplished much more easily and more efficiently through other means. A viral epidemic comes to mind, but I'm sure there are plenty of other ways in which these goals could have been attempted, if they were in fact goals of the US government.<br /><br />2)   Just as I am sceptical of HAARP's mind control capabilities, I am disbelieving of it's ability to create such a tsunami. I think that it is possible for a tsunami to be created through human actions, such as an underwater atomic explosion, but I have seen nothing to convince me that the waves generated by a satellite dish in Alaska can have the power to shift tectonic plates a mile or more under the ocean. <br /><br />I applaud peoples' efforts to find the truth for themselves, and I don't think the label 'conspiracy' should be thrown around the way it is. However, there are some times when people should realize the limits of rationality. It is a very unlikely explanation that the tsunami was caused by the HAARP program as part of US government subversion.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 102);">music:  Pantera - Electric Funeral</span><br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-11T03:02:32-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[become a Republican]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/become_a_republican.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
The best flash cartoon ever:  <a href="http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/25540/">Sick of losing elections?</a>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-15T07:02:30-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Groundhog Day]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/groundhog_day.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;" class="MsoNormal"><b><font size="2" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Groundhog Day and </span></font></b><b><font size="2" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">the State of the Union Address were the same day. <br /></span></font></b><br /><b><font size="2" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">As Air </span></font></b><b><font size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">America</span></font></b><b><font size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"> Radio pointed out, </span></font></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="2" face="Arial"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><font size="3">
It is an ironic juxtaposition:  One involves a meaningless ritual in which
we look to a creature of little intelligence for a prognostication, and
the other involves a groundhog.</font></span></font></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-02-16T10:02:24-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[what you were all dying to know this Valentine's Day]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/what_you_were_all_dying_to_know_this_valentines_day.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><ul><li>The average speed of a male orgasm is 28mph.</li><li>The smallest penis ever recorded was 5/8 of an inch.</li><li>The average size of a white man's hard-on: 6.2 inches.</li><li>The average size of a black man's hard-on: 6.3 inches.</li><li>75% of men orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration.</li><li>Sex helps relieve symptoms of asthma.</li><li>Having sex 3 times a week burns as many calories as running 75 miles per year.</li><li>In Japan, condoms are sold door to door by women.</li><li>100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur each day.</li><li>Semen has only 5 calories per teaspoon.</li><li>75% of all males are 6 inches or less in length.</li><li>About 50% of women has one breast that is bigger than the other.</li><li>College women are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.<br /></li></ul>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-22T05:02:38-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[and on the Eighth day, Satan made video games, and God saw that it was evil...]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/and_on_the_eighth_day_satan_made_video_games_and_god_saw_that_it_was_evil.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
I've realized that of all the video games I've played, I did not actually complete most of them. So, here are the<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Video Games I have played all the way through (listed by platform and alphabetically):<br /></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Nintendo Entertainment System:<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);">Kirby's Adventure</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);" /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);">Mario 2</span><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Super Nintendo Entertainment System:</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><br />Bust-a-Move</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Chrono Trigger</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);"><br />Donkey Kong Country</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Final Fantasy 5</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Final Fantasy 6</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);"><br />Kirby Superstar</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past</span><br />Super Mario Kart<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);">Super Mario World</span><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Playstation:</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Chrono Cross</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Civilization II</span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Final Fantasy 7</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />Spyro 2: Rypto's Rage</span><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Playstation 2:</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Kingdom Hearts</span><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Gameboy Advance:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);"><br />Kirby and the Amazing Mirror</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 0);"><br />Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">RPGs listed in red</span>, <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Adventure games listed in blue</span>, <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Scroller-style games listed in green</span>, <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Strategy games listed in orange</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">, other games listed in black</span></span><br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-23T10:02:49-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[great day in music?]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/great_day_in_music.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
KoRn guitarist Brian &quot;Head&quot; Welch has resigned from the band. Apparently he found Jesus and decided that Korn's music and videos were no longer appropriate for his beliefs. &quot;KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end,&quot; a statement from the band reads. &quot;KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for.&quot; Unfortunately, this probably won't be the end of the band. My guess is that it won't be too hard to find someone to fill the position, since Korn isn't the most technically skilled band out there. <p>My favorite joke about this was the painfully obvious: &quot;Korn gives Head to Jesus.&quot;<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/kushkage/jesushead.jpg">
<br /> <br />
But wait, there's more. Blink 182 has broken up. Well, it's officially just an &quot;indefinite haitus&quot;, but it sounds to me like this is the end. I dunno, they're the embodiment of pop-punk for my generation, so I'm kinda sad to see them go. Not that I'm a big fan or anything (they're pretty bad), I'm just feeling nostalgic or something. Why, oh why couldn't it have been &quot;Good&quot; Charlotte instead?!</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-24T01:02:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[a little help from my political friends? Champy, Jim, Ghettofreak, etc.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/a_little_help_from_my_political_friends_champy_jim_ghettofreak_etc.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>hey guys, I need some help. Last night someone came by my dormroom and asked me if I would like to take part in a political debate, sponsored by the Campus Republican Club. Apparently they had caught word that I am quite liberal. I readily agreed, and I'm fairly excited about the debate. But, now that I put a little more thought into it, it seems like they are probably trying to set me up to be roasted. I mean, they didn't give me notice until the night before the debate (which is going to be tonight), and all of the questions will come from members of the audience (probably also members of the Republican Club).<br /><br />So, I really have no idea what topics are going to be brought up, and I don't want to end up making an ass out of myself. I'm going to look up some statistics and facts and whatnot before tonight, just to be prepared for some of the probable topics (terrorism, Iraq, gay marriage). What do all of you think I should prepare for? Do you have any zingers I should take up there with me? And what should I say about social security, in order to best represent liberals (I don't really know much at all about social security, so I don't have much of a personal opinion)?<br /><br />I'm going to try to get a couple of my liberal friends to show up, so hopefully there'll be at least a couple non-republicans there. I also want to try to prepare some loaded questions for them to ask, so as to even things out a bit. Any suggestions for a good loaded question or two?<br /><br />Thanks a lot everyone. Wish me luck.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-02-28T02:02:40-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Things about this week that suck:]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/things_about_this_week_that_suck.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<ol><li>Chemistry midterm</li><li>Calculus midterm</li><li>Mentor paper</li><li>Calculus project (I have no idea what I'm going to do with this...)</li><li>Computer Science project (this would normally be quite fun, but not when piled up with everything else)</li><li>my parents' birthdays (and I don't have anything to give them)<br /></li><li>not being with Stephanie</li></ol><br />What's in Sataf's cd player? <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Cradle of Filth ~ Damnation and a Day</span><br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-03-03T10:03:27-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343935</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Look, our president has a message for you! --&gt;
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[revenge of the sith]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-03-09T02:03:33-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[could it be a comeback?]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/could_it_be_a_comeback.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I finally got around to watching the trailer for the upcoming third episode of the Star Wars saga. As many of you probably know, I have an unhealthy obsession over the original Star Wars trilogy. But, as most serious fans, I was dissapointed and, dare I say, disillusioned by the first two prequels. Don't get me wrong, they are still fun movies to watch, but they hardly met my Star Wars level expectations. Some of the acting and screenwriting was just downright aweful, and it seemed that George Lucas tried to cover up that fact with some fancy special effects that weren't really pleasing to the hardcore fan such as myself. But, now I finally got around to watching the trailer for the upcoming final prequel, and I must admit that I am literally shaking in anticipation. Despite my hatred for Hayden Christiansen, he is starting to look the part of the evil traitor jedi. This is where the whole saga comes together into a climax of sorts, and it could make or break Lucas' attempt at the prequels. But the trailer made me feel optimistic, even quite excited. It better be an amazing movie with a depressing ending, for George Lucas' sake, but things are looking good. A space battle over Corescant, a scene at the Wookie home planet of Kashyyk, the systematic destruction of the jedi, and (best of all) Chewbacca played by Peter Mayhew, the original actor. These things make me feel giddy. I need to go lie down.<br /><br />view the trailor here: <a href="http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/trailer/teaser.html">Episode III teaser trailer</a><br /></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-03-14T11:03:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[...]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343937</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><br />
<img src="http://www.blog.az/skins/custom/images/bush_dick.jpg"></p>
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  <category><![CDATA[snowboarding]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[spicy pork]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[special olympics]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-03-15T11:03:33-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[spicy pork]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/spicy_pork.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Today I went snowboarding instead of going to my classes. It was great because the whole place was almost empty (it being tuesday and all) except for the Special Olympics downhill ski race that was happening. Unfortunately I got sunburned very badly (thanks to Shinta's voodoo doll). I look quite ridiculus with my neck and lower face beet red and the normal pasty white where my goggles were. Oh well, my sunburns usually go away fairly quickly.<br /><br />Sataf's cd player: <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 102);">The Essential Simon and Garfunkel disc 1</span><br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-03-15T11:03:57-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[does saving my soul have to be so annoying?]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/does_saving_my_soul_have_to_be_so_annoying.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>wow. Christian recruiters just came to my dorm room and spent like fifteen minutes harrassing my room-mate and I. That was quite creepy. I wonder who let them in the building.
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  <dc:date>2005-03-16T12:03:08-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343940</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I challenge anyone to a better sunburn than <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/baalzamon/sunburn.jpg">this.</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-03-28T11:03:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[This may be in bad taste,]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/this_may_be_in_bad_taste.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
but it's only payback for all the suffering I've endured at the hands of the media these past weeks.<br /><br /><a href="http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/">durrrr.blogspot.com</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[spicy pork]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[iraq]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-03-29T12:03:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Iraqi anniversary]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/iraqi_anniversary.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>A little late on my part, but here's a shout-out for one of the best blog entries in quite a while.<br /><br /><br />
<a href="http://krycek777.mindsay.com/?entry=13">Iraqi anniversary</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-03-29T10:03:04-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[plan on being offended]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/plan_on_being_offended.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
I have created another blog. It is not for the faint of heart. Please
do not proceed if you are easily offended. I merely intend to post any
sick/disturbing/offensive things that I find on the Internet. <a href="http://badtaste.mindsay.com/">badtaste.mindsay.com</a></p>
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  <category><![CDATA[iraq]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[cia]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[bush]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[intelligence]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[george w. bush]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-01T12:04:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343944</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Bush is blaming the CIA for giving him faulty intelligence about Iraq. Now, I'm no fan of the CIA, and they probably did have faulty intelligence, but isn't it kind of absurd that Bush is trying to shift the blame away from himself like this? Bush was in control of the CIA. He told them what information he wanted to hear, and they gave it to him, even if it wasn't the whole truth, or even remotely truthful. It is unethical on the part of the CIA to make things up just because they are what the president wants to hear, but it was brought on by Bush himself. He made it clear that he didn't want dissenting opinions or facts that didn't allign with his pre-September 11th Iraqi invasion plans. He even fired some people who weren't giving him &quot;constructive information.&quot; Maybe it's time to turn that investigation of the CIA towards the real culprit: President George W. Bush.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[spicy pork]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[good stuff]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[release the hounds of hell]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[voivod]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[annihilator]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[bubble wrap]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-07T07:04:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Hours and hours of entertainment]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/hours_and_hours_of_entertainment.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><br />
<a href="http://www.saab-stuff.com/pop.swf">Click here for a good time.</a></p>
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  <category><![CDATA[haunting]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[care bear]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[ethically challenged politicians]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-07T07:04:42-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Living Will]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/living_will.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.<br /><br />Under
no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of any peckerwood
doctors, or ethically challenged politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.<br /><br />If a
reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
martini straight up, cold beer, etc. (substitute your choice), it
should be presumed that I won't ever get better.  When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.<br /><br />Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of
the Legislature (State or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on
life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their
own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education
and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.<br /><br />Under
no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't
care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their
run for the presidency, it is my wish that they play politics with
someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.<br /><br />I
couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send emails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.<br /><br />If any
of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political
cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her
existence a living hell.<br /><br />________________   ______________<br /><br />Signature                
 Witness<br /><br /><br /><br />DATE__________       DATE_____________
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  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://sataf.mindsay.com/more_star_wars_episode_iii_news.mws</guid>
  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[revenge of the sith]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[episode iii]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[gay-den christiansen]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[ewok]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-11T11:04:54-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[more Star Wars Episode III news]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/more_star_wars_episode_iii_news.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
The newest trailer, entitled <span style="font-style: italic;">Dark Side Unleashed</span>, is short but badass. I'm starting to get excited enough to even not hate Hayden Christiansen. <br /><a href="http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/trailer/tv_unleashed.html">view it here</a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 51);">In Sataf's cd player: <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">Subhumans - From the Cradle to the Grave</span></span><br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[thursday]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[rwanda]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-13T12:04:46-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[a tough decision]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/a_tough_decision.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
This thursday evening, there are two events that I would like to attend. One of them involves seeing the President of Rwanda give a speech about the genocide that took place there. This one is required by this scholarship group that I am a part of, and it does seem somewhat interesting to me. The second event is a metal concert in San Francisco featuring Soilwork, Dark Tranquility, Hypocrisy and Mnemic. I must admit that this appeals to me much more. So, which event should I attend? and if you said the second, what is a good excuse for not going to the first?
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[pro-life]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[olympic bombing]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[bill hicks]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[global socialism]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-13T07:04:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[1996 Olympic bombing]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/1996_olympic_bombing.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
Do you all remember the 1996 summer Olympics in Atlanta? A bomb exploded, killing one and wounding over a hundred. Well, a man has pled guilty to the Olympic bombing, as well as three other bombings, all of abortion clinics. <br /><br />    <font size="-1" face="arial"><span style="font-style: italic;"> &quot;The purpose of the attack on July 27th
(1996) was to confound, anger and embarrass the Washington government
in the eyes of the world for its abominable sanctioning of abortion on
demand,&quot; Rudolph said in the statement, in which he also quotes the
Bible repeatedly, condemns homosexuality and complains that the
Olympics promote &quot;global socialism.&quot;</span><br /><br /><br /></font>
&quot;Pro-lifers killing people! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's a fucking hoot!&quot;
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  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://sataf.mindsay.com/all_you_ever_wanted_to_know_about_satanism.mws</guid>
  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[satan is your pal]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[humanism]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-19T01:04:11-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[All you ever wanted to know about Satanism]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/all_you_ever_wanted_to_know_about_satanism.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><br />
<a href="http://fcos.us/faq.html">First Church of Satan</a><br /><br />I find it quite intriguing, although I am still not sure what the point of organizing is for Satanists.<br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[bush]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[earth day]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[scorched earth was a fun video game]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-22T01:04:43-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Bush's Environental Message]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/bushs_environental_message.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.humorgazette.com/images/bush_earthday.jpg"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[tourettes]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[deeply disturbed individual]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[stop writing spicy pork as a tab damnit]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-26T10:04:03-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[humorous video]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/humorous_video.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cheesies.net/videos/colgate.wmv">Tourettes guy</a><br /><br />this guy probably doesn't really have tourettes syndrome, but it's funny nonetheless (and overly profane, of course).<br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[that man there is possibly one of the most am]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[but are musical toilets marketable]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[george w bush]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-04-26T10:04:41-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[musical toilets: still a good idea]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/musical_toilets_still_a_good_idea.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>okay, I'm going to try to make a series of blog entries (as time allows) focusing on the presidency of George W. Bush. I will attempt to analyze his actions and/or lack thereof from a variety of different perspectives. I will start with the Christian perspective (possibly tonight, possibly tomorrow). Any other suggestions for perspectives?<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 204);">in Sataf's cd player:</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 51);">Zyklon - World Ov Worms</span> (more brutal than I expected, but still good)<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[jesus]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[war]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[bush]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[forgiveness]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[poverty]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-05-04T09:05:24-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Bush from a Christian's perspective]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/bush_from_a_christians_perspective.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
disclaimer: Obviously not all Christians believe the same, so this will be more applicable to some and less to others. I'm going with what I would see as the most accurate Christian ideology.<br /><br />President George W. Bush has been one of the most openly religious presidents that America has ever had. He has gone so far as to say that he doesn't &quot;see how someone can be president without a close relationship with the Lord.&quot;* He is a member of the United Methodist Church, which is the second largest protestant demonination in America, after the notorious Southern Baptists. I also happen to be a member of the United Methodist Church, and I have a fair amount of personal knowledge of the workings and perspectives of the denomination. <br /><br />To start with, what are some of the main principles of Christianity, as laid down by the scriptures?<br /><br />Peace - Now, the Bible gives a couple different perspectives on this. One is the Old Testament view that God is a wrathful god, ready to smite his enemies, whether they be the people of Nineveh or the Canaanites. The Old Testament has many instances of God laying waste to cities or instructing his followers to do so. The second view expressed in the Bible is the New Testament's portrayal of Jesus as a peace-loving saviour, saying that when we are struck we should not retaliate, but turn the other cheek so that they may strike us again. It seems that in cultural context this would make more sense, because it would have been a cause of embarrassment to the hebrews to have someone offer their other cheek. Jesus made a point of promoting peace with statements like this: &quot;Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.&quot;* (Matthew 5:9)<br />Now, historically the Bible has been used both to justify and to condemn war, but most modern Christian denominations tend to follow, at least in principle, Jesus' teachings of peace. In the fifth century, Saint Augustine created the Just War Doctrine, which became an important principle for Christians in the future. The Just War Doctrine declared &quot;all citizens and all governments are obliged to work for the avoidance of war.&quot;* Augustine went on to say that &quot;the use of arms must not produce evils and disorders graver than the evil to be eliminated.&quot;* One of the ideas of the Doctrine was that a country needed to be attacked before retaliation was justified. The Just War Doctrine was more of a limit on the ability to wage war than a justification of war, as many, including Bush have claimed.<br /><br />Forgiveness - This was a big one. This one principle is Christianity's biggest distinguishing feature. Jesus preaches again and again about forgiveness. For example, the parable of the prodigal son, and when he stays a woman's execution by saying &quot;he who is without sin, cast the first stone.&quot;* But it doesn't stop there; the reason that Christianity branched off from Judaism in the first place was because Christians believe that Jesus died so that the sins of all people would be forgiven by God. Forgiveness of anyone, no matter who they are or what their sins, is the main staple of the Christian religion.<br /><br />Poverty/Wealth - Jesus' message in the gospels was one of love and tolerance, however the wealthy, particularly bankers, were not spared any of the wrath that I mentioned earlier. &quot;It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God.&quot;* (Matthew 19:24)  Then there's the story of the rich man who comes to Jesus and says 'look how good I am, I follow all of the rules and I am a holy person.' Jesus then tells him that in order to get into Heaven he has to sell all of his property and possessions and give the money to the poor. The rich man tries to plead, but Jesus says something to the effect of &quot;too bad, greedy rich boy.&quot; Jesus also makes it clear that followers of God are to give to the poor and help them whenever the opportunity arrises. He says that when we help the poor we are helping him, and when we refuse to help, we are refusing him. In fact, Jesus raises up and glorifies the poor, saying that in the Kingdom of God, the first shall be last, and the last shall be first. And to underscore this point, bankers are condemned time and time again for profiting off of other people's poverty through loans in the Bible and Christian churches would not accept bankers into their congregations for most of the religion's history. In fact, I would say that Jesus would be in favor of a total redistribution of wealth.<br /><br />I obviously haven't discussed every issue in the Christian religion, but I believe that this is a general foundation of Christian beliefs.<br /><br />Now, let's compare this to Bush's political actions:<br /><ul><li>Invasion of Afghanistan</li><li>Invasion of Iraq</li><li>Global war against &quot;terror&quot;<br /></li><li>Lots and lots of executions</li><li>Large tax cuts for wealthy Americans and corporations<br /></li><li>Many attempts (some of them successful) to reduce and strip social programs aimed at helping the poor or needy including Social Security, Medicare, public education, etc.</li></ul>So, how Christian is Bush really?<br /><br />* actual quotes (to the best of my memory and/or Internet research)<br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[white sox]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[white out]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[white lie]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[what's with all these weird suggested tags]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-05-11T01:05:19-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[White House security scare]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/white_house_security_scare.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>So, if you haven't heard already, this morning the White House and Capital Building were evacuated when a small crop-duster plane heading toward Washington DC didn't answer any radio transmissions. The plane came within 10 miles of the White House before turning around and landing at an airfield somewhere in Maryland, where the pilot was handcuffed and taken away. Bush was not at the White House at the time, but Cheney and Mrs. Bush and everyone else at the White House and the Capital Building were briefly evacuated. The media has been blowing this story up as the first real news they've had in a long time. So, what do you all think?<br /><br />Was it a legitimate threat, from some rogue terrorists group?<br /><br />Was it an honest mistake, and the pilot was just lost, or sightseeing or something?<br /><br />Was it a conspiracy perpetrated by someone in the Bush administration to give them further public support through fear, especially with the PATRIOT Act 2.0 coming up for review soon?<br /><br />Or, do you have some theory even more crazy than me?<br />
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  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://sataf.mindsay.com/star_wars_episode_3_update.mws</guid>
  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[space balls]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[the search for more money]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[i'm a huge dork]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-05-26T03:05:18-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Star Wars Episode 3 update]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/star_wars_episode_3_update.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Well, I'm a little late with this because I've been busy doing nothing for a few weeks. I went to visit my friend in California for the new Star Wars. We waited in line starting at 6am for the midnight premier. Unfortunately, a couple guys showed up at 5, so we weren't quite first in line. I was planning on sleeping in front of the theater the night before, but it was pouring rain and my friend talked me out of it. Anyway, it was a great time hanging out with a handfull of other true star wars fans for 18 hours waiting for the movie. I'm kind of glad it was pouring rain all day, because it kept away all but the most true fans until around 6 or 7 in the evening. We had a motorhome generator running so that we could watch the other five star wars movies on a laptop set up with some large speakers. We also had lightsaber duels and played a few games of Star Wars trivial pursuit, and I finally found one person who can consistantly beat me. It's kind of nice to know there is a bigger dork out there than me; he even ditched a week of school to go to the convention in Indianapolis. I'm jealous, but I'll definitely go to the next convention, because it's supposed to be in Vegas, and that's only like an 8 hour drive.</p><br><p>The move itself was quite good. It was by far the best of the prequels, although still not up to the standard of the original trilogy. Hayden Christiansen finally did some good acting, and the connection between the prequels and the original trilogy was quite well done. It was a very sad movie, partly because it's a trajedy, and partly because it's the last Star Wars film to ever be in theaters (until George Lucas' children get greedy and want more money). Overall, I'd say it's a good conclusion to the saga. I've seen it three times now, and I plan to see it a few more while it's in theaters. </p><br><p>I'm also looking forward to the parody prequel that's in the works - SpaceBalls 2: The Search for More Money. I haven't confirmed that title yet, but if that isn't the title I'll be highly disappointed. I don't think it will be as good as the first, but I have faith in Mel Brooks to be funny in whatever he does.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[golf]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[black hole]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[quality time]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[ugly pants]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[vinyl]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[new icon]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-05-27T08:05:25-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343957</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Today I played golf for the first time in around a year, because I wanted to spend a little &quot;quality time&quot; with my dad. The odd thing is that I had one of my best eighteen hole rounds ever. My drives were long, my irons were on the green more than not, and my putting was above average. I ended up with an 81, with one birdie and one double bogie. I almost had another birdie but the put lipped out of the hole.<br /><br />In other news, I set up my old vinyl record player that I got from my dad and I was rocking out to the Beatles' &quot;Let It Be.&quot; It's really a good album, and the slight crackling of the record player didn't really take anything away from it because it still had good sound quality overall.<br /><br />I need a new icon, because mine doesn't seem to be showing up. Maybe I maxed out my traffic limit on photobucket.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars trivia]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[step right up]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[invisible cookies]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-06-01T04:06:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Star Wars trivia]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/star_wars_trivia.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I love Star Wars. I love trivia. So here are some questions I made for you. A freshly baked batch of invisible cookies to whoever can answer the most correctly.</p><p>1. Who is Luke's father?</p><p>2. For approximately how many years did Yoda train Jedi?</p><p>3. What species was the bounty hunter Greedo (shown in my avatar)?</p><p>4. Who was the first character to say &quot;I have a bad feeling about this&quot;?</p><p>5. Who was in charge of the construction of the first Death Star?</p><p>6. Who were Luke's wing mates for his trench run at the first Death Star battle?</p><p>7. Who was the first character to be eaten by the Rancor in Jabba's Palace?</p><p>8. Who was Anakin Skywalker's previous owner (before Watto)?</p><p>9. According to R2D2, what are the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field?</p><p>10. How many actors played Darth Vader throughout the saga?</p><p><u>bonus question!</u> Who shot first, Han or Greedo? Please explain your answer.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[trivia]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[star wars trivia]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-06-04T01:06:10-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Star Wars trivia - the Solutions]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/star_wars_trivia_the_solutions.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Be sure to check out <a class="msuser" href="http://darklight20.mindsay.com/">darklight20</a> 's blog for more Star Wars trivia.</p><br><p><strong>1. Who is Luke's father? </strong>I wanted to start out with a really easy question and get harder as I went along. Of course the answer is Anakin Skywalker.</p><p><strong>2. For approximately how many years did Yoda train Jedi? </strong>I thought this one was a fairly easy question, but few people were able to get it. Maybe I've just watched the Empire Yoda scene too many times. Well, the answer was 800 years.</p><p><strong>3. What species was the bounty hunter Greedo (shown in my avatar)? </strong>I also thought this would be an easy question, but as was brought to my attention, it doesn't ever mention most species names in the films, so you have to be an uber-nerd like me to know them all. Greedo is a Rodian.</p><p><strong>4. Who was the first character to say &quot;I have a bad feeling about this&quot;? </strong>I screwed up on this question by not specifying whether I meant chronologically, or in order of production, so I'll accept either answer. In A New Hope, Luke first says it when they are approaching the &quot;small moon&quot; that is the Death Star. In Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan first says it. I guess I'll give a bonus point to anyone who might have given both.</p><p><strong>5. Who was in charge of the construction of the first Death Star? </strong>Grand Moff Tarkin (Governor Tarkin is also acceptable). My favorite Empirial officer. It was awesome how they showed him briefly at the very end of Revenge of the Sith.</p><p><strong>6. Who were Luke's wing mates for his trench run at the first Death Star battle? </strong>Luke's wingmates were Biggs Darklighter (his childhood friend, who died in the battle) and Wedge Antilles. Someone mentioned their callsigns, and I must admit that I had no idea. My friend Matt would have been all over that, but the X-Wing pilots are not my forte. So I looked it up, and Biggs was Red 3, Wedge was Red 2.</p><p><strong>7. Who was the first character to be eaten by the Rancor in Jabba's Palace? </strong>Oola the green-skinned Twi'lek dancer/slave. I guess you didn't have to know her name since that's especially trivial.</p><p><strong>8. Who was Anakin Skywalker's previous owner (before Watto)? </strong>Gardulla the Hutt. Young Anakin mentions once in Phantom Menace that he and his mother were lost to Watto by Gardulla the Hutt in a bet on the pod races.</p><p><strong>9. According to R2D2, what are the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field? </strong>I'm terribly sorry about this, but I screwed up on this question. R2D2 wasn't there; it was C3PO who gave the odds. Anyway, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are 3720 to 1.</p><p><strong>10. How many actors played Darth Vader throughout the saga? </strong>An especially hard question. There were five. Hayden Christiansen (briefly at the end of Ep III), David Prowse (the body builder who acted as Vader throughout most of the trilogy), Bob Anderson (did the lightsaber fights; he was an Olympic fencer), Sebastian Shaw (the face of Vader when the mask comes off, and the Anakin force spirit before edited out of the DVD edition), and James Earl Jones (the voice).</p><p><strong><u>bonus question!</u> Who shot first, Han or Greedo? Please explain your answer. </strong>For this question, either answer would have been acceptable as long as you explained yourself. In the original version of A New Hope (the theater and VHS version), Han Solo shot Greedo by surprise. In the Special Edition (made around 1997 or so?), George Lucas edited it so that it looked like Greedo shot about the same time or a little before Han. He said that he changed it because he didn't want Han to look like a cold-blooded killer. I personally am still angry about that. As far as I'm concerned, Han shot first and it was still in self-defense, and it just fits with his personality. Greedo was taken by surprise and didn't have time to get a shot off. But as I said, that wasn't the only answer.</p><br /><p><strong><u>The Winner!</u></strong></p><p>poonany: 5 butry: 6 darklight: 7 satan: 5 1/2 malediction: 6</p><p>DarkLight20 is the winner! Congradulations on your freshly baked batch of invisible cookies!</p><p>More trivia to come. :)</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-07-07T01:07:08-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[more Star Wars trivia]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>
1. Who's apology was accepted after a friendly choking?<br /><br />2. Where in the rebel base did Leia express her &quot;true feelings&quot; for Han (according to Han)?<br /><br />3. How many horns are on Darth Maul's head? <br /><br />4. In what episode 2 scene does George Lucas' daughter make an appearance (there may be more than one scene, but I only know of one.)?<br /><br />5. How do Sand People usually travel?<br /><br />6. What does Obi-Wan order at Dex's Diner in Episode 2? (hint: this makes me think that Obi-Wan is a sick, sick man.)<br />
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  <dc:date>2005-07-08T02:07:53-05:00</dc:date>
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  <dc:date>2005-07-13T01:07:18-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Star Wars trivia 2 answers:]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>The cult-like excitement over Star Wars Episode III seems to have faded, leading to the demise of my Star Wars trivia, or at least interest therein.</p><p>Congradulations to <a class="msuser" href="http://darklight20.mindsay.com/">darklight20</a> for being the only person to respond! Also for getting 3 questions correct.</p><p>Here are the answers:</p><p>1. Who's apology was accepted after a friendly choking? <strong>Captain Needa</strong><br /><br />2. Where in the rebel base did Leia express her &quot;true feelings&quot; for Han (according to Han)? <strong>the south passage</strong><br /><br />3. How many horns are on Darth Maul's head? <strong>I think it's 10</strong></p><p><strong></strong><br />4. In what episode 2 scene does George Lucas' daughter make an appearance (there may be more than one scene, but I only know of one.)? <strong>She's a blue Twi'lek in the bar scene</strong><br /><br />5. How do Sand People usually travel? <strong>single file, to hide their numbers</strong><br /><br />6. What does Obi-Wan order at Dex's Diner in Episode 2? (hint: this makes me think that Obi-Wan is a sick, sick man.) <strong>Jawa juice. Those poor, poor jawas.</strong></p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-07-19T06:07:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[star wars trivia]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>What does Luke look strong enough to pull the ears off of?</p><p>What vehicle does Luke pilot back home on Tattooine? (other than his uncle's landspeeder)</p><p>What is the name of the droid shown in the bounty hunter scene on with Vader?</p><p>At what battle did Lando's piloting skills first earn him recognition in the Rebellion?</p><p>What is the name of Lando's co-pilot at the second death star battle? (bonus points: what language was he speaking?)</p></p>
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  <category><![CDATA[star wars trivia]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-07-20T11:07:24-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[star wars trivia answers. and an entertaining flash film!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>What does Luke look strong enough to pull the ears off of? <strong>a Gundark</strong></p><p>What vehicle does Luke pilot back home on Tattooine? (other than his uncle's landspeeder) <strong>T-16 Skyhopper (I guess Skyhopper was good enough)</strong></p><p>What is the name of the droid shown in the bounty hunter scene with Vader? <strong>IG88</strong></p><p>At what battle did Lando's piloting skills first earn him recognition in the Rebellion? <strong>Tenab</strong></p><p>What is the name of Lando's co-pilot at the second death star battle? (bonus points: what language was he speaking?) <strong>Nien Num     <u>bonus:</u> A few people said selustan, which is probably right in the Star Wars universe, but they used a real earthling language to make the movie. He was actually speaking a Kenyan dialect. What he said to Lando was &quot;A thousand elephants are standing on my foot.&quot;</strong></p><p>And the winner is......Ravager! Congradulations!</p><p>Now all of you need to go <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20162308/">here</a> and watch this short yet entertaining star wars flash film.</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-07-27T12:07:32-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Gigantour]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>I went to Gigantour yesterday. It was fabulous. I recommend that any metal fans attend this concert. Here's a breakdown of the bands in the order they played:</p><p><u>Boba Flex:</u> The idiots really are taking over.</p><p><u>Dry Kill Logic:</u> Four-foot dredlocks rock. The music of Dry Kill Logic doesn't.</p><p><u>Nevermore:</u> I am a bit of a Nevermore fan, and this set didn't disappoint. My only complaint is that more of their heaviness and a little bit less of their melodicness comes out live, which is to say that it was still great, just a bit heavier than their recordings.This was definitely one of the best sets of the night, although they should have been given more time.</p><p><u>Symphony X:</u> I had heard enough Symphony X to know that their over-the-top technical scales style power metal was really my cup of tea, and I only think moreso after this show. The keyboards were great, the guitars were awesome, the vocals were amazing, and I guess they probably had someone playing drums (I didn't take too much notice during their set). My friend got his copy of The Odyssey signed by the band. One weird thing though, was that the singer talked almost like a southern redneck, which seems completely oposite of his singing voice.</p><p><u>Fear Factory:</u> Well, Fear Factory was probably the loudest live band I've ever seen (no, I haven't seen Manowar). Their drummer was shaking us down to our souls and they really got the pit moving, but their music just isn't my thing.</p><p><u>Life of Agony:</u> I had never heard this band before and I didn't expect much from a band named Life of Agony, but I found the music somewhat intriguing. It wasn't the generic metalcore I had been expecting. Although, through most of the set I was distracted by the large shirtless man who appeared to be drunk off his ass and who kept stumbling towards me like he couldn't stand up any longer. I feared for my life.</p><p><u>Dillinger Escape Plan:</u> Wasn't at this concert.</p><p><u>Dream Theater:</u> An hour and a half of amazingly technical guitar and keyboard solos. They played mostly stuff off Octavarium that I hadn't heard, but they also played As I Am and Endless Sacrifice, which were awesome live. I think the singer is alright, but I must say it was often better when he left the stage to the musicians. Dream Theater have one of the most tallented guitarists I've ever heard.</p><p><u>Megadeth:</u> Wow. Dave Mustaine and company simply destroyed. This was the main reason I came, and it was the best set of the day for sure. They played a large chunk of their new album, The System Has Failed, but they also played a lot of the older songs that we all know and love: Hanger 18, Tornado of Souls, Peace Sells, Symphony of Destruction, Sweating Bullets, etc; sadly they didn't play a single song off Youthanasia (although I seem to be the only person who really likes that album). They finished it all off with an encore of Holy Wars...The Punishment Due. It was just a really damn good set of metal music.</p><p><u>General notes on the concert:</u> It was the first large outdoor concert I've gone to. The weather forcast said it was supposed to be 104 degrees. That must have been in the shade. I'm sure more than a few people got heat stroke at the concert, especially those who were drinking beer rather than water. My friends and I ended up spending way too much money on bottled water, which was three dollars a pop. Also, the ground in front of the main stage was just a thick layer of dust. When I was up in the front crush while Megadeth was playing, we created a dust cloud large enough to be viewed from space, most of which ended up in my lungs. My formerly black shirt is now a faded brown, while my converse are now nearly white. Don't get me wrong, I had a great time at the concert, and I would do it all again many times, but I must say I prefer indoor shows when possible. Unfortunately I didn't take the day after the concert off from work, so here I am at 8 in the morning posting on Mindsay.</p></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-08-05T02:08:25-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[review and a pancake]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><strong><u>Video Games:</u></strong> </p><ul><li><strong>FullMetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixer</strong> -- You control young alchemist Edward Elric on his quest for the philosopher's stone and to unravel the mystery of the crimson elixer. Accompanied by the computer-controled Alphonse Elric, the fighting in this game is quite a lot of fun. You run around punching/slashing/stabbing/bonking various enemies with your learned alchemy techniques as well as different items that you can transmute from things lying around on the ground. Al is not as much help as he could be, but he does the best he can. I have a few major complaints with the game though: <strong>1.</strong> The beautiful towns and caves and other stages are rife with invisible walls. The programmers made some great landscapes, only to prevent you from exploring them AT ALL. With no exploration, you are forced to follow a very specific path, which is very uninteresting sometimes. The only way the game has secrets is for you to walk backwards to points in the path that you have already passed. This is really a drag. <strong>2.</strong>  You cannot talk to the people you see in towns. You only talk when you run into one of the game's many cutscenes, which are nice but sometimes drag on too long. The game features the voice actors from the English version of the anime series, which is nice if you like the series (I still can't stand how Roy's voice sounds in English; it's sooo much different). The story line starts out about the same as the series, with obnoxious Rose and getting beat up by Scar and all that, but it branches off onto a plot line that is totally new, which is nice for a little change from the anime. <strong>Overall:</strong> It's got a fun beat-people-up-for-hours battle system, but it's <em>way</em> too straightforward of a game, with no room for exploration or sidequests or anything. I'd wait until it drops in price before buying it (unless you just can't wait to watch the English episodes 28 and 29 that come with it!).</li><li><strong>Final Fantasy 8</strong> -- I finally beat this game after probably a year and a half spent on it. I have around 115 hours on the game, and I still didn't do everything (damn that Card Queen quest!). It's a really fun and extensive video game, and I recommend it to anyone who likes RPGs at all. The junctioning system would have been difficult to figure out without someone explaining it to me, but once I knew what I was doing the game became very easy; I never had a problem with any of the enemies or bosses that are required to fight. One of the best parts of this game is the card game (I don't remember it's official name). The card game is nearly addicting, and it could almost make a game of its own. The graphics weren't real great, but who really cares about graphics anyway? <strong>Overall:</strong> Not my favorite RPG, but it's up there. A game everyone should play.</li><li><strong>Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap </strong>-- A quality game for anybody who likes Link to the Past, Wind Waker, or any of the other Zelda games for that matter. Same basic Zelda gameplay with a few new items and as many sidequests as a gameboy can handle. I'm still trying to get all the figurines. <strong>Overall:</strong> Another good game in the Zelda series.</li></ul><p><strong><u>Music:</u></strong> </p><ul><li><strong>Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son</strong> -- This is my sixth Maiden album, and my least favorite so far. It is still a decent cd, and it's fun to listen to, just like any Iron Maiden, but it doesn't measure up to the brilliance of the other Maiden cds I own (from best to not-as-best: Piece of Mind, Number Of the Beast, Brave New World, Poweslave, Killers).</li><li><strong>Sepultura - Chaos A.D.</strong> -- This is one of the heaviest albums I own (well, one of the heaviest that I can stand to listen to; Josh did give me that shitty grindcore Deeds cd...). I don't like much death metal, so Sepultura is my heavy thrash, which is close enough to death metal for me, fix. There are some very good songs on here, songs that are even better than Roots Bloody Roots, which was previously my favorite Sepultura song. The Hunt is particularly one of my favorites.</li><li><strong>Suicidal Tendencies - Lights, Camera, Revolution</strong> -- I enjoy Suicidal Tendencies, although I think they could have channelled more of their energy into some better songwriting instead of into their constant anger. Well, maybe their specific appeal lies more in the anger anyway.</li><li><strong>Less Than Jake - Losing Streak</strong> -- Yeah, I'm a Less Than Jake fan. This album is much more ska and less pop than Anthem. It's heavier on the horns, although maybe not as catchy. I'm undecided about which album is better.</li></ul><p>There's not really a pancake...</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-08-07T03:08:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[the tragic end of Rocky the Flying Squirrel]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>This morning I was driving toward my girlfriend's house accross town, and I saw something I wish I hadn't. This side of town is infamous for being the site of thousands of roadkills each day. But the squirrel I saw today wasn't dead yet. It must have been hit by a car fairly recently, because although its head and upper torso were covered in blood and looked partially crushed, it was flailing and flopping around on the ground. It was almost leaping back and forth in the middle of the road with it's hind legs. For what seemed like a long time I just sat there and watched it and thought about how I should put it out of its misery with my car's tires. I couldn't bring myself to do it, and I ended up just driving around. It was quite an emotionally disturbing and depressing experience. It's probably out there still, just thrashing back and forth while drivers carefully make their way around.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[survey]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-08-16T12:08:02-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[bungee jumping for fun and profit]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">1. Pick a band and answer <strong>only using</strong> the band's <strong><u>song titles</u></strong>:</font></p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><p><em><strong><font size="+0">Slayer</font></strong></em></p></blockquote><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">2. Hows your life:</font></p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><em>Seasons in the Abyss</em></font></p></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">3. Describe how you feel about yourself: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Antichrist<br /><br /></font></em></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">4. Your best piece of advice:<br /><br /></font><blockquote><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Die By the Sword<br /><br /></font></em></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">5. Describe your last relationship: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Sex, Murder, Art<br /><br /></font></em></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">6. Describe your current crush: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><em>Temptation</em></font></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">7. Say something to someone you have a crush on: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><em>Read Between the Lies</em></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">8. Say something to an ex: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Hell Awaits<br /><br /></font></em></blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">9. Say something to someone you hurt severely: <br /><br /></font><blockquote><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Jesus Saves</font></em></blockquote><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">10. Say something to someone who has helped you: </font></p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><p><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Kill Again</font></em></p></blockquote></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-08-16T12:08:10-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[great mimes think alike]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Write down the name of the band you're listening to and then the song title followed by &quot;in my pants.&quot; Come on, let out your immature side. </p><p>For example:  Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be in my pants.</p></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-09-01T02:09:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[on a camel with no name]]></title>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">I.) Stage name?</span> ¡El Burrito!<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">II.) If you could remove either physical or mental pain from your life, which would you remove?</span> Well, they told me my lukemia would just clear up on its own, so I choose mental pain.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />III.) Top 5 albums you're embarrassed to love: </span> <span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br />1. Aqua - Aquarium <br />2. The Scorpions - Greatest Hits  <br />3. Angela - I/O<br />4. Foreigner - &quot;The Final Countdown&quot;<br />5. Elton John<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />IV.) Top 5 albums the greatness of which you'd fight to the pummeling to defend: </span> <br />1. Rancid -  ...And Out Come The Wolves (because I'm obviously a poser if I like Rancid) <br />2. Metallica - ...And Justice For All (beats the hell out of Master of Puppets)<br />3. Iron Maiden - Brave New World<br />4. Anti-Flag - Underground Network<br />5. Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />V.) If you could change 3 of your traits (physical or mental/psychological), what would you change? </span> <br />1. Self-Loathing  <br />2. My awful nasaly voice<br />3. My unknowing rudeness<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />VI.) If you won $15 Million in the lottery, what are the top 5 things you'd buy/do? </span> <br />1. Afford college (barely)<br />2. Super-charge my 1989 Geo Metro<br />3. Buy out the entire punk/metal sections of Tower Records<br />4. Buy the rights to Star Wars so that no more sequels will ever be made (okay, this would take more like 150 billion, but hey it could happen)<br />5. ya know, world peace or something like that <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />VII.)
If you had the choice of that $15 million or the ability to go back in
time to re-live any one day of your life, which would you choose?</span>  Grab the money and ruuuuuun!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />VIII.) If you could be any anime/cartoon/comic/video game character, who would you be?</span> <br />Anime - Ichigo from BLEACH<br />  Cartoon - Heffer from Rocco's Modern Life<br />Comic - Magneto<br />Video Game - Kefka from Final Fantasy 6<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />IX.)
If you could have any job you could REALISTICALLY perform with your
current skills, what/where would it be?</span> Pro Poker player<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />X.) If you could go back in time and change your major in college (screw you kids!), what would you study? </span>Modern Music<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XI.) CURRENT Top 5 Favorite Movie Characters (in no particular order): </span>(Only one of them will be Star Wars, for fairness) <br />1. Harrison Ford as Han Solo in<span style="font-style: italic;"> Star Wars</span> <br />2. Dustin Hoffman in<span style="font-style: italic;"> The Graduate<br /></span>3. The entire cast of Monty Python in the<span style="font-style: italic;"> Holy Grail</span> <br />4. Jim Carrey as Lloyd in <span style="font-style: italic;">Dumb and Dumber  </span><br />5. Peter Sellers as about half the characters in <span style="font-style: italic;">Dr. Strangelove</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XII.) CURRENT Top 5 Favorite TV Characters: </span> <br />1. Patric Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard in <span style="font-style: italic;">Star Trek: The Next Generation</span><br />2. um, I don't really watch much tv anymore...<br /> 3. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>4. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>5. <span style="font-style: italic;">que?!</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XIII.) CURRENT Top 5 &quot;Other&quot; Characters: </span> <br />1. Jinn from <span style="font-style: italic;">Samurai Champloo</span><br />2. Rand Al'Thor from <span style="font-style: italic;">The Wheel of Time (book series)</span><br />3. Kiba and Akamaru from <span style="font-style: italic;">Naruto</span><br />4. Kon from <span style="font-style: italic;">BLEACH</span><br />5. Kirby from <span style="font-style: italic;">Kirby</span> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XIV.) If you could be &quot;world renowned&quot; for anything, what would it be?</span> chanelling the spirit of Elvis<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XV.) CURRENT Top 5 Quotes: </span> <br />1. <span style="font-style: italic;">If you don't react against the brainwash from the start, your government will rule your mind and your mind will rule your heart.</span>  <br />The Subhumans <br /> <br />2. <span style="font-style: italic;">Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that's called cannibalism and is frowned upon in some cultures.</span>  <br />Willy Wonka (I haven't even seen the new movie, but this quote is just brilliant)<br /> <br />3. <span style="font-style: italic;">Some who live deserve death, and many who die deserve life; can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be so swift to hand out death and judgment, for even the very wise cannot see all ends.</span>  <br />Gandalf the Grey <br /> <br />4. <span style="font-style: italic;">Never tell me the odds!</span> <br />Han Solo<br /><br />5. <span style="font-style: italic;" class="huge">Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the
family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next
generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.</span><br />Rev. Jerry &quot;Rofl&quot; Falwell<br />  <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">XVI.) What's more important in a significant other - honesty or shared interests?</span> Honesty. Common interests can always be made.  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XVII.) What's more important - face or body?</span> Fass. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XVIII.) Question you are most likely to lie in response to:</span> Did you have sexual relations with that woman?<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XIX.) Thing you buy most frequently:</span> General Chicken from Golden China Restaurant  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XX.) Which would you least inclined to give up/least able to live without - CDs or DVDs?</span> CDs by far.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXI.) Favorite expression (verbal or facial)?</span> &quot;better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.&quot;<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXII.) What would you rather do - have kids, or be attacked by a shark?</span> One shark per 1.25 children please. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXIII.)
TV show you wish would be cancelled with no possibility of syndication:</span> MTV get off the air!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXIV.) TV show you wish could be brought back on the air:</span> Star Trek: The Next Generation  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXV.) What would you rather do - spend time with your family, or spend time at work?</span> Hm...maybe my family should pay me too... <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXVI.) What would you rather do - go to work, or your high school reunion?</span> Work, biotch!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXVII.) Favorite breakfast food:</span> swedish pancakes <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXVIII.)
Favorite non-rock-music-standard instrument (i.e. other than guitar,
drums, bass, vocals, or keyboards):</span> trumpet <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXVIV.) Bass, Midrange, or Treble?</span> mid-range<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXX.) Worst question in this survey:</span> your MOM! Oh snap!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXI.) Burger or Burrito?</span> Burrito!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXII.) Metal or Wood?</span> black metal<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXIII.) Cute or Sexy?</span> Cute I guess. A good balance is nice.  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXIV.) Improved public transportation or lower taxes?</span> Improved public transportation and deportment of selfish capitalists.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXV.) Football to the groin or punch in the face?</span> Give it to me in the fass. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXVII.) Over-sleep or over-eat?</span> I am quite good at both.  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXVIII.) The ability to fly, or invisibility?</span> I think I'd go with fly, and hopefully I could travel faster than the speed of Slayer. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XXXVIV.) Short hair or long hair?</span> With short I look like a fourteen year old. With long I look like a female.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XL.)
Old school emoticons or &quot;smileys?&quot;</span> Up the irons!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLI.) Major label or indie?</span> I think that people pay too much attention to what label a band is signed to in hopes of predicting, or making up, changes in their sound. Just listen to the music people!<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLII.) Suplecs or piledriver?</span> Sumo.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLIII.) Give or receive?</span> Both. Thou cant'st receiveth without givething in return.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLIV.) Ringer or plain T?</span> I made my own Slayer shirt. It's yellow with green logo and pentagram. I love it. <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLV.) Fat or bald?</span> Bald is beautiful.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLVI.) Cat or dog?</span> Dogs.  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLVII.) Rocky III or Deathwish III?</span> What is Deathwish? I'll choose Rocky merely for the comedic value.  <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />XLVIII.) SPAM or Commercials?</span> Infomercials are better than most tv these days.<br /><br /><br />Should I feel stupid that I took around 15 minutes to figure out how to make an upside-down exclamation mark in Windows XP?<br />
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  <category><![CDATA[global average temp vs. number of pirates]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-09-01T04:09:50-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[The Intelligent Design "theory" is finally making some headway]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_intelligent_design_theory_is_finally_making_some_headway.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.venganza.org/">The best theory on the Intelligent Design issue.</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[life and death]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[chester the cat]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-09-08T06:09:34-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[The obituary of Chester the Cat]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_obituary_of_chester_the_cat.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Today was a sad day in the dormatory. My roommate's goldfish, which we lovingly dubbed &quot;Chester the Cat&quot;, died this afternoon after a full fish-life of a little over two weeks. We all gathered round to offer his soul the best wishes while we ushered his earthly body into his watery grave in stall #3. He was always a source of fun and good humour for myself and my roommate and his girlfriend who lives downstairs, as he lived his life in an exuberant fashion in his Brita water-filtering container. We regret that the cause of his death was most likely his inability to distinguish his fish feces from his fish food. He is survived by his partner in life, George the Third, who says he will continue to carry on Chester's memory.
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  <dc:date>2005-09-14T09:09:54-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I saw Anti-Flag play on Saturday. It was a fun show, although they only got to play for about half an hour because they were just a small part of this huge peace rally.<br /><br />What bands(artists) would you most like to see in concert? Or, if you dislike concerts, why? Are small club concerts better than big shows in an arena or outdoors?<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[calculus]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[assassination]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-09-21T05:09:23-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[good news.]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>
I think I did really well on my Calculus 2 exam this morning. I was stressing out about it yesterday, because I'm having a hard time with Taylor Polynomials, which are basically just sequences of polynomials that go on forever and add up to a function. But the test wasn't nearly as hard as I feared. In fact, the teacher started out by saying that he thought the test was a little boring. He said that it wasn't up to his usual standards, and that maybe he just wasn't motivated enough when he was writing it up. That makes me scared of what his tests will be like in the future, but at least he curves our test scores.<br /><br />On my way back to my room after the test, I saw that a political debate type thing was about to start in the International Studies building, so I stopped in to check it out. It wasn't an open participation debate at all, just two two-member teams debating against each other, but it was interesting anyway. The topic was whether the US should repeal the executive order originally made by President Ford which bans political assassination by the US intelligence agencies. Of course, the CIA has secretly used assassination anyway, behind the scenes, but that wasn't the topic of the debate. One side said that the US should consider assassination of foreign dictators because it would save a lot of life that would be lost if we had to invade instead to bring down the dictator. For some reason they kept bringing up Al Qaeda, which was completely irrelevant since Al Qaeda is not a country. The other side said that assassinating the dictator wouldn't solve anything because the dictator would have a follower that was even worse step in. They also said that the dictators of the world might just go into hiding and start running things from behind the scenes if they heard that the US was going to allow assassination. I personally don't think that political assassination is justified, but the first group made a better case in the debate, so I voted for them. Do you think that political assassination is justified to bring down a dictator?<br /><br />Well, now I have to do some quick reviewing of my notes before going off to my computer networking class for another exam. Wish me luck.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[suck]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[networking]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-09-21T08:09:17-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343975</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I didn't do so well on my Networking test. Why the fuck would I know
the minimum number of bytes for a gigabit ethernet frame?! it's 4096,
if you were wondering...
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  <dc:date>2005-09-23T07:09:48-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><br />

<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADrArgY4!HxVBBlZkCYCqw8oij0*7RhgDYAs9iAhUtXhY0bopoa90l1L6MaIipxJO2xcl8S9T8NX2D21QFUABEtL4KbOXungAVfXY9STxHcsDTIZd0lmg/illinvadeyou.jpg"><br /><a href="http://b3ta.com/challenge/rebrandamerica/">More things those funny brits have to say about our great nation.</a></p>
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  <dc:date>2005-09-26T08:09:47-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>mmm...tortillinis for dinner tonight. hopefully it doesn't suck, but I guess that's too much to hope for from the dining hall. Well, even they can't screw up pasta too bad. Except that they always put other stuff in the alfredo sauce, like turkey guts or something...
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  <dc:date>2005-09-27T08:09:13-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Today has been bad. I've been totally unmotivated to do anything. And I have homework and an xxl sized reading assignment to do. I hate days like this. So I mostly wasted time on the internet today. Here's a nifty picture I came accross:<br /><br /><br />
<img src="http://www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/animals/weebuggers/partypanda.gif"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[bleach]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[hub]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-10-06T02:10:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Bleached]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>DC++ is awesome. Someone has set up a DC hub for my college campus network, so we get an extremely high download rate from anyone on the network. The music selection of the people on the hub is not that great (except for one person I found with a thing for Blind Guardian and Kamelot and the like), but there's a great number of movies and some decent anime. I've downloaded a few episodes of Bleach, so hopefully I'll have some time to watch more of it soon. Bleach is really a good anime.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[aqualung]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[jethro tull]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[modern music sucks]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-10-07T11:10:52-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Aqualung]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/aqualung.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I spent a lot of today listening to<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Jethro Tull</span>'s <span style="font-style: italic;">Aqualung</span> vinyl album, and GODAMN! It's such a shame that I didn't know about this earlier. It's an incredible album, with some heavy classic rock with awesome flute parts. The lyrics and the painted album artwork are also great. I need to either buy this on cd or duct-tape the record player to my dashboard and drive real carefully. Naysayers be damned, Jethro Tull is mighty.
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[motley crue is ass]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[stabbing good charlotte in the face]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-10-11T07:10:03-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Worst Songs Ever Written contest]]></title>
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Okay, I've been meaning to do this for a long time. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The 5 worst songs ever written:</span><br /><ul><li>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC<br /></li><li>Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by &quot;Good&quot; Charlotte (probably not their worst &quot;song&quot;, but it got played on the &quot;radio&quot; a lot back when I listened to radio)</li><li>Achey Breaky Heart by I don't know or care</li><li>I Can't Drive Fifty-Five by Sammy Hagar<br /></li><li>Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue</li></ul>Please mention anything you would add or take away from the list.<br /><br /><font size="-2">Disclaimer:    I only picked songs that I've heard multiple times. Therefore very little rap or pop made the list, though it does indeed suck ass. List subject to change, except for Girls Girls Girls which is staying no matter what.</font><br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[motley crue is still ass]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-10-12T08:10:07-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[good song bad song]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Generally when I like a band I'll like all of their songs, but sometimes a band I like will have one really bad song, and sometimes a band that I otherwise couldn't care less about will have a song that strangely sticks with me.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bad songs from good bands:<br /></span><ul><li>Wild Honey Pie by the Beatles</li><li>Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica (I know it's a cover, but still, damn it's awful)</li><li>Another Day by Dream Theater</li><li>Wrathchild by Iron Maiden</li><li>I Wish I Had an Angel by Nightwish<br /></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">Good songs from bad bands:<br /></span><ul><li>Livin' On the Edge by Aerosmith</li><li>Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down<br /></li><li>Bata Motel by Crass<br /></li><li>Proceed With Caution by Dillinger Escape Plan</li><li>Wait and Bleed by Slipknot</li><li>Up All Night by Unwritten Law (one of the catchiest songs ever)</li></ul>Do you have any songs like that, that you like so much more (or less) than the band that made them? If so, please share.<br />
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  <dc:date>2005-10-14T04:10:31-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343983</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Today I met someone who saw my Satyricon shirt and knows the band. I have had the shirt for about a year and the only comments I've gotten were related to the Italian movie by the same name. Needless to say I am excited that I met someone in real life who listens to black metal.<br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[cake]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[pleather]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-10-17T12:10:53-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Cake]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/cake.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I saw Cake last night. They are much more skilled musicians than I realized before the concert; that trumpet was truly amazing. It was a good show, although the venue was like a traditional theater with assigned seating and whatnot, so I thought it was a pretty lame place for a rock concert, even one so tame as Cake. I had a good time.<br /><br />In other news, I got an old leather jacket from a friend who got it from a thrift store. And as a result, two of my friends now hate me. Apparently my owning this leather jacket that is more-than-second-hand is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. I also would have prefered it to be pleather, but it isn't so fuck off if you don't like it. Okay, I'm not mad anymore; glad I got that out of my system. It was one of the most pathetic rants I've seen anyway. I guess I just don't get very mad when I'm mad.<br /><br />In other other news, next weekend is an important time for me, and I got something new today that's pretty awesome, so I'm happy overall.<br />
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  <dc:date>2005-10-20T08:10:49-05:00</dc:date>
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  <dc:date>2005-10-20T09:10:32-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[pictionary]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><h1>Iron Maiden!!!</h1><br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
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  <dc:date>2005-10-25T01:10:23-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Night Driving]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>If it weren't for fatigue and gas prices, I would really enjoy driving at night. I don't mean driving through town to return Rocky 7 before midnight, I mean real driving, through the windy mountains, or accross a long stretch of farmland. When I'm driving at night, with the darkness and silence surrounding my little bubble of light, without another human in the world, my mind seems to clear. Now, I'm not free of all thought, or I'd be driving off the road, but I do feel almost like it's a meditative experience. My mind is able to just take in the music and drive naturally. I think the music is a big part of it; I prefer to listen to something ambient: techno(Infected Mushroom, Astral Projection), atmospheric black metal(Summoning, Arcturus, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Peccatum!</span> listen to this band), jazz(Miles Davis), etc. 
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  <dc:date>2005-10-26T06:10:32-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Criminals and Traitors]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Recently a lot of us liberals have been praying to whatever mystical being(s) we believe in that the unthinkable will happen and Cheney, Rove and company will be indicted for high crimes against the United States of America. I was frankly quite cynical about the whole process to start with, and I am still sceptical that anything major will happen, but it's starting to look like the pressure is on the administration, and our prayers may indeed come true. Will Rove and Cheney be convicted of treason, as they rightly should be? I don't at all think so. But they might face perjury changes for lying about the crimes they committed. If they could make Clinton face perjury charges for a perfectly legal social faux-pas, why not use it against those in the White House who are perpetrators of an illegal and immoral war?<br /><br />But if they actually were indicted, would anything change? Do you think Bush would make use of his power to let them off the hook? It seems like pardoning them would be the biggest scandal since Nixon, but would America really care? With all the news now, I keep thinking back on something I heard on Al Franken's radio show a month or so ago. For the show they did a survey of several thousand people about whether Karl Rove was guilty or not. Somewhere around half of the people surveyed said they didn't know. Now that's relatively understandable, because the law is a little bit difficult to understand on whether Rove knowingly betrayed the name of the undercover agent. But they had a follow-up question, asking those who didn't know, why didn't they know? Something like a quarter of them said it was because the law was unclear about whether he knowingly betrayed the name of the undercover agent. The rest of them were split between some completely ridiculous answers, like they weren't sure if Karl Rove was in Aruba at the time, or they didn't know if it was okay to sleep with an eight year old boy if there was no sex involved. For people who answered the latter there was another follow up question, and a significant number of them actually thought that Karl Rove was the person who sang the song &quot;Beat It&quot;.<br /><br />The only things the survey really proved were that the American media does a poor job of informing the people about important national events and that Al Franken is a really funny guy. But anyway, this is the kind of thing I think of when I feel cynical about the low chances of actually removing the traitors and criminals from the positions of power that they hold in our country.<br /><br />Here's hoping Bush is revealed for having an affair with a male intern so that there is some chance of holding him accountable for his tragic job as president of the United States.<br /><br />If you don't know about the issue surrounding the release of the name of the undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame, check it out at the New York Times website: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Cheneys-Role.html">here</a><br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[nightwish]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[tarja]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-10-26T11:10:50-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Nightwish]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/nightwish.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Nightwish and the band's vocalist, Tarja Turunen, have parted ways. From what I read, it looks like the band felt she was getting too much of an ego and kicked her out. When a band is focused on the vocalist as much as Nightwish, it seems obvious that they would start feeling they owned the place. Nightwish, however, plans to find a replacement vocalist and continue to play their music. I personally feel that Nightwish isn't Nightwish without Tarja, and I'm sure most people who have heard the band would agree. I understand that they want to keep making music, but maybe they should just change their name, since Tarja was the reason for much of their popularity anyway. <br /><br />Sad news for me, but all good things must end.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[dick cheney]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[karl rove]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[libby]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-10-28T05:10:41-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Libby Indicted]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/libby_indicted.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>If you want to find out more background information about the scandal that's going on right now with Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and 'Scooter' Libby, check this out: 
<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration">here</a>
<p>Hopefully YahooNews has it right, I didn't read it all, but it did seem to be pretty informative.</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-11-01T08:11:50-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[boohbah]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/boohbah.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<a href="http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html">don't click this link if you are on an acid trip</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[samurai]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-11-02T09:11:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Samurai Wisdom]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/samurai_wisdom.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;The word <span style="font-style: italic;">gen</span> means &quot;illusion&quot; or &quot;apparition.&quot; In India, a man who uses conjury is called a <span style="font-style: italic;">genjutsushi</span> [&quot; a master of illusion technique&quot;]. Everything in this world is but a marionette show. Thus we use the word <span style="font-style: italic;">gen</span>.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;To hate injustice and stand on righteousness is a difficult thing. Furthermore, to think that being righteous is the best one can do and to do one's utmost to be righteous will, on the contrary, bring many mistakes. The Way is in a higher place then righteousness.&quot;<br /><br />Taken from Hagakure: the Book of the Samurai, written by Daimyo Yamamoto Tsunetomo in the 17th century. I found those quotes interesting for several different reasons.<br />
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  <category><![CDATA[valkyrie profile]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[star ocean]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[tri-ace]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2005-11-08T06:11:16-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[exciting news]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>
I finally have a running copy of Valkyrie Profile for ePSXe on my laptop. The sound is weird, the graphics are slightly glitchy and I still have to figure out the controls, but I watched the first 30 seconds of the game's intro, and I'm kind of excited. It sure beats paying over a hundred dollars for the game on eBay.<br /><br />Some background on the game for those of you who don't know: It's a playstation rpg made by Tri-Ace (the company that makes the Star Ocean series, although I don't think this game is actually part of the series), it's supposedly about Ragnarok(the &quot;last battle&quot;/armaggedon of Viking mythology), and the reason I'm so interested in the game is that two of the main characters are optional bosses at the end of Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. I think the main character in the game is Lenneth. I'm still not sure whether Lenneth is a guy or a girl, but either way it's not a little kid like in Star Ocean. Freiya(sp?) also shows up in the very beginning intro.<br /><br />EDIT: That's Lenneth in my new header picture. She must be a girl, but it seemed ambiguous in Star Ocean.<br />
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  <category><![CDATA[california]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[vote]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[special election]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-11-08T09:11:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[CA special election today!!!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/ca_special_election_today.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>If you live in California and are elligible to vote, hell even if you aren't, go out and vote tonight before 8 o'clock!<br />Vote no on all of the propositions except for 79 and 80. That's NO on eveything but the two highest numbers. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Don't let Arnold proposition you!</span><br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-11-08T11:11:52-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[my own personal hell. mwahahaha!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/my_own_personal_hell_mwahahaha.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><div style="width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><p style="margin: 0pt; background: rgb(127, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Poseurs</b><br />Circle I Limbo</p><p style="margin: 0pt 10px; background: rgb(143, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Reality TV contestants</b><br />Circle II Whirling in a Dark &amp; Stormy Wind</p><p style="margin: 0pt 20px; background: rgb(159, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>The 'free-money' guy with question marks all over his suit</b><br />Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail &amp; Snow</p><p style="margin: 0pt 30px; background: rgb(175, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Politicians</b><br />Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style="margin: 0pt 40px; background: rgb(191, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Rednecks</b><br />Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">River Styx</p><p style="margin: 0pt 50px; background: rgb(207, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Religious Bigots</b><br />Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">River Phlegyas</p><p style="margin: 0pt 60px; background: rgb(223, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>the RIAA (music recording industry)</b><br />Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style="margin: 0pt 70px; background: rgb(239, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Rupert Murdock</b><br />Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style="margin: 0pt 80px; background: rgb(255, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;"><b>Good Charlotte</b><br />Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a style="color: red;" href="http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/">Design your own hell</a></p></div></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-11-09T07:11:36-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Soldiers of Satan]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/soldiers_of_satan.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/313/b/0/Soldiers_Of_Satan_by_NumberoftheBeast.jpg"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-11-10T02:11:19-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[it's goin' around]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/its_goin_around.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Directions:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span>Reply with your name and I will write something random about you. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2)</span> I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3)</span>I will then say what medieval/fantasy occupation you would fit in. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4)</span>I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5)</span>I will tell you my first memory of you. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6</span>) IlI tell you what animal you remind me of. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7) </span>I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8)</span>If I do this for you, you must post this on your mindsay.<br /><br />On a side note, what's up with the new 'Network' page? Were they strapped for cash and needed more advertising space? eh, whatever. I think the way it shows my contacts is an improvement, anyway.<br />
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-12-10T05:12:45-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=343998</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>R.I.P. Richard Pryor. He died of a heart attack this morning at age 65. He was a very funny man. </p>
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  <category><![CDATA[scurvy]]></category>
  <dc:date>2005-12-13T07:12:09-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[End of Year survey]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/end_of_year_survey.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p> 1) <i>Was 2005 a good year for you?</i> Overall, yes. Certainly there were some unhappy moments, and I could have wished things to be a lot differen than they were, but I did survive, and I am hopefully on my way to a useful degree and most importantly I have been with <a href="http://Shinta.mindsay.com/" style="text-decoration: none ! important;" class="msuser">Shinta</a>&nbsp; for 2+ years now, without making her hate me. If it has lasted this long without incident, I see no reason why that should ever change. :) <br /> <br /> 2)<i> What was your favorite moment of the year?</i>&nbsp; In order of increasing importance/goodness: Gigantour featuring Megadeth, Dream Theater, Nevermore, Symphony X. Star Wars Episode III premier in Paradise with my buddies from my times living there. AnimeExpo convention in LA. <a href="http://Shinta.mindsay.com/" style="text-decoration: none ! important;" class="msuser">Shinta</a>&nbsp; giving me a ring for our two year anniversary. <br /> <br /> 3) <i>What was your least favorite moment of the year?</i> In order of increasing importance/badness: Stressing out for Finals week. Having to go back to Stockton for school again. Driving off the edge of the icey highway at 55 miles per hour, becoming airborn, rolling at least once, and ending up on the vehicle's side in a ditch in my parents' 2000 Nissan Pathfinder; that was a pretty bad moment for me. <br /> <br /> 4)<i> Where were you when 2005 began?</i>&nbsp; Lord of the Rings marathon!! <br /> <br /> 5) <i>Who were you with?</i>&nbsp; <a href="http://Shinta.mindsay.com/" style="text-decoration: none ! important;" class="msuser">Shinta</a>&nbsp;. I honestly can't remember if anyone else was there, but her family probably, and I think Heather. <br /> <br /> 6) <i>Where will you be when 2005 ends?</i>&nbsp; StarWars marathon!!! <br /> <br /> 7) <i>Who will you be with when 2005 ends?</i>&nbsp; Same hopefully. Might have to invite more people so that Heather will attend.... <br /> <br /> 8) <i>Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?</i>&nbsp; "In the year 2005 I resolve to: <br /> Start a cult." <br /> It has been less successful than I had hoped. My resolution to bring back disco also seems to have flopped. And it was going so well back in January....I just don't know what happened. <br /> <br /> 9) <i>Do you have a new years resolution for 2006?</i>&nbsp; It seems I was too ambitious with my resolutions last year, so maybe this will be more appropriate. <br /> <table style="border: 1px solid black; background-color: white; color: black;" align="center" width="300">    <tr>     <td>       <p align="center">In the year 2006 I resolve to:         <br /> Not eat cloned meat.         <br /> &amp;         <br /> Lose all my money gambling.         <br />       </p>       <p align="right"><a href="http://resolution.geek-foo.net" style="color: red;">Get your resolution here</a>       </p>     </td>   </tr> </table> <br /> 10) <i>Did you breakup with anyone in 2005?</i>&nbsp; My relationship with the Democratic party had a real shake-up last November, and I've been considering a breakup ever since. <br /> <br /> 11) <i>Did you make any new friends in 2005?</i>&nbsp; Clifford the Big Red Dog. Our indoor soccer team was actually named Team Big Red after him. <br /> <br /> 12) <i>Who are your favorite new friends?</i>&nbsp; Well, I wouldn't want to play favorites with all of those new friends... <br /> <br /> 18) <i>What was your favorite month of 2005?</i> July was a good one, despite the unholy heat. <br /> <br /> 19) <i>Did you travel outside of the USA in 2005?</i> I traveled to Omega Omnitron in spiral galaxy x1349. <br /> <br /> 20) <i>How many different states did you travel to in 2005?</i> Montana and part of Idaho. The land of plaid. <br /> <br /> 21) <i>Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?</i> Well, my grandfather is not dead yet, but he is really no longer the man he was. Alzheimers sucks. I wish I could have talked to him more back when he was able to have meaningful conversations. <br /> <br /> 22) <i>Did you miss anybody in the past year?</i> I missed John Lennon. I will always miss John Lennon. Yes, he died before I was born, but that's not the point! <br /> <br /> 23) <i>What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005?</i> I'm not just going to write movies that came out in 2005, because I don't see enough movies for that. Layer Cake was good. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was weird, but good in that way I guess. Boondock Saints was fun to watch but a little disappointing from what I had heard. The new Harry Potter was pretty good. Star Wars episode III was by far the best movie that came out this year. <br /> <br /> 24) <i>What was your favorite song from 2005?</i> <br /> Leaves' Eyes: Elegy, <br /> System of a Down: Violent Pornography, <br /> Nevermore: Born, <br /> Dream Theater: Panic Attack, <br /> Nokturnal Mortum: Weltanschauung, <br /> Cradle of Filth: Nymphetamine, <br /> Drudkh: Eternal Sun, <br /> Home Made Kazoku: Thank You! (2nd Bleach ending), <br /> High And Mighty Color: Ichiri no Hana (3rd Bleach opening) <br /> <br /> 25) <i>What was your favorite record from 2005? </i><span class="postbody"> <br /> Primordial - The Gathering Wilderness (This is my #1 album of the year. the rest are in no particular order) <br /> System of a Down - Mezmerize <br /> Nokturnal Mortum - Weltanschauung <br /> Nevermore - This Godless Endeavour <br /> Leaves' Eyes - Vinland Saga <br /> Taake - "...Doedskvad" <br /> Opeth - Ghost Reveries <br />Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine <br /> Dream Theater - Octavarium <br /> </span> <br /> 26) <i>How many concerts did you see in 2005?</i> Not as many as I planned, of course. Gigantour with Megadeth, etc. was a big highlight for me. I think the only other show I went to was the Rx Bandits. If you ever get a chance to go to one of their shows and you like ska/reggae/rock even slightly, I highly recommend it. They really make it an experience not to be missed. <br /> <br /> 27) <i>Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?</i> ^^ <br /> <br /> 28) <i>Did you drink a lot of alchohol in 2005?</i> Not much. Certainly never enough to become intoxicated. <br /> <br /> 29) <i>Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?</i> Oh yeah. At least 75 kilos. <br /> <br /> 30) <i>How many people did you kiss in 2005?</i> One......THOUSAND! no, really, just one. <br /> <br /> 31) <i>Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?</i> see bad moments. I guess I'm pretty ashamed about the car wreck. <br /> <br /> 33) <i>What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?</i> "I'll try to not let my stuff get on your part of the room." <b>HA! </b> <br /> <br /> 34) <i>Did you treat somebody badly in 2005?</i> Let's not dwell on that... <br /> <br /> 35) <i>Did somebody treat you badly in 2005?</i> Not to my knowledge. If so it must not have been that bad. <br /> <br /> 36) <i>How much money did you spend in 2005?</i> College: approx. $5000-6000 Gas: $1250 Concerts, shirts, music, etc: $90-100 food: a hundred and some maybe <br /> <br /> 37) <i>What was your proudest moment of 2005?</i> I have watched all six StarWars movies continuously in a 24 hour period twice, in production order including the midnight showing premier and in chronological order later. In all seriousness, I am quite proud of that. <br /> <br /> 38) <i>What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?</i> When my room-mate found the empty packets of lube in our trash can. <br /> <br /> Actually that didn't happen. I have no humorous anectdotes. <br /> <br /> 39) <i>If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change it what would it be?</i> I would have gone to see Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath at OzzFest. <br /> <br /> 40) <i>What are your plans for 2006?</i> Assassinate the President. (I'll probably get arrested for saying that. It was a joke! a JOKE!) </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-12-14T06:12:30-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Band References game]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>How many band references can you find in this picture? There are supposed to be 72 references all together. They include both new and older bands, usually referencing the name of the band. <a href="http://virgindigital.com/wallpapers/virgindigital1280x960.jpg">band references wallpaper</a> <br /> <br /> Here's what I've found so far. I've blacked it out so that it won't be visible unless you highlight it. I'll update it as I find more. <br /> <br /> <font color="#000033">The Rolling Stones <br /> The B-52s <br /> The Sex Pistols <br /> Matchbox 20 <br /> Guns 'n Roses <br /> Alice In Chains <br /> The Eels <br /> Black Flag <br /> Smashing Pumpkins <br /> The Eagles <br /> Gorillaz ? <br /> Led Zeppelin ? <br /> Whitesnake ? <br /> Radiohead <br /> The Police <br /> Ratt <br /> Counting Crows or maybe the Black Crowes? <br /> IRON MAIDEN! (I'm not sure about this one...what the hell IS that thing?) <br /> Queen ? <br /> Blind Melon <br /> This is kind of a stretch, but I'm going to say Madonna from that baby jesus picture in the window <br /> 50 Cent (duh!) <br /> Dead Kennedys <br /> Yellowman <br /> The Pixies <br /> Blur <br /> Eminem <br /> Great White <br /> U2 <br /> White Zombie <br /> Green Day! <br /> Scissor Sisters <br /> Garbage <br /> Prince <br /> Red Hot Chilly Peppers <br /> Nine Inch Nails <br /> the Postal Service <br /> Beach Boys <br /> the Doors</font><font color="#000033"> <br /> Puddle of Mud</font> <br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2005-12-15T05:12:39-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[PureRockFury's homemade survey]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/purerockfurys_homemade_survey.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p> This oughta take a while. <br /> <br /> Say what you think about all these movies: <br /> 1. Goodfellas - the mafia is cool. I should watch more mob movies. <br /> 2. NARC - Looked really lame from the preview I saw. <br /> 3. Dirty Harry - I'm the only one in the world who thinks Clint Eastwood is overrated. <br /> 4. 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag - I vaguely rememeber watching this. There was a scene involving cadaverous heads being removed. <br /> 5. Casino - Gambling is a societal cancer. <br /> 6. Kill Bill 1 &amp; 2 - I still can't get over that toe-eye-squishing thing. And the acting and plot were just sad. That guy with the eyebrows rocks though. <br /> 7. The Silent Flute - Is that like a dog-whistle? <br /> 8. Enter The Dragon - Bruce Lee's the fucking man. This movie rocks. <br /> 9. 29th Street - eh? <br /> 10. Amadeus - The Simpsons parody was better. <br /> 11. Sin City - My parents hated it. I know nothing. <br /> 12. Sleepers - I liked The Sleeper with Woody Allen. Rocky XXXXXXVIII came out in that movie. <br /> 13. Million Dollar Baby - Boxing sucks, and once again Clint Eastwood is overrated. <br /> 14. Raging Bull - I need to see this. <br /> 15. Rush Hour - meh <br /> 16. Pulp Fiction - Grease was funny, in a laughing at the acting kind of way. <br /> 17. Lord Of The Rings trilogy - A semi-worthy adaptation of the greatest novel in human history. <br /> 18. Fists Of Fury - Once again, Bruce Lee fucking rocks. <br /> 19. Do The Right Thing - I never do the right thing. <br /> 20. Snatch - The soundtrack has a song from the Specials, so it must be a good movie. <br /> 21. Fight Club - Why'd he stop the revolution? WHY?! <br /> 22. The Shawshank Redemption - ... <br /> 23. A Bronx Tale - reminds me of West Side Story :D <br /> 24. The Tuxedo - Has Jacky Chan ever done anything cool? Owen Wilson sucks real bad. I don't know why I watched this movie. <br /> 25. Reservoir Dogs - Steve Buscemi is the scariest person in the world. This movie needs a plot line. <br /> 26. Carlito's Way - More gangster films, eh? <br /> 27. Rounders - ... <br /> 28. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels - I really need to see this. <br /> 29. American History X - The only thing I've heard about this is that it's brutal beyond belief. <br /> 30. Mystic River - What is the Matrix? <br /> 31. Poolhall Junkies - I should play pool more. <br /> 32. Garfield - I was tied to a chair and forced to watch this as part of some intense torture. WHY would you mix such obvious computer animation with live footage?! <br /> 33. Donnie Brasco - I've heard Donnie Darko is good. I've also heard they were trying way too hard. <br /> 34. The Bourne Identity - I liked it. Still haven't seen the sequel though. <br /> 35. From Hell - Looked real dumb to me. but it makes me sing The Ripper in my head, so all is good. <br /> 36. Remember The Titans - Too much singing. And too much football. Good message though. <br /> 37. Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead - What an awful title. <br /> 38. Stir Of Echoes - Also a pretty badly named film. <br /> 39. Suicide Kings - What's the oposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken! ahahaha! <br /> 40. Blow - Johnny Dep was yet again a washed up man who couldn't walk straight. Am I right? <br /> 41. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone - I think the movies have all been decent, but I need to read the rest of books, which were of course far better. <br /> 42. Malcolm X - I should see this. His autobiography was quite a good read. <br /> 43. The Godfather trilogy - The first one was pretty good. I went to bed part way through the second one. Hey, it was like 3 in the morning. <br /> 44. Almost Heroes - PureRockFury wrote: "I miss Chris Farley. I wanted to buy him a sandwich so frickin' bad." You would have had to buy him some heroine instead. <br /> 45. Deuces Wild - I should play poker more. <br /> 46. Dogma - Kind of overrated, but still a fun movie. <br /> 47. Summer Of Sam - ... <br /> 48. Open Range - I'm not a huge fan of westerns. <br /> 49. Beverly Hills Ninja - Chris Farley really was a funny guy. <br /> 50. Crash - Another dumb title. <br /> 51. Mallrats - It's a classic that I have yet to see. Slightly before my time I guess. <br /> 52. The Pianist - I liked it. An emotional, realistic-ish holocaust/WW2 film. <br /> 53. Wyatt Earp - Another awful name......oh wait, that's really the dude's name? how unfortunate. <br /> 54. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka - I would never watch a movie with this title. <br /> 55. Swordfish - John Travolta looked cool in the previews. Probably wasn't very good though. <br /> 56. Gigli - ha! <br /> 57. The Ninth Gate - Finally a film with a GOOD name! <br /> 58. Silverado - the Disney film idolizing Cortez? Sounds like a real classic. <br /> 59. Foxy Brown - I still don't really get the blaxpoitation genre. Except when it's in a Bruce Lee movie of course! <br /> 60. X-Men - The show was so much better. They didn't even have Gambit in the movie, I don't think. <br /> 61. Scarface - Eh, it can't live up to the hype. <br /> 62. Ichi The Killer - hopefully about Samurai? I love Samurai. <br /> 63. Versus - yay for Japan! <br /> 64. Tommy Boy - One of the better comedies ever made. <br /> 65. Bucktown - ... <br /> 66. The 25th Hour - Who's coming up with these stupid names? <br /> 67. Independence Day - Brent Spiner was in this film. He got possessed and died, but was still cool. <br /> 68. From Dusk Til Dawn - More westerns? boo. <br /> 69. The Devil's Rejects - I've never seen a Rob Zombie film, and I never plan to. <br /> 70. I Robot - Wow, that story line looked so unique. Nobody has ever done anything like THAT before. <br /> 71. Desperado - ... <br /> 72. Blood In Blood Out - bloody awful names... <br /> 73. The French Connection - I feel like I've seen this, but I have no idea what it's about. <br /> 74. Star Wars - The pinnacle of all human achievement. Don't even get me started. <br /> 75. The Last Samurai - Really a quality film. Tom Cruise is still not a samurai though. If he was, he would've ended it honorably right there. Sepukku is the only honorable way. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Now listening to: Bathory - Hammerheart <br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-01-18T09:01:27-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I'm back with nothing to say]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Question: <br /> <br /> 1. Name: <br /> 2. Birthday: <br /> 3. Place of residence: <br /> 4. Favorite ice-cream novelty: <br /> 5. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: <br /> 6. Do you read my mindsay: <br /> 7. If you do, what is particularly good/bad about it: <br /> 8. An interesting fact about you: <br /> 9. Do you have a crush at the moment: <br /> 10. Favourite place to be: <br /> 11. Favourite lyric: <br /> 12. Best time of the year: <br /> 13. Best album of 2005: <br /> 14. Where would you take me/where would you like me to take you on a date: <br /> 15. First impression of me: <br /> <br /> <br /> RECOMMEND <br /> 1. A film: <br /> 2. A book: <br /> 3. A band, a song and an album: <br /> <br /> PLUS <br /> 1. One thing you like about me: <br /> 2. Two things you like about yourself: <br /> 3. Put this in your mindsay so I can tell you what I think of you. </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[beatles]]></category>
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  <category><![CDATA[primordial]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2006-01-25T02:01:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[recent music purchases]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't buy cds that often (seeing how I'm always broke), so this is exciting for me: <br /> <ul>   <li>The Beatles - Revolver   </li>   <li>Nightwish - Oceanborn   </li>   <li>Black Sabbath - Paranoid   </li>   <li>Leftover Crack - Fuck World Trade   </li> </ul> <br /> I also almost bought these two, but ran out of cash: <br /> <ul>   <li>Primordial - The Gathering Wilderness   </li>   <li>Scum - Gospel For the Sick (I didn't think I'd see this one at the store, so I was really stoked, only to be crushed by my lack of money. If you didn't know, this is the new punk/metal project from Samoth and Faust (of black metal legends Emperor, now that Faust seems to be back out of prison), Happy Tom (Turbonegro), Casey Chaos (Amen), and Cosmocrator (MindGrinder). Guest appearances from Mortiis (yay for crazy black metal goblins!) and Darkthrone's Nocturno Culto. see: <a href="http://scumband.com">http://scumband.com</a> for some sample music)     <br />   </li> </ul></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[big hair show]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-01-25T08:01:37-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[big hair, big asshole]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>This morning between classes my roommate was watching reruns of 1970s episodes of the Newlyweds show on the Gameshow Network. It's always funny to laugh at how ridiculous the pop-culture of previous generations was. One of the questions that they asked the newlywed husbands was "what is your wife's favorite blender button?" Yes, at first I too thought it was a sexual enuendo. When one of the husbands got it wrong (I don't know what he meant by the 'waring button'), he got a little upset. He started ranting about how anyone expected him to know that kind of thing, since it is the wife's job to do all of the cooking and kitchen-work. Everyone on the show just seemed to accept it, and the wife was only slightly offended. Since I was watching the show as a comedy, it seemed kind of funny at first. But the more I thought about it, the more disturbing it became. The 1970s wasn't so long ago that attitudes like that aren't still around. In fact that man is probably still yelling at his wife and treating her like a personal slave, although without the big hair he had in the show. I knew a lot of guys from my highschool who I can see in exactly the same position as that chauvanist, except probably more violent. Things like this really make me sceptical of most people's claims that women have equality in modern America. Now maybe I'm a bit hypocritical, since I myself am a fairly poor cook. But I would never see my wife as a personal maid, or more accurately as a cooking, cleaning, pleasing object. I just need some more lessons in food preparation. <br /> <br /> <font color="#993300"><font color="#ffcc00">In Sataf's cd player:</font> <br /> In Memorium - From Misery...Comes Darkness<font color="#cccccc"> </font><font color="#cccccc">(A nice black metal album that I sampled at Tower the other day, and then proceeded to download.)</font> <br /> Against All Authority - 24 Hour Roadside Resistance <font color="#cccccc">(awesome album title.)</font> <br /> Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son <font color="#cccccc">(gotta have my Maiden. This one keeps getting better the more I listen to it.)</font> <br /> Star Ocean: the Second Story Original Sound Track <font color="#cccccc">and</font> Star Ocean: Till The End of Time Original Soundtrack<font color="#cccccc"> (I just downloaded these and haven't listened to them yet, but the fact that I happened to find them for download makes me happy.)</font><font color="#cccccc"> </font> <br /> </font></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[wheel of time]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[knife of dreams]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-01-26T10:01:33-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Knife of Dreams]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I finished reading the prologue today, and more things happened than in the entire previous book in the series. I still hate Galad as a person, but damn that was cool. It's so good to be reading the Wheel of Time again. <br /> <br /> If you haven't heard of it, The Wheel of Time is a series of fantasy novels authored by Robert Jordan. I highly recommend the books to anyone who likes the fantasy genre. It's easy and fun to read and the complexity of the plotline and the amazing development of the characters and the rich detail of the world keep me completely absorbed in the books. As a disclaimer, there are 12 books in the series, each being 800+ pages long, so you might have to devote a little time. I don't think this should stop anyone from reading them, but I just thought I should mention it. <br /> <br /> <font color="#993300">In Sataf's cd player: <br /> <font color="#cccccc">Star Ocean: Till the End of Time Original Soundtrack <br /> assorted Astral Projection, Juno Reactor and other psytrance electronica <br /> </font></font> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-01-30T08:01:58-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Policia]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I went to court today. Nothing too interesting, just contesting a speeding ticket. It turns out that my court date today was just an arraignment, not an actual hearing, so I wasn't able to do too much today (unless I wanted to plead guilty and pay the fine, but I'm innocent dammit!). I requested a trial by written declaration, so that I won't have to go back to Markleeville in the middle of nowhere again. I have a month to write my case and mail it to the court. <br /> In honor of this and how I hate the police, here's a song going out to officer Stacy of the California Highway Patrol: <br /> <br /> <font face="Verdana" size="4"><font size="2"><b>"Above The Law" <br /> by Against All Authority <br /> </b> <br />Couldn't get in the show <br /> Hangin' out in the street <br /> We had nowhere to go <br /> In the Miami heat <br /> We were just kickin' the shit <br /> We were just out havin' fun <br /> We didn't bother no one <br /> Four punks in a park <br /> A big stick in your hand <br /> It was late it was dark <br /> You had to prove your a man <br /> You wear your badge with pride <br /> A gun close by your side <br /> You're just a pig motherfucker <br /> Just a pig <br /> Above the law <br /> You motherfucker <br /> You think you're big <br /> You're fuckin' nothing but a pig <br /> You like to push us around <br /> That's how you have your fun <br /> You're the law in this town <br /> You answer to no one <br /> You swore to serve and protect <br /> But who protects us from you <br /> From me you'll get no respect <br /> It's time to pay your dues <br /> I think back to that night <br /> Out in the cold dark street <br /> I should have put up a fight <br /> But my revenge will be sweet <br /> You pushed too far this time <br /> And I've committed no crime <br /> You're gonna die pig <br /> You're gonna die <br /> In the shadows I hide <br /> A blade close by my side <br /> Under a blanket of night <br /> I keep myself out of sight <br /> Feel my blade at your throat <br /> Now on your own blood you'll choke <br /> Your wound pours out in a flood <br /> I slip and slide on your blood <br /> Your body drops with a thud <br /> I push your face in the mud <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Don't worry guys, I'm not actually violent. <br /> </font></font> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-01-31T02:01:13-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Sataf's Punk Programme]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to have a show on KPAC 89.7 college radio! I was planning it to be a punk show, but it's monitored by the FCC for profanity, so it'll be tricky to play very much profanity-free punk. (Bitch and Ass are fine, but fuck and shit are no-nos.) So if you happen to be within a two mile radius of the university campus in Stockton, CA, give it a listen! <br /> <br /> EDIT: The show will be Tuesdays from 6-8pm. I'm primetime baby! <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-01T09:02:58-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[new muzak]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><font color="#990000">in Sataf's cd player: <br /> </font> <ul>   <li><font color="#999999">Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention - Hot Rats</font>   </li>   <li><font color="#999999">Parliament - Mothership Connection</font>   </li>   <li><font color="#999999">The Third and the Mortal - Memoirs</font>   </li> </ul> that's some funky shit. <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[draft]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[selective service]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-02-06T07:02:41-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Looks like I need to register for the draft again...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.draftregistration.us/">www.draftregistration.us</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[valentines day]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-02-14T05:02:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Happy Valentine's Day]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p> <img src="http://www.random-abstract.com/gm/archives/bll.jpg" width="400"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-14T11:02:38-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I've always known, but now I have proof]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/ive_always_known_but_now_i_have_proof.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://intelligence-test.net/part1/">intelligence test</a> <br /> <br /> After wasting too much time I got 20 of them. Woo, I'm a veritable genius! It's actually more of a word trick type game than an intelligence test, but it was fun for me. <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-21T05:02:53-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[This is fucking cool]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>It shows the last song I listened to on my iTunes. It also works for other media players, if you download the right plugin. I'm excited. You can use it by going <a href="http://denness.net/sigs/">here,</a> and getting the free username from last.fm. <br /> <img src="http://www.denness.net/rpi/u/Sataf/bc/003300/bg/006600/bg1/000033/bg2/000066/ac/FFFFFF/tc/FFFFFF/dc/000000/nc/FFFFFF/tic/FFFFFF/rpi.png"> <br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-22T11:02:14-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[music survey. can probably also be done in non-iTunes...]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/music_survey_can_probably_also_be_done_in_nonitunes.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p> I like iTunes. Here's a survey for those of you who also like iTunes. <br /> <br /> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>Open iTunes to answer the following.   <br />Go to your library.   <br />Answer.   <br />   <br />How many songs?: The number of the beast, 3086</b></font> </p> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">   <br /><b>Sort by artist   <br />First artist:</b> ...And Oceans   <br /><b>Last artist:</b> Zyklon&nbsp;   <br />   <br /><b>Sort by song name   <br />First:</b> Miles Davis - 'Round Midnight&nbsp;   <br /><b>Last:</b>&nbsp;<b><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></b><b></b>Rammstein - Zwitter</font>   <br /> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>   <br />Sort by time   <br />Shortest Song:</b> Agnostic Front - Final War - 0:22&nbsp;   <br /><b>Longest Song:</b> </font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Bill Hicks - Rant In E Minor - 1:13:52, but for music it's Yob - Catharsis - 23:38   <br />   <br /> </font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>Sort by album   <br />First Album:</b> <i></i></font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Against All Authority - 24 Hour Roadside Resistance</font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><i></i>&nbsp;   <br /> <b>Last Album:</b> </font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Pink Floyd - Zabraskie Point   <br />   <br /> </font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>First song that comes up on Shuffle:</b> Anti-Flag - Captain Anarchy</font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>&nbsp;   <br />   <br />How many songs come up when you search for "sex":</b> 1 </font> </p> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>How many songs come up when you search for "death":</b> 110. wow. </font> </p> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>How many songs come up when you search for "love": </b>76<b>   <br />How many songs come up when you search for "you":</b> 163 </font> </p> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>How many songs come up when you search for "why": </b>2   <br /><b>How many songs come up when you search for "God":</b> 50 </font> </p> <font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><b>How many songs come up when you search for "crazy":</b> 6   <br /> <b>How many songs come up when you search for "song":</b> 36   <br /> </font> </p> <br /> <img src="http://www.denness.net/rpi/u/Sataf/bc/003300/bg/006600/bg1/000033/bg2/000066/ac/FFFFFF/tc/FFFFFF/dc/FFFFFF/nc/FFFFFF/tic/FFFFFF/rpi.png"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-23T02:02:02-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[6 people? wow.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/6_people_wow.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a title="" target="" href="http://www.babynames.com/Names/name_display.php?n=FABIO">http://www.babynames.com/Names/name_display.php?n=FABIO</a> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/Rapitinui/b3ta/make_it.gif"> <br /> and now for a quick commentary on <a href="http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/comedycunts-numbertwo.gif">sports</a></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[hentai]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-02-24T04:02:19-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=344015</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>How come 'hentai' is one of Mindsay's top tags nearly every day? <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.denness.net/rpi/u/Sataf/bc/003300/bg/006600/bg1/000033/bg2/000066/ac/FFFFFF/tc/FFFFFF/dc/FFFFFF/nc/FFFFFF/tic/FFFFFF/rpi.png"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-02-28T06:02:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Home-made Bushisms]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/homemade_bushisms.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>President Bush, asked about the South Dakota measure in an interview with ABC News' Elizabeth Vargas, said Tuesday he hadn't "paid attention to that, to this particular issue you're talking about" but "I am not going to prejudge how the Supreme Court is going to judge a particular issue." <br /> <br /> I don't think Bush pays attention to many issues. Reading Rainbow maybe, but not the news. <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-03-01T01:03:25-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I found this very disturbing]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/i_found_this_very_disturbing.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a title="" target="" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151&amp;amp;q=Oklahoma">are guns really our best protection?</a> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-03-01T04:03:16-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[First Amendment vs The Simpsons]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/first_amendment_vs_the_simpsons.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Study: One in 1,000 Know First Amendment <br /> By ANNA JOHNSON, Associated Press Writer Wed Mar 1, 1:02 AM ET <br /> <br /> CHICAGO - Americans apparently know more about "The Simpsons" than they do about the First Amendment. Only one in four Americans can name more than one of the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment. But more than half can name at least two members of the cartoon family, according to a survey. <br /> <br /> The study by the new McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum found that 22 percent of Americans could name all five Simpson family members, compared with just one in 1,000 people who could name all five First Amendment freedoms. Joe Madeira, director of exhibitions at the museum, said he was surprised by the results. "Part of the survey really shows there are misconceptions, and part of our mission is to clear up these misconceptions," said Madeira, whose museum will be dedicated to helping visitors understand the First Amendment when it opens in April. "It means we have our job cut out for us." <br /> <br /> The survey found more people could name the three "American Idol" judges than identify three First Amendment rights. They were also more likely to remember popular advertising slogans. It also showed that people misidentified First Amendment rights. About one in five people thought the right to own a pet was protected, and 38 percent said they believed the right against self-incrimination contained in the Fifth Amendment was a First Amendment right, the survey found. <br /> <br /> The telephone survey of 1,000 adults was conducted Jan. 20-22 by the research firm Synovate and had a margin of error of plus or minus 3 percentage points. <a title="" target="" href="%0Ahttp://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/ap/20060301/ap_on_re_us/freedom_poll_1">full story</a> <br /> <br /> How many First Amendment freedoms can you name? How many Simpsons? How many American Idol judges? <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[hair metal]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[lethal injection]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-03-01T08:03:03-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[The Best Band Since the 1980s]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/the_best_band_since_the_1980s.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>My friend Josh made this video to chronical the last days of the best glam/hair metal band ever, Lethal Injection. Check it out! <br /> <br /> <a title="" target="" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDBhReC8bu8">Link!</a> <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> p.s. Josh is Slice. <br /></p>
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  <dc:date>2006-03-06T08:03:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Entry]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/entry.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Despite my very logical, left-brain thought process, or maybe because of it, I often like to ponder subjects of a purely philosophical or theoretical nature. As a result of an article I read today by cellular biophysicist Mary Clark, I became suddenly intrigued by the notion of dedicating one's lifework to a subject that is completely uniteresting to the rest of the world. And I don't mean that in the since that I find cellular biophysiology uninteresting; quite to the contrary, it is a reaction to the content of the article. She was writing about the functions of the scientific community, and she mentioned that the subjects scientists choose to study are determined by the current paradigm or worldview of the scientific community. Of course this is very practical and it seems obvious that scientists wouldn't study something that their sub-society has no general interest in. And really this seems to be the case in every field of human thought, whether it is scientific research or structural architecture. Even the topics of literature and art and philosophy are dictated in large part by the worldview and interests of the percieved 'target' or 'audience'. <br /> <br /> This is what spawned my sudden intrigue. What would it be like to utterly dedicate your life to something in which nobody in your society had any interest? After all, why should society tell us what we need to do to be considered productive or successful? And I don't just mean studying an important subject that bores most people, like accounting or technical writing, I mean something that would truly be considered worthless by everyone around you. I can't think of any examples that do justice to the idea in my head, but maybe something like researching some subject so obscure that nobody but you would have the context to understand, like the neural processes of slugs. But even that would be accepted by most people as just an obscure branch of science. Or maybe something so mundane or eccentric that it would drive people away, such as collecting interesting pieces of trash, or thinking long and hard to create new puns. I really wonder what it would be like to do absolutely nothing productive with my effort and hard work. I suppose there really are people who do that with their lives; we call them unsuccessful or wasteful, or on occassion we call them artists. Anyway, that's all for my pointless meanderings for now. <br /> <br /> <font color="#990000">In Sataf's music box: <br /> <font color="#9999ff">Electric Wizard - Funeralopolis; I've recently discovered the greatness that is doom metal/sludge/stoner rock. I find it's very condusive to thought, or to just chilling out.</font> <br /> </font></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-03-06T09:03:58-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[South Dakota abortion ban]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/south_dakota_abortion_ban.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah, today South Dakota's governor signed into law the bill outlawing abortion, even for cases of rape or incest or health danger for the woman. Just, wow. Technologically and economically, the US is the most 'advanced' nation in the world, yet we have some of the most regressive political and social ideas. Ain't this country great? </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[pork]]></category>
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  <dc:date>2006-03-09T05:03:02-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA["All I can say is all bands suck"]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/all_i_can_say_is_all_bands_suck.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I really don't like the way modern music is so song-based. I suppose this phenomenon came about with the advent of the radio, when musicians really started to need a hit single to 'make it' as professional musicians. Once people began to hear music from great distances via radio, it really became a whole new ballgame. Then the people who ran the radio stations were able to decide what music to share with the world. The radio stations became businesses, so they naturally wanted to play the music - the songs - that would make them the most money. I say songs because obviously a radio station isn't going to play a two hour jam session of the Grateful Dead. Anyway, it turns out that communications experts along with the help of psychologists decided that it was most effective to play songs of a uniform type and at a uniform length (3 minutes is the radio station standard) in order to maintain the attention of the audience and to keep people coming back for more. That is why, all across America, you will find only radio stations that follow one of three or four different formulas. And really they are all following one specific formula, the only difference is that they will play a different form of pop music, be it hip-hop or oldies or nu-metal. Now there are still some alternatively managed radio stations; I myself am a part-time dj on the college radio station for University of the Pacific. I have much more freedom with what I play than most radio stations, so long as I obey FCC regulations. Yet the station management still wants me to follow the general formula: station ID, three minute song, 'stinger' station announcement, three minute song, message from sponsors, repeat. <br /> <br /> Anyway, back to my point, the widespread influence of music radio has created a music scene in which bands that want to be 'popular' need to fit their music into the cookie-cutter that determines what is played on the radio, in order to make that all popular hit single. Take a look at the list of most popular songs for the week; I guarantee that most of them will be very close to three minutes long. This quest for the 'hit' has created more one-hit wonders than you could shake a forest's worth of sticks at. In fact, in American music culture these bands are seen more highly, for a time at least, than the consistant, in-it-for-the-long-haul artists. A band like Dream Theater or Jethro Tull can have a full carreer of wonderful music and still not get the recognition that is given to bands with a few hit radio singles, such as Evanescence or Coldplay. <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[building]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[higher]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-03-20T01:03:47-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I Am Building A Religion]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/i_am_building_a_religion.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>I want to start a cult. I will have complete control as the moral leader; I will tell my congregation what to think and they will unquestioningly obey. In order to avoid an eternity of unmatched torture and anguish in some otherworldly dimension (possibly located within the earth's core - that scientific, varifiable crap isn't really important), my congregation will be forced to follow an arbitrary list of arcane and often silly rules for life. These rules will not be concrete of course, and are subject to change at my whim, and by no means will they be based on any kind of logic or rational thinking. The followers of other religions will be maligned, and any non-believers will be constantly pestered with false well-wishes and plees for the future of their soul. In short, my followers will be the only ones righteous enough to escape the Lake of Flames. <br /> <br /> I shall call my cult Satafism. Or perhaps... Christianity? <br /> <br /> <br /> Sataf's magical mystery tour: <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.denness.net/rpi/u/Sataf/bc/003300/bg/006600/bg1/000033/bg2/000066/ac/FFFFFF/tc/FFFFFF/dc/FFFFFF/nc/FFFFFF/tic/FFFFFF/rpi.png"></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-03-20T02:03:51-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Check out my newest moves!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/check_out_my_newest_moves.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a title="" target="" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1566751416966025770&amp;q=michael+jackson+duration%3Ashort">little Michael Jackson</a> <br /></p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-03-20T06:03:37-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Free Trade? What?]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/free_trade_what.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that for every person in the United States, the US government gives about $370 in agricultural subsidies to US farming interests in order to protect them from foreign competition? </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-03-22T01:03:27-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/?entry=344026</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>My grandfather just died. I'm feeling pretty sad. <br /> <br /> My mom suggested that I write out my feelings to help with the loss. I don't really know what to say; I've never been good at expressing my emotions, normally just keep them bottled up pretty tightly. Anyway, I think I'll just write some about his life and the memories I have of him. <br /> <br /> Grandpa Roscoe was the only grandfather I ever really knew. I didn't see him too often, about once or twice a year, since he lived in Washington. He always seemed like a good man to me. He seemed like the kind of guy that I would want to be if I got old. He sometimes acted kind of chauvanistic, but he was always honest and sincere and kind. He really loved his rose bushes. He won prizes for those roses. Tons of em, and they were all hanging on the walls with his pictures of the roses. He would talk about the different rose varieties and the different techniques for growing them, and he liked to show off his trophies ofcourse. I went fishing for the first time with him. I later thought it was really funny that we had gone fishing in the pond on the fancy golf course near by. We used bread as bait, and the fish just swarmed to the hooks. I cought a fish that I thought was giant at the time, probably over a foot long. a carp I think. He took that one home and cut it up and gutted it and then my grandma made it into some kind of pickled fish. He really liked pickled herring and all of those scandinavian foods. My parents took him back to Sweden to the town where his family had come from once, but that was before I was born. <br /> <br /> At one time he was the Chief Engineer at the Hanford Nuclear facility in Richland, Washington. He also liked to talk to me about chemistry and new scientific developments. He was in charge of a copper smelter in El Paso Texas when he was younger, but he decided that a smelter wasn't a very nice place to work, so he took the government up on their job offer and went to Richland to work on the continuation of the Manhatten project. Hanford was the place where the bomb that fell on Nagasaki was made. Of course, the war was over by the time Grandpa went to work there. His big project was to create the breeder reactor that somehow produced more plutonium than it consumed. He liked to talk about that reactor a lot, though I never really understood all of the chemistry and stuff that was involved. I was always proud of him for being such an intelligent and important scientist. He liked working there, but I think it did take its toll on him. I think he felt guilty about working on the reactors that created hydrogen bombs. He always went out of his way to meet any Japanese Americans that came to town, kind of as a way to feel better about his carreer. His work was with strictly energy-production efforts, but the reactors did create the plutonium used in bombs as a bi-product. It also must have been really hard on him to have to hide everything that he was doing at work from his family. It was the height of the cold war, so of course he wasn't allowed to talk about his confidential work. He said there were posters everywhere at work saying things like "Watch your tongue; the walls have ears." <br /> <br /> He was fairly old when I knew him, and as he got older he didn't like to leave the house as much, but I do remember him taking me a few places when I was a kid. We went out on a boat on the Columbia River a couple times, and that was a lot of fun because we got to see a lot of wildlife that I didn't expect to be living out there in the sage-brush. There was also this donut shop that he would always get specialty donuts for us. He always just called it "The spudnut shop", but I don't know what it was really called. <br /> <br /> The biggest reason that I was proud of my grandpa was because he had become a real liberal activist in his old age. He had voted for Republicans in every election his entire life until George Bush senior. Then he and my grandma both suddenly seemed to come to their senses about all of the harm that conservatives were doing to our country and to the women's movement and to the environment, etc. At that point there was no turning back, and he was a vocal democrat ever since. Even as he was showing early signs of alzheimers, he was always paying attention to the news and reading new political books and telling us about all of the issues that he felt were important. <br /> <br /> I guess I've been pretty well prepared to here this news, because he's around 90 and he's been suffering from alzheimers pretty seriously for about 6 months now. It nearly broke my grandma's heart when she had to take him to the home for advanced alzheimers patients. It was really sad for me too, since I hadn't gotten to see him as much as I would have liked when he was coherent and fully in contro&nbsp; of his mind.It's still pretty hard for me to think about how he is finally gone, although I know that it's better than if he had continued living in the deteriorating conditions he was facing. I miss him a lot now. He was really a good guy. I miss how he would tease me about girls o r about being shy and I miss it when he would try to teach me how to put and I miss it when he would show me his old national geographics collection or his old coins... <br /> <br /> Well, I guess I'll be going up to Washington in the next week or two for the funeral. It's going to be really hard to be there with all of the family. I know that the sadness won't really touch me untill my grandma is acting as cheerful as she can and trying to comfort everyone else. I hope she is able to live for a whileyet. I think I'll try to go to sleep now. I won't have to think about it so much tomorrow. <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[anti-drug]]></category>
  <category><![CDATA[black metal]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-04-04T06:04:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Black Metal is my anti-drug.]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/black_metal_is_my_antidrug.mws</link>
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  <dc:date>2006-04-10T03:04:54-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Famous Titles for $400]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/famous_titles_for_400.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>There's a guy named Ramsey with dreadlocks winning on Jeopardy! He's my hero. </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-04-11T07:04:51-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[A very interesting 911 theory, if you've got a couple hours]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/a_very_interesting_911_theory_if_youve_got_a_couple_hours.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p><a title="" target="" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&amp;q=911+2001">Loose Change 911 Theory</a> <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-04-26T07:04:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>1-800-YOUR MOM is a sex line. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not even joking. Go ahead, try it. <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-04-27T11:04:35-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><a title="" target="" href="http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=600">GARBAGE DAY!</a> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-04-28T01:04:23-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[The best joke I've heard in a long time]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Dick Cheney walked up to George Bush and said, "I've got some bad news George. Today in Iraq six Brazilians were killed." <br /> Bush replied, "Oh no, that's terrible!.............Dick?" <br /> "Yes, George?" <br /> "How much is a brazillian?" <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> <br /> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <dc:date>2006-04-28T06:04:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Progress Quest]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/progress_quest.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p>My level 5 Pandaman Shiv-Knight will slay you with his level 3 Rabbit Punch and his +1 Crowbar! RAAUGH! <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-04-29T02:04:13-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Mark your calendars]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>June 6th, 2006 shall be the National Day of Slayer. <br /> <a title="" target="" href="http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org">http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/</a> <br /> <img alt="" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001C6M.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" align="bottom" border="0"> <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-05-01T10:05:12-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[fave beans for all!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/fave_beans_for_all.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p> NAME: Kefka <br /> STAR SIGN: I'm bullish <br /> BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, ill <br /> FAVE SNACK: I quite enjoy those white cheddar cheezits. Even if they don't contain any real cheese. <br /> FAVE ITEM OF CLOTHING: I have a lot of good shirts, but one of my favorites is Satyricon featuring a pair of skulls <br /> FAVE ALBUM: My all time favorite ablum is the Beatles' White Album. But you may have noticed my recent fling with Bathos by the psychadelic doom metal band Aarni (scroll to the top of the page). <br /> FAVE BAND: The Beatles <br /> FAVE MOVIE: Star Wars (big surprise there) <br /> FAVE SEX TOY: <a title="" target="" href="http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php">The baby Jesus butt-plug<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">®</span></a> <br /> DREAM DATE: June 6th, 2006 <br /> DREAM CAREER: Bartender <br /> FAVE CELEB: John Lennon <br /> BEST CELEB ENCOUNTER: Back in high school Coolio used to invite me to all of his parties. I didn't really want to go, but I knew that the party would just kind of stagnate without me... <br /> FAVE TV SHOW: <a title="" target="" href="http://www.mega64.com/">Mega 64</a> It used to be on public access tv. Unfortunately I have only seen the clips on the Internets. <br /> HOTTEST BABE: Anyone who goes by the nickname "Big Bertha" <br /> HOTTEST HUNK: <a title="" target="" href="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y166/Zenial/lsd/banda-i/immortal.jpg">Abbath</a> <br /> FAVE DRINK: bottled Root Beer (or sasparilla or birch beer or any other root beer derivations) <br /> FAVE BEAUTY PRODUCT: a paper bag <br /> FAVE PMS FOOD: pickles. they are a severely underrated food item. pickles fucking rock. <br /> FAVE COLOR COMBO: I do wear black a lot, but I usually prefer an outfit that clashes really badly: stripes and plaid, yellow and brown, etc.</p>
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  <dc:date>2006-05-05T01:05:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Happy Star Wars day!]]></title>
  <link>http://sataf.mindsay.com/happy_star_wars_day.mws</link>
  <description><![CDATA[<p> May the Fourth be with you. <br /> </p>
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  <dc:date>2006-05-09T09:05:22-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[If you don't have LAST.FM, you suck]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><h3 class="journal"><a href="http://www.last.fm/user/sataf/journal/2006/05/10/133004/">LAST.FM Quiz</a> </h3>  <div class="journalBody">   <div class="journalConnections">     <div id="a133004" class="lastPanel">       <div class="c" id="c_a133004"><span class="mozillasucks">&nbsp;</span>        </div>        <div class="f" id="f_a133004">        </div>      </div>    </div>    <div style="overflow: hidden;">      <p>List your top ten last.fm artists, then list your favourite three songs by each.       <br />        <br /> 1. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Beatles" class="bbcode_artist">The Beatles</a>       <br /> -While My Guitar Gently Weeps       <br /> -Bulldog       <br /> -Back In The USSR       <br />        <br /> 2. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Summoning" class="bbcode_artist">Summoning</a>       <br /> -Long Lost to Where No Pathway Goes       <br /> -A Distant Flame Before the Sun       <br /> -The Mountain King's Return       <br />        <br /> 3. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nightwish" class="bbcode_artist">Nightwish</a>       <br /> -Gethsemane       <br /> -Ghost Love Score       <br /> -End of All Hope       <br />        <br /> 4. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Aarni" class="bbcode_artist">Aarni</a>       <br /> -Myrrys       <br /> -Quinotaurus       <br /> -Mental Fugue       <br />        <br /> 5. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Megadeth" class="bbcode_artist">Megadeth</a>       <br /> -Countdown to Extinction       <br /> -Peace Sells       <br /> -FFF       <br />        <br /> 6. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Anti-Flag" class="bbcode_artist">Anti-Flag</a>       <br /> -911 For Peace       <br /> -Die For The Government       <br /> -Underground Network       <br />        <br /> 7. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nokturnal+Mortum" class="bbcode_artist">Nokturnal Mortum</a>       <br /> -Weltanshauung       <br /> -The Return of the Vampire Lord       <br /> -The Knots Upon the Thread of Fate       <br />        <br /> 8. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Choking+Victim" class="bbcode_artist">Choking Victim</a>       <br /> -500 Channels       <br /> -Fuck America       <br /> -Five Finger Discount       <br />        <br /> 9. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Harum+Scarum" class="bbcode_artist">Harum Scarum</a>       <br /> -As Civilians Die       <br /> -Systematic Death       <br /> -Mental Health       <br />        <br /> 10. <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Symphony+X" class="bbcode_artist">Symphony X</a>       <br /> -The Divine Wings of Tragedy       <br /> -Smoke and Mirrors       <br /> -King of Terrors       <br />      </p>      <p>       <br />      </p>      <h3 class="journal">      </h3>      <div class="journalBody">       <div class="journalConnections">         <div id="a133004" class="lastPanel">           <div class="c" id="c_a133004">              <ul id="list_a133004" class="">               <li id="a133004_li1" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Megadeth" title="Megadeth" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1825/16504.jpg" alt="Megadeth" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Megadeth" rel="tag" title="Megadeth" class="it">Megadeth</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li2" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Beatles" title="The Beatles" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1000113/128553.jpg" alt="The Beatles" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Beatles" rel="tag" title="The Beatles" class="it">The Beatles</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li3" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Anti-Flag" title="Anti-Flag" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1001115/100017.jpg" alt="Anti-Flag" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Anti-Flag" rel="tag" title="Anti-Flag" class="it">Anti-Flag</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li4" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nightwish" title="Nightwish" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1008419/103233.jpg" alt="Nightwish" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nightwish" rel="tag" title="Nightwish" class="it">Nightwish</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li5" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Symphony+X" title="Symphony X" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1010948/8669.jpg" alt="Symphony X" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Symphony+X" rel="tag" title="Symphony X" class="it">Symphony X</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li6" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Choking+Victim" title="Choking Victim" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1011891/55760.jpg" alt="Choking Victim" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Choking+Victim" rel="tag" title="Choking Victim" class="it">Choking Victim</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li7" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Summoning" title="Summoning" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1016602/22442.jpg" alt="Summoning" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Summoning" rel="tag" title="Summoning" class="it">Summoning</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li8" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Aarni" title="Aarni" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1025800/37801.jpg" alt="Aarni" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Aarni" rel="tag" title="Aarni" class="it">Aarni</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li9" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nokturnal+Mortum" title="Nokturnal Mortum" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/thumbnail/6/1055369/45669.jpg" alt="Nokturnal Mortum" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Nokturnal+Mortum" rel="tag" title="Nokturnal Mortum" class="it">Nokturnal Mortum</a>               </li>               <li id="a133004_li10" class="imgtags"> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Harum+Scarum" title="Harum Scarum" class="img">                 <img src="http://static.last.fm/matt/50x50star.gif" alt="Harum Scarum" height="50" width="50"></a> <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Harum+Scarum" rel="tag" title="Harum Scarum" class="it">Harum Scarum</a>               </li>             </ul>           </div>         </div>       </div>     </div>      <p>       <br />      </p>    </div>  </div> </p>
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  <author>sataf</author>
  <category><![CDATA[evil has no boundaries]]></category>
  <dc:date>2006-06-06T03:06:19-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[6/6/6]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><strong>Happy Slayer Day!</strong> </p>  <p>&nbsp; </p>  <p><font face="Verdana"><em>Blasting our way through the boundaries of Hell   <br />No one can stop us tonight   <br />We take on the world with hatred inside   <br />Mayhem the reason we fight   <br />Surviving the slaughters and killing we've lost   <br />Then we return from the dead   <br />Attacking once more now with twice as much strength   <br />We conquer then move on ahead   <br />   <br />Evil   <br />My words defy   <br />Evil   <br />Has no disguise   <br />Evil   <br />Will take your soul   <br />Evil   <br />My wrath unfolds   <br />   <br />Satan our master in evil mayhem   <br />Guides us with every first step   <br />Our axes are growing with power and fury   <br />Soon there'll be nothingness left   <br />Midnight has come and the leathers strapped on   <br />Evil is at our command   <br />We clash with God's angel and conquer new souls   <br />Consuming all that we can</em></font> </p>  <p><em></em>&nbsp; </p>  <p><em><font face="Verdana">Evil   <br />My words defy   <br />Evil   <br />Has no disguise   <br />Evil   <br />Will take your soul   <br />Evil   <br />My wrath unfolds</font>   <br /></em> </p></p>
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  <dc:date>2006-06-12T07:06:20-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Turn your hamster into a fighting machine.]]></title>
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  <dc:date>2006-06-14T09:06:33-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I want to be a scientist when I grow up!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><a title="" href="http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html" target="">soda fountain</a> </p></p>
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  <dc:date>2006-06-15T07:06:05-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.last.fm/user/sataf/?chartstyle=redfive"> <img src="http://imagegen.last.fm/redfive/recenttracks/sataf.gif" border="0"></a></p>
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  <dc:date>2006-06-27T07:06:52-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[no subject]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Why is the legal driving limit of cocaine 200 times higher than that of marijuana? </p></p>
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  <dc:date>2006-06-28T04:06:05-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[good news from congress]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Looks like Congress is going to allow me to continue wearing my American-flag thong underwear. </p></p>
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